What ever happened to GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACOSROF?
2. He is trying to amputate his second leg to achieve Cosmic Symmetry;
3. He is rehearsing for the role of “GOOBIE”, a porn star with a curious physical characteristic;
4. He is having therapy to keep him from walking in circles;
5. He is enlisting in the Turkish Air Force as a runway keeper.
What ever happened to MANAF TLAS?
1. He was last seen selling cheap cigars to Turkish children at a playground in Gaziantep;
2. He lives with his brother Firas in Abu Dhabi and secretly drinks all his cognac;
3. He is writing his autobiography: “I Was a Teenage Homsi Zombie”;
4. He leeches off his father in Paris by threatening to turn off his pacemaker;
5. He is a cigar taster for Aunt Betsy’s Kentucky Cheroots.
Whatever happened to ROBERT FORD?
(Photo: Uri Geller)
1. He is in the Washington D.C. unemployment line;
2. He is trying to sell Obama on invading the Galapagos Islands;
3. He is writing his memoirs: “My Opthamologist Rules a Third World Country”.
4. He is hosting his own Food Channel show: “Eating Humble Pie, Crow and Other Delectables”;
5. He is the president of the “Hussein Harmoosh Memorial Exceptional Child Academy”.
What ever happened to NICOLAS SARKOZY?
1. He is back in his native Hungary running the Imre Nagy Paprika Corporation;
2. He is directing a movie about Roman Polanski: “I Am a 4 Foot Polish Jewish Pedophile from L.A.”;
3. He is the president of the “Bashar Al-Assad Hate Mail Club”;
4. He married himself in Marseilles in order to rattle the Papacy. The Pope declared the rite “unclean”;
5. He is partnered with ‘Uqab Saqr and is marketing Bazooka Bubble Gum in Syria.
NOTE TO MY READERS: I WILL TRY TO BLOG TOMORROW MORNING VERY EARLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO THE DACHA TOMORROW. IF I CAN’T BLOG, I WILL HAVE TO ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN I GET BACK. MY PROBLEM IS THE LAPTOP DOES NOT WORK WELL IN THE NORTHERN AREA OF MICHIGAN. I WILL MAKE IT UP. ZIAD