FIRST POST – JULY 10, 2013 – DAMASCUS LIBERATED FROM RAT ARMY; ALEPPO BATTLES HINT AND HUGE OPERATION; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:

Al-Hujjayra:  Yesterday, SAA smacked the rats with a raid supported by NDF and killed this Jordanian thug-rat and his confederates:

Yusuf Al-Dandashi (JORDANIAN CAMEL EXCREMENT)
Muhammad Al-‘Asali
Zhaffaar Al-Hindi

Hasrastaa:  West of Dam-Homs International Highway, these rodents took the alternate route to Hades:

Muhammad Shakat Sha’baan
Bilaal ‘Ali Zandu
Jihaad Ghazaaali

Doumaa:  Thanks to Prince Fatso, a lot of weapons were seized in this firefight.  The losers were:

Basheer Subhi Al-Miswatti
Haani Al-Shaykh-Ibraaheem
Ismaa’eel Wahba
‘Aamer ‘Eidu

Al-Bihaariyya:  Our snipers took down these crawling insects:

Ahmad Yahyaa Qurtuzli
Eehaab Rubays
Muhammad Khayreddeen

Halboon: In the mountains near Al-Tal, Abdullah Al-Ahmar’s home town, these J.N. freaks dropped:

‘Uthmaan Ahmad Hamza 
Muhammad As’ad Khalloof

اشتباكات عنيفة بريف دمشق وتقدم للجيش السوري في حمص وحلب

Al-Nabak:

Ahmad Al-Muqaddam
‘Abdul-Jaleel Al-‘Abbaasi

Air strikes and missiles are mentioned here as the primary means used by the SAA to demolish the rats.

HOMS:

The SAA is completing clean-up of the Homs countryside as we write.  There is no cease-fire and there will not be one.  Wael is having a hard time obtaining lists of carcasses because of the highly “active” nature of the campaign.

Rats tried to escape to Al-Buqay’ah Plains east of Tal-Kalakh but were gunned down by militia.  They were trying to get to Lebanon.  No details.  Estimated losses to rats: 9.

Al-Nu’aymiyya and Sadad east of Homs City, 2 were killed and 3 captured.  4 cars were seized containing a nice load of weapons  for our militias.

Al-Hissn:  Big Christian city with a beautiful citadel.  No details.  Some rats killed.

Kafr Aayaa:  4 tunnels uncovered with weapons.  3 were 500 meters long.  1 was 1000 meters long.
Inside, SAA engineers found digging equipment.  In one tunnel east of the Hameesh School, trucks were actually discovered inside along with cars to ferry weapons to rats.  2 IEDs, each 25kgs was also found in addition to a load of stolen oil for sale.

At the Shinshaar Grain Storage Facility, 4 rats were killed and 3 taken prisoner.  No details.

DER’AH:

Mahajja:  Rats attacked a military checkpoint and were surrounded then annihilated.  Thanks to Prince Porky of Qatar, 14 new AK47s were seized along with ammo and phosphorous grenades used to incinerate foreign rat carcasses:

East Al-Maleeha:  The NDF killed this rodent:

‘Adnaan Fandi Al-Zu’bi  (SANA)

Inkhil City:  2 rats nests were destroyed.  I have no details as the SAA is evaluating.

Al-Muzayreeb:  At the Irrigation Housing Unit:

“Abu Tammaam” (YEMENI FLY. Id. pending)
“Abu Yunus” (YEMENI FLY VOMIT. Id pending)
Salmaan Muhammad Al-Tallaawi
Qaassem Mahmoud Al-‘Aayesh
‘Ali Mahmoud ‘Ilayyaan

Der’ah City:  A group calling itself the “Al-Khadhraa’ Brigade” (yawn) lost the following litter-mates:

Rizq Al-Jad’aan Al-Karraad
Kamaal Muhammad Naasseef
‘Ali Al-Qajja
Zayd Hassan Al-Murooji

Also, at the Police Station near the Municipal Office Center, guards opened fire on attacking vermin and killed these:

Shaaher Al-Suwaydaan
Raa’ed ‘Ali Hamad
Saamer Al-Mahmoud
Shaaher Al-Haari

DAYR EL-ZOR:

At Mu-Hassan and Bu-Layl, 2 rat groups killed each other over bootly.  No details.

Al-Muree’iyya  SAA surrounded a pack of rodents from the “Al-Rahmaan Army Battalion” and killed them all:

Baassem Al-Muhaymeed
Bashshaar ‘Abdul-Qaader Jaarallah
Qaassem Al-Hussayn Al-‘Ali

Another 8 could not be identified.

At the same town, SAA killed 26 rodents, all foreign except for these:

Mahmoud Hameed Al-Khaleefa
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Sallaan

Al-‘Urfi Neighborhood in Dayr El-Zor:  The “Euphrates Fedaa’iy Brigade” (yawn) went down to perdition and left this carcass, the only one identified out of 8:

Ahmad Sameer Khuraaba

IDLIB:

Al-Sawaami’ and Haysh in the hills around Kafr Roomaa are cleansed of rats in the area of Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan.

ALEPPO:

Al-Raashideen (4th) at the Salahuddeen Roundabout, SAA killed 4 rats.

Ba’eedeen Roundabout:  6 rats killed and all weapons seized.

Faysal ‘Areedha
Naasseef Jawharji

The rest had no papers.

Al-‘Aamiriyya:  Near the Childrens’ Hospital in area of Al-Sha’aar and also at the ‘Ali Muhammad Mosque, 8 rats were counted dead.  No identifiable carcasses.

East Castillo:  3 dead.  No details.

Tal-Rif’at:  In northern Aleppo rural area, 2 cars loaded with explosives were dismantled and all materiel seized.  THANKS, PRINCE PORKY.

Maslamiyya-Aleppo Highway, a major firefight resulted in the deaths of 29 rats according the last count.  There were Chechens among the dead.  Wael says the SAA could hear one bark out orders in Russian.

Khaan Al-‘Asal:  Southwest Aleppo near the Ibraaheem Al-Khaleel Mosque and Al-Tahhaan Mosque, 11 rats killed by SAA and militia.  No details.

Zaydu Service Station on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway near the Toyota Dealership, 9 rats went down. No details.

Huraytaan:  120mm mortar was seized along with 3 anti-aircraft heavy machine guns west of the Plaka Restaurant near the Kafr Naahaa intersection.  No details.

Central Prison Area:  Jabhat Al-Nusra continues to search for its holy grail by killing prisoners with stupidly fired artillery.  

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Who stole the Kischka?  Who used the Sarin gas?  And other fascinating questions:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=112808

A friend sends this Alalam piece supporting what we have been writing about violent clashes between mercenary rodents:

http://en.alalam.ir/news/1492856

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Our friend in Canada sends these.  Remember about playing with fire.  Also, with white phosphorous:
And don’t get obnoxious in fast-food restaurants:
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