SECOND POST – JUNE 23, 2013 – ALEPPO IN FLAMES AS SYRIAN ARMY MINCES TERRORIST RODENTS; HOMS AND DER’AH; RAT-STATS AND MORE PROPAGANDA AND NEWS

ALEPPO:

CENTRAL PRISON:  Al-Shaykh Najjaar, northwest of the entrance to the big city and the orchards between MTN Corporation  Building and Sawmar Restaurant in area of Al-Kindi Hospital and the Al-Tawwabeen Mosque in the Handaraat Camp,  we are confirming the death 37 rodents in what was a ridiculous and incompetent assault on a military position. All rats are suspected of being foreign.  This was a Jabhat Al-Nusra operation led by a troll and commanded by Arabians.  No details, yet.

Also in the Central Prison Area (don’t forget the central prison is in the north of Aleppo), at the Glass Factory,  4 rodents were killed trying to escape to their favorite sewer:

‘Abdul-Kareem Al-Yaafi 
Makram ‘Izzo
Muhammad Jabaaraa
Muhammad Kaamel

A’zaaz/Mannagh Road near Al-Ahraam Gas Station located on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway, a firefight took place between NDF fighters and a unit of rats.  With one grenade, an NDF fighter was able to kill 3 rodents hiding behind a civilian’s car in a spot reserved for travelers wanting to eat outside.

Jalaal ‘Abdul-Majeed
‘Umar Leefa
‘Ataa’ Nooreddeen   

Al-Raashideen:  Near the Ustoora Restaurant, 10 rats die in firefight with police and security forces.  No details.

ALERT:  THE LIES SPREAD BY RODENT NEWS SOURCES INCLUDING THE SOHR IN COVENTRY,.ENGLAND, PROVE TO BE TOTALLY FALSE.  AL-RAASHIDEEN IS IN THE HANDS OF THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY.  THE EFFORT TO OVERRUN IT FAILED MISERABLY.  WAEL IS GETTING THE DETAILS ON THE CARCASSES STREWN ALL OVER IN A FAILED AND DISGRACED EFFORT TO DEFEAT OUR INVINCIBLE ARMY.

Al-Saakhoor: At the end of the Bustaan Al-Baashaa Road toward Turaab Hulluk, (birthplace of my dear deceased friend, Missak Tikoyan,) and the Al-Khudhaar Market, and close to the Baab Al-Hadeed Roundabout near the Al-‘Abbaas Mosque and Jamaal Mosque abutting the Hanaano Residencies and Al-Kallaasa,  the SAA dropped 17 rodents and captured 2 23mm machine guns along with ammo.  THANK YOU, PRINCE PORK & BEANS OF QATAR.

Mannagh Airbase, another miserable and calamitous effort to occupy a brick on one runway met with disaster.  No joke.  Another 5 rats were killed by our snipers around the base.  So sad.

Al-‘Alqamiyya:  Near the same base, some dead rats. No details.     

Al-Ziraa’ah:  Near the airbase.  Fighting with no details.

Layramoon:  At the Enhancement of Seeds Institute near Zaydu Gas Station on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway, and the Plaka Restaurant on road to Maslamiyya,  a unit of rodents was totally wiped off the face of the earth with a mortar destroyed and a 23mm machine gun seized in workable condition.  Wael is frustrated he can’t get me more details.

West rural Aleppo, east of the Mosque, at a gas station west of Al-Mansoora, SAA killed 3 vermin, seized or destroyed a missile launcher, mortar and 3 light machine guns. (SANA)

DAMASCUS:

Dayr Salmaan in the East Ghouta: 

An afternoon raid with the sharp eyes of locals killed these rodents.  Of the 7, these have now been identified:

Jaaber Turkiyya
Ahmad Al-Na’aal
Ridhaa Al-Qaassem

The other 4 cannot be identified.  THANKS TO PRINCE PRIZE PORKER, the SAA confiscated a 23mm cannon along with ammunition.

‘Arbeen:  SAA destroys a nest of slugs and destroys a bulldozer and backhoe used to build dirt walls and trenches:

‘Adnaan Qandeel
Naazhem Sha’baaniyya

A mortar was also destroyed.

Halboon:  Way up in the mountains:

Muhammad Al-Ghabara (Ashes to ashes, dust to dust)
Youssuf Al-Bu-Shabb

WATCH THIS VIDEO FROM MIKHAS OF HUSSEIN MORTADA’S FILMING OF THE ATTACK ON HALBOON.  IT ENDS NICELY WITH THE RAISING OF THE SYRIAN FLAG:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KqpkOB9fFQA

Daarayyaa:

Ghassaan Zhareefa
Wasseem Al-Najjaar

More weapons seized and supplied to our militias.

URGENT CORRECTION:  Our previous report on the rat-disaster in Waadi Al-‘Arqoob, on the Al-Naassiriyya/Al-Humayra Road, 19 trucks confirmed destroyed while carrying weapons.  We will keep you informed if new details arrive.  This is a major blunder by the terrorist rats and their enablers.  It appears that Saudi Arabians would have to be behind such a mismanaged SNAFU.

Reemaa Farms near Yabrood in the Qalamoon Mountains:  This pest was popped by our sniper:

Jum’ah Al-Masri

Al-Dhiyaabiyya:  Add these bozos to your list:

‘Issaam Al-Buwaydhaani
Khaleel Al-Habboosh

IN A REPORT THAT CONTRADICTS OTHERS ABOUT ERDOGHAN’S CHANGED POLICY ON ARMS SMUGGLING, WE RECEIVED A REPORT THAT THE HEAD OF SAUDI INTELLIGENCE (Talk about the ultimate oxymoron), BANDAR BIN SULTAAN, has managed to smuggle German anti-aircraft weapons into Turkey for the terrorist rats.  THE ONLY PROBLEM IS:  BANDAR BIN
SULTAN IS DEAD according to Voltairenet.  Let’s hope they’re right
.    

He could almost play any ape in the movie “PLANET OF THE APES” but for the fact he can’t speak intelligibly.  You don’t even need Rick Baker for the special effects.  

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MORE PROPAGANDA AND NEWS:

Apparently the brouhaha in England over its involvement in Syria has paid some dividends.  Great article about the FIASCO in Doha from Voltairenet.  Yuk. Yuk. Yuk.

http://www.voltairenet.org/article179094.html

Karnevaliste, a reader from Germany, who won our hearts when he sent a photo of Guido Westerwelle in a clown’s outfit sends this article from the very suspicious Debka files people:

http://www.debka.com/article/23066/US-troop-buildup-in-Jordan-after-Turkey-shuts-US-NATO-arms-corridor-to-Syrian-rebels-    

Chris sends this very Russo-friendly article which we adopt:

http://theriseofrussia.blogspot.co.uk/p/middle-eastern-geopolitics-and-proxy.html

Sky news with some hackneyed tale of woe from Doha.  Funny, how they don’t mention all the no-shows. Thanks, .:

http://news.sky.com/story/1107015/syria-friends-agree-urgent-rebel-support

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