SECOND POST – JUNE 20, 2013 – WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?

OUR WILDLY POPULAR PAGE: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?  IS REVISITED.

What ever happened to GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACOSROF?

 
1. He is running a Halal Texas Barbecue Restaurant in Austin specializing in canonically proper armadillo;
2. He lives in Istanbul at the YMCA (Young Muslim Cuckoos Association) and plays tiddly winks;
3. As we write, he is being executed by the Pesh Mergha for behavior unbecoming a Kurd;
4. He is suffering from lockjaw after chewing on rusty nails devilishly hidden in his rice pudding by George Sabra;
5. He is a paper-weight on Erdoghan’s desk.
What ever happened to RIYADH AL-AS’AD, Syrian colonel extraordinaire and holder of the LONG JOHN SILVER PEG-LEG AWARD?
 
1. He is an entrant in the Akron Ohio Wheelchair Grand Derby;
2. He is trying to amputate his second leg to achieve Cosmic Symmetry;
3. He is rehearsing for the role of “GOOBIE”,  a porn star with a curious physical characteristic;
4. He is having therapy to keep him from walking in circles;
5. He is enlisting in the Turkish Air Force as a runway keeper.

What ever happened to MANAF TLAS?

 

1.  He was last seen selling cheap cigars to Turkish children at a playground in Gaziantep;
2.  He lives with his brother Firas in Abu Dhabi and secretly drinks all his cognac;
3.  He is writing his autobiography: “I Was a Teenage Homsi Zombie”;
4.  He leeches off his father in Paris by threatening to turn off his pacemaker;
5.  He is a cigar taster for Aunt Betsy’s Kentucky Cheroots.

Whatever happened to ROBERT FORD?  

“Can you see the ball I’m holding in my hand?  If you can’t, you’re not a Qatari.”  

                      (Photo: Uri Geller)

1.  He is in the Washington D.C. unemployment line;
2.  He is trying to sell Obama on invading the Galapagos Islands;
3.  He is writing his memoirs: “My Opthamologist Rules a Third World Country”.
4.  He is hosting his own Food Channel show:  “Eating Humble Pie, Crow and Other Delectables”;
5.  He is the president of the “Hussein Harmoosh Memorial Exceptional Child Academy”.

What ever happened to NICOLAS SARKOZY?

1.  He is back in his native Hungary running the Imre Nagy Paprika Corporation;
2.  He is directing a movie about Roman Polanski: “I Am a 4 Foot Polish Jewish Pedophile from L.A.”;
3.  He is the president of the “Bashar Al-Assad Hate Mail Club”;
4.  He married himself in Marseilles in order to rattle the Papacy.  The Pope declared the rite “unclean”;
5.  He is partnered with ‘Uqab Saqr and is marketing Bazooka Bubble Gum in Syria.

NOTE TO MY READERS:  I WILL TRY TO BLOG TOMORROW MORNING VERY EARLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO THE DACHA TOMORROW.  IF I CAN’T BLOG, I WILL HAVE TO ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN I GET BACK.  MY PROBLEM IS THE LAPTOP DOES NOT WORK WELL IN THE NORTHERN AREA OF MICHIGAN.  I WILL MAKE IT UP. ZIAD

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Have a nice stay over there. You are the light of my day and of so many others but we will keep hanging on buddy!
Meanwhile:

/mikhas

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hallo Ziad,
keep on with your good work.
Bernhard

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Thanks for the laughs kind sir
Ibn al Shaddai

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Ziad, you are the best!

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Images taken by …. in northern Aleppo, mercs in distress:

they tried some counter attack.

Greets, Michel van Dijk

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Man this is great!

I hope we’ll see another “whatever happened” of the traitor Salim Idriss very soon.

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What ever happened to Danny Abdul Dayem? The posterboy of the “revolution”

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Hey people, smart and good people !!!
Look what do these procreations of HELL with Syrian people !!!
http://youtu.be/AAQ23qUdE5g
If a movie is removed from youtube, here is a link to another source:
http://www.syriantube.net/5047.html
I’m so sorry for innocent people, for Syrian for soldiers and other military men who defended his homeland.
ps: Sorry for my english, is lame.

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Funny as always Ziad 😀

However, I have to take exception to this:

” He is directing a movie about Roman Polanski: “I Am a 4 Foot Polish Jewish Pedophile from L.A.”;”

I don’t agree with putting Polanski in with the others. He likes young women, not little girls. I know I’m going to catch flack for my opinion, but that’s the way I see it.

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Confirmation needed. What were inside these 4,500 containers shipped out of Singapore? re: the Gods and Goddesses are on the side of the Syrians It is being reported that one of the largest container vessels in the world broke in half sinking off the coast of Yemeni “carrying 4,500 containers of weapons and munitions heading to Jordan” where the U.S. Army has large operations providing these weapons to the foreign Jihadi terrorist mercenaries. Apparently, the munitions and weapons were loaded on the Mol Comfort in Singapore from American warehouses where munitions are stored. Merchant vessel ‘Mol Comfort’ splits into two… Read more »

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seems like the damascus rat pocket going to fall pretty soon.
http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=111543

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INTERVIEW-Thousands of Shi’ites ready to fight in Syria, Iraqi says * Amiri says Iraqis will fight if Syria shrines, Shi’ites are attacked * Western arms to rebels will be seized by al Qaeda * Syrian civil war aims to partition Syria and Iraq By Samia Nakhoul and Suadad al-Salhy BAGHDAD, June 21 (Reuters) – Thousands of Shi’ite Muslims from Iraq and beyond will take up arms against Sunni al Qaeda “savages” in Syria if fellow Shi’ites or their shrines come under attack again, a powerful minister in Iraq’s Shi’ite-led government said. It would be impossible to “sit idle while the… Read more »

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This is IMPORTANT ,and a big setback for some.I pray all is as it appears.Rough seas i find hard to believe.
http://www.vesselfinder.com/news/1229-MOL-COMFORT-June-21-UPDATE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SwtBfqBO8

God Bless All
chris