CENTRAL PRISON: Al-Shaykh Najjaar, northwest of the entrance to the big city and the orchards between MTN Corporation Building and Sawmar Restaurant in area of Al-Kindi Hospital and the Al-Tawwabeen Mosque in the Handaraat Camp, we are confirming the death 37 rodents in what was a ridiculous and incompetent assault on a military position. All rats are suspected of being foreign. This was a Jabhat Al-Nusra operation led by a troll and commanded by Arabians. No details, yet.
Also in the Central Prison Area (don’t forget the central prison is in the north of Aleppo), at the Glass Factory, 4 rodents were killed trying to escape to their favorite sewer:
A’zaaz/Mannagh Road near Al-Ahraam Gas Station located on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway, a firefight took place between NDF fighters and a unit of rats. With one grenade, an NDF fighter was able to kill 3 rodents hiding behind a civilian’s car in a spot reserved for travelers wanting to eat outside.
Al-Raashideen: Near the Ustoora Restaurant, 10 rats die in firefight with police and security forces. No details.
ALERT: THE LIES SPREAD BY RODENT NEWS SOURCES INCLUDING THE SOHR IN COVENTRY,.ENGLAND, PROVE TO BE TOTALLY FALSE. AL-RAASHIDEEN IS IN THE HANDS OF THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY. THE EFFORT TO OVERRUN IT FAILED MISERABLY. WAEL IS GETTING THE DETAILS ON THE CARCASSES STREWN ALL OVER IN A FAILED AND DISGRACED EFFORT TO DEFEAT OUR INVINCIBLE ARMY.
Al-Saakhoor: At the end of the Bustaan Al-Baashaa Road toward Turaab Hulluk, (birthplace of my dear deceased friend, Missak Tikoyan,) and the Al-Khudhaar Market, and close to the Baab Al-Hadeed Roundabout near the Al-‘Abbaas Mosque and Jamaal Mosque abutting the Hanaano Residencies and Al-Kallaasa, the SAA dropped 17 rodents and captured 2 23mm machine guns along with ammo. THANK YOU, PRINCE PORK & BEANS OF QATAR.
Mannagh Airbase, another miserable and calamitous effort to occupy a brick on one runway met with disaster. No joke. Another 5 rats were killed by our snipers around the base. So sad.
Al-‘Alqamiyya: Near the same base, some dead rats. No details.
Al-Ziraa’ah: Near the airbase. Fighting with no details.
Layramoon: At the Enhancement of Seeds Institute near Zaydu Gas Station on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway, and the Plaka Restaurant on road to Maslamiyya, a unit of rodents was totally wiped off the face of the earth with a mortar destroyed and a 23mm machine gun seized in workable condition. Wael is frustrated he can’t get me more details.
West rural Aleppo, east of the Mosque, at a gas station west of Al-Mansoora, SAA killed 3 vermin, seized or destroyed a missile launcher, mortar and 3 light machine guns. (SANA)
Dayr Salmaan in the East Ghouta:
An afternoon raid with the sharp eyes of locals killed these rodents. Of the 7, these have now been identified:
The other 4 cannot be identified. THANKS TO PRINCE PRIZE PORKER, the SAA confiscated a 23mm cannon along with ammunition.
‘Arbeen: SAA destroys a nest of slugs and destroys a bulldozer and backhoe used to build dirt walls and trenches:
A mortar was also destroyed.
Halboon: Way up in the mountains:
Muhammad Al-Ghabara (Ashes to ashes, dust to dust)
WATCH THIS VIDEO FROM MIKHAS OF HUSSEIN MORTADA’S FILMING OF THE ATTACK ON HALBOON. IT ENDS NICELY WITH THE RAISING OF THE SYRIAN FLAG:
More weapons seized and supplied to our militias.
URGENT CORRECTION: Our previous report on the rat-disaster in Waadi Al-‘Arqoob, on the Al-Naassiriyya/Al-Humayra Road, 19 trucks confirmed destroyed while carrying weapons. We will keep you informed if new details arrive. This is a major blunder by the terrorist rats and their enablers. It appears that Saudi Arabians would have to be behind such a mismanaged SNAFU.
Reemaa Farms near Yabrood in the Qalamoon Mountains: This pest was popped by our sniper:
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: Add these bozos to your list:
He could almost play any ape in the movie “PLANET OF THE APES” but for the fact he can’t speak intelligibly. You don’t even need Rick Baker for the special effects.
MORE PROPAGANDA AND NEWS:
Apparently the brouhaha in England over its involvement in Syria has paid some dividends. Great article about the FIASCO in Doha from Voltairenet. Yuk. Yuk. Yuk.
Karnevaliste, a reader from Germany, who won our hearts when he sent a photo of Guido Westerwelle in a clown’s outfit sends this article from the very suspicious Debka files people:
Chris sends this very Russo-friendly article which we adopt:
Sky news with some hackneyed tale of woe from Doha. Funny, how they don’t mention all the no-shows. Thanks, .: