Thanks, PatrickD for the post.
AL-RAQQA CITY: It’s a fact and we reported this to you over a month ago, to wit: that a large convoy of SAA armor and infantry is on its way to Al-Raqqa to liberate the only city controlled by Obama’s terrorist cannibals. Two days ago, the 3rd Mechanized Armored Division with support from units in Brigade 93 and Regiment 17 overran ‘Ain Al-‘Issa and took up positions outside the city. I tried to contact my only source in the area, Hanadi, without any success. I can only rely on Wael and Monzer who are both from the site.
Media reports from Syria tendentiously describe “rat-panic” at the sight of such a large force which will certainly be accompanied by substantial air power. The rodents in this city have not been supplied with any advanced weaponry, or so I’m told. This is due to the closure of northern smuggling routes from Turkey. Iraq routes have either been curtailed by Iraqi troops or represent a small percentage of weapons brought in to Syria. This will be pure street combat which the SAA has now perfected.
There are no indications of any Hizbollah fighters at all. The Saudi apes and their simian cousins, who are now braying about Homs, will soon be barking at the moon when the SAA and militia begin the pleasant process of exterminating the remnant vermin in this nice and quiet city.
I have been told that the Tabqa Dam is going to be secured shortly by the SAA and that the rats have been seen leaving the area in droves.
The timing of this assault on Al-Raqqa coincides with large demonstrations in Latakia demanding government action on the occupation of the city by roaming hyenas, rats and cockroaches whose salaries are paid by Wahhabist Saudi apes.
We reported the disaster at Jawbar yesterday for the NATO and Wahhabist vermin, specifically at that Electrical Park. I promised the names of the carcasses. Here are all the identified ones:
Na’eem ——— (illegible)
Muhammad Zayn Al-Dardari
Today, the SAA killed these extras at Jawbar:
Anwar Hassan Nooru
And these at Jawbar:
“Abu Al-Haarith Al-Muwahhid” (yawn. id pending)
12 automatic assault rifles were seized along with ammo and drugs. THANKS TO PRINCE FATSO JUNIOR AND KING ABDULLAH THE ZOMBIE.
Al-Bihaariyya Farms area. No confirmed names from this firefight.
‘Umraan ‘Ishteewaa (?)
Al-Faakhoora: In the Halboon area along the mountain range there, SAA killed these:
A large cache of weapons was confiscated from fleeing rodents and distributed generously to our NDF. THANKS TO YOU AGAIN, PRINCE OBESE ONE AND BANANA MOTHER.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: Rats engaged in an head-on firefight with NDF and militia. SAA entered the fray later and surrounded the entire area. These rats were smoked in the process:
Another 11 could not be identified because they carried no papers.
Harastaa in the East Ghouta near the Water Supply Unit, SAA killed these insects:
Al-‘Ibb Farms: SAA and militia killed these:
A NEW OPERATION HAS BEEN PUT INTO EFFECT TO QUICKLY TAKE BACK ALL OF BARZA, QAABOON AND JAWBAR. SyrPer predicts total purification in 7 days. This is Das Ende fur der Ratten und der Hyaanen!
This has become the capital of foreign rodent fighters for some reason. A terrible military mistake, no doubt by British terrorism-enablers in Incirlik.
Dooreen: LIBYAN SIMIAN EXCREMENT BALL ROLLS OFF THE EARTH AND STRAIGHT TO EREBUS GOES:
“Abi Al-Labbaad” of the appropriately named “The Emigrant to Allah Brigade”, has emigrated, instead, to a warmer locale courtesy of Mephistopheles. His ID is pending.
Along with our favorite Libyan carcass, the SAA destroyed a van loaded with ammunition, hand grenades and 1 23mm heavy machine gun cannon. Very nice. THANKS TO PRINCE PORKY JUNIOR AND HIS MOTHER, THE BANANA.
SYRIAN ARMY COMPLETELY CLEANS OUT TWO VILLAGES IN THE AREA OF QARYATAYN CITY:
South Al-‘Ain Al-Janoobiyya and
East Al-‘Ain Al-Janoobiyya are now Ratten-Rein!! Rat free!!
The big battle is coming to vaporize Saudi Arabia’s little rodents at Khaalidiyya and Al-Qaraabees. And it’s coming to a theater near you in the next 10 days. It will take that long because of the population density and the hopeless nature of the rats’ conditions. There are many Jabhat Al-Nusra vermin inside and they want to take the express train to Lucifer’s Lounge. The SAA will accommodate their wishes. Wael estimates that there are over 6,000 killer/cannibals inside who must be exterminated.
Khaalidiyya: SAA wipes out 2 nests of Saudi-ape-funded rodents. Wael reports 16 total carcasses with 3 warblers taken prisoner.
Baab Hood in Homs: Near Al-Mas’oodi School, militia killed 9 rats:
Raateb ZaydaanMuhammad Abu-Shafra (Probably was barber who cut a bit too close)
The rest had no valid identification.
Al-Ghoota (Homs): Confirmed 1 rat killed and 2 wounded.
Taldu: Confirmed 4 rats killed trying to escape into countryside. Torn to shreds:
Kafr Laahaa: Confirmed 2 dead. No details.
Al-Ghantu: SAA and militia stalked a pack of rodents and killed all of them. 8 carcasses were counted. No details.
Al-Rastan: No details about a raid on a weapons cache. Wael has reports that there were heavy casualties.
Daar Al-Kabeera: 2 rat nests were demolished with a large store of weapons seized. Wael writes that the weapons were not accompanied by ammo. This indicates they are unable to resupply themselves. So sad.
WE JUST RECEIVED NOTE FROM MONZER THAT THE SAA HAS MOVED IN SUBSTANTIALLY TO KHAALDIYYA AND HAS KILLED SCORES OF TERRORIST RODENTS. WE’LL KEEP TABS ON THIS. I MAY HAVE TO ADJUST MY PROPHESY.
Al-Huwayqa: Last night, a creeping rat found himself in the limelight:
Ghassaan Jabr Al-Hazzaa’ (He went quickly to Hell. Didn’t even stop for tea)
Al-Muree’iyya Road: A car carrying ugly little rodents was attacked by infantry. 2 killed. 2 wounded.
Mu-Hassan: Competing Jabhat Al-Nusra units fought it out again over stolen loot. The SAA and security appeared at the scene and found 6 dead. SAA followed escaping rats in a KIA and stopped it cold. The 2 dead bodies inside were:
Khalaf Habda Al-‘Abed
Khaaled Turki Mahmoud Al-Jaassem
Tal Humays: A large number of rodents went down but it’s too soon for the names.
Abu Qassab: Some poor little rat brothers who lost their way wound up in Satan’s Bistro:
Kharaab ‘Askar: Confirmed 1 dead rat. 1 other surrendered and is squealing loudly.
Bahri Farms: 4 dead rodents in the fields trying to take all their stolen booty. No such luck. No names.
PROPAGANDA BECOMING STIFLING; SOME NEWS AND HOT AIR:
SyrPer predicts that Al-Khaalidiyya will be cleansed of rodents in a span of 72 hours with minimal casualties because the rats are bereft of ammunition: