SECOND POST – JUNE 20, 2013 – WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?

OUR WILDLY POPULAR PAGE: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?  IS REVISITED.

What ever happened to GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACOSROF?

 
1. He is running a Halal Texas Barbecue Restaurant in Austin specializing in canonically proper armadillo;
2. He lives in Istanbul at the YMCA (Young Muslim Cuckoos Association) and plays tiddly winks;
3. As we write, he is being executed by the Pesh Mergha for behavior unbecoming a Kurd;
4. He is suffering from lockjaw after chewing on rusty nails devilishly hidden in his rice pudding by George Sabra;
5. He is a paper-weight on Erdoghan’s desk.
What ever happened to RIYADH AL-AS’AD, Syrian colonel extraordinaire and holder of the LONG JOHN SILVER PEG-LEG AWARD?
 
1. He is an entrant in the Akron Ohio Wheelchair Grand Derby;
2. He is trying to amputate his second leg to achieve Cosmic Symmetry;
3. He is rehearsing for the role of “GOOBIE”,  a porn star with a curious physical characteristic;
4. He is having therapy to keep him from walking in circles;
5. He is enlisting in the Turkish Air Force as a runway keeper.

What ever happened to MANAF TLAS?

 

1.  He was last seen selling cheap cigars to Turkish children at a playground in Gaziantep;
2.  He lives with his brother Firas in Abu Dhabi and secretly drinks all his cognac;
3.  He is writing his autobiography: “I Was a Teenage Homsi Zombie”;
4.  He leeches off his father in Paris by threatening to turn off his pacemaker;
5.  He is a cigar taster for Aunt Betsy’s Kentucky Cheroots.

Whatever happened to ROBERT FORD?  

“Can you see the ball I’m holding in my hand?  If you can’t, you’re not a Qatari.”  

                      (Photo: Uri Geller)

1.  He is in the Washington D.C. unemployment line;
2.  He is trying to sell Obama on invading the Galapagos Islands;
3.  He is writing his memoirs: “My Opthamologist Rules a Third World Country”.
4.  He is hosting his own Food Channel show:  “Eating Humble Pie, Crow and Other Delectables”;
5.  He is the president of the “Hussein Harmoosh Memorial Exceptional Child Academy”.

What ever happened to NICOLAS SARKOZY?

1.  He is back in his native Hungary running the Imre Nagy Paprika Corporation;
2.  He is directing a movie about Roman Polanski: “I Am a 4 Foot Polish Jewish Pedophile from L.A.”;
3.  He is the president of the “Bashar Al-Assad Hate Mail Club”;
4.  He married himself in Marseilles in order to rattle the Papacy.  The Pope declared the rite “unclean”;
5.  He is partnered with ‘Uqab Saqr and is marketing Bazooka Bubble Gum in Syria.

NOTE TO MY READERS:  I WILL TRY TO BLOG TOMORROW MORNING VERY EARLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO THE DACHA TOMORROW.  IF I CAN’T BLOG, I WILL HAVE TO ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN I GET BACK.  MY PROBLEM IS THE LAPTOP DOES NOT WORK WELL IN THE NORTHERN AREA OF MICHIGAN.  I WILL MAKE IT UP. ZIAD

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