FIRST POST – JULY 15, 2013 – 92 RATS SURRENDER IN HOMS TO SAA AND DEMAND AMNESTY;

Syrian army takes terrorists’ Barzah stronghold

A Syrian security officer to the right backed by an NDF militiaman wreak havoc with Obama’s murderous cannibal terrorists in Barza as the army sweeps the area clean of rodents.  (Alalam)

92 CANNIBALS SURRENDER IN BAAB HOOD IN HOMS PROVINCE TO THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY; CONFIRMED! RATS NEGOTIATED SURRENDER ON CONDITION THEIR IDENTITIES NOT REVEALED TO PROTECT THEIR RAT FAMILIES

Syrian Perspective confirms the surrender and arrest of 92 cannibal rodents in Baab Hood yesterday as SAA and militia tightened their grip around the southern suburbs of this once-beautiful and historic city.  There are no escape routes any more.  There are no realistic ways to obtain reinforcements or resupplies.  It’s over for the rats.  

Yesterday, at 4:00 p.m. Damascus time, the Syrian local command in Homs accepted terms of surrender from 8 units of starving rodents who disavowed their relationship to the Fake Syrian Army.  Without supplies and ammunition the vermin had no choice.  Their appointed negotiator whose name has not been revealed demanded only that family names of the surrendering rodents not be revealed and that they be submitted for possible amnesty.  Apparently the SAA considered the request.

Infiltration attempt from Al-Qaraabees to Al-Wa’er orchards met with disaster yesterday as alert militiamen called in assistance from nearby SAA units and killed 9 rats and arrested 5.  

Al-Qusoor:  2 killed.

Al-Masaabigh:  No details about firefight. 

Al-Khaalidiyya:  Mop-up resulted in this cockroach going down the rapids of General Ayoub’s toilet:

Jaaber Muhammad Abu-Ghilla

Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah:  NDF come upon a pack of rodents preparing to abandon positions and wipe them off the face of the earth:

Hishaam ‘Abdul-Qaader Salaama
Mufeed Faadhil Muhammad
Ahmad ‘Ali Silwaadi

Another 3 could not be identified.  4 surrendered.

Al-Hameediyya Village:  2 killed, 1 wounded.  No details.

Talbeesa:  Confirmed 7 dead rodents and 6 taken prisoner in a firefight.  Our Hind helicopters tore them into shreds.  But not some of their i.d.s:

‘Ahmad Salaama
Mahmoud Badraan
Sulaymaan Al-Ahmadi
“Abu-Al-Shabaab” (Id pending.  Identified by locals)
Rafeeq Al-Dabboos
Shaaker Bitinjaani (What an eggplant he would have made!
Muhammad Qirmizi

Bayt Hajju:  1 killed and 1 wounded.  No names.

Al-Rastan:  Almost clean.  SAA guns down filth using civilians as cover.  Didn’t work:

Basheer Al-Birqaan
‘Abul-‘Abed Mutadhaa (id pending)

Al-Ghajar and Keeseen: Fighting with no details.

DAMASCUS:

Doumaa:  A 23mm machine gun and lots of ammo for it were seized THANKS TO KING ABDULLAH THE ZOMBIE OF ARABIA:

Muhammad Nabeel Sa’ad
Dharraar Adeeb Al-Shaykh

Jawbar:  Lots of ammo and weapons including 2 RPGs ideally suited for vaporizing rodents traveling in cars:
We can confirm based on Monzer’s reports that as of today, SAA controls 85% of Jawbar with only pockets of rodents remaining for the Orkin Man:

‘Abdul-Qaader Kurdi
Muhssen ‘Abdul-Kareem
Muhammad Al-Shareef

In a second operation in the same area conducted by militia with SAA back-up near the Al-Manaasher Roundabout, these vermin took the slippery slope to Lucifer’s Rehab Center:

Muhammad Yusuf Makki
Jubraan Al-Ajwad
Subhi Muhammad
Hassan Khulood (Yeah! Right! An eternity in Hell.)

Harastaa:  At the Daayaa Air Conditioning Company, these overheated hyenas tried to grab a nap in the shade but was rudely interrupted by our militia looking for the same thing:

Khattaar Mulayhi
Husaam Sha’baan
Muhammad Iskandar  (suspicious id)

Al-Bihaariyya in the East Ghouta:  Roving SAA rangers came upon these scurrying insects:

Anas Haashem Al-Tukali
Ismaa’eel Saaber Mahfouzh
Zayd ‘Ali Abu-‘Abbaas
Mahmoud Ahmad Al-Baashaa 

Another 2 were taken prisoner.

Al-Qaasimiyya:  Only 1 slinking rat was pithed:

“Abu Hamza” (id pending)

القضاء على عدد من الارهابيين وتدمير مدفع هاون في ريف اللاذقية

“Abu Hamza” lies with his hennaed beard in the hot sun of the East Ghouta.  How much would you pay for his carcass? 

Daarayyaa:  More parched scavengers and snipers to down to Belial’s gripe:

Mustafaa Qarqoora
“Waa’el” (id pending)

Al-Qaaboon:  Those of you who are following the news on Al-Mayaadeen know that they have an embedded reporter with the SAA in Al-Qaaboon, and his reports are wonderful.  I have no details about the on-going rout in that area.  SypPer predicts complete purification in 48 hours if it hasn’t happened already.  Our reader sends this nice tape about fighting in Al-Qaaboon.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=502_1373885653

TITANIC ATTACK ON HALBOON AT THE FOOT OF THE ANTI-LEBANON MOUNTAINS IS ON THE VERGE OF SECURING AN 81 MILE BORDER WITH LEBANON.  NEW DISASTER FOR RODENTS.   

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE CONFIRMS THAT BARZA IS 95% PURIFIED, RATTEN-REIN.  MONZER TELLS US THAT THERE MAY BE ANOTHER 100 OR SO RATS STILL THERE BELONGING TO J.N. AL-QAEDA.  TOMORROW THERE WILL BE NONE!!

ALEPPO:

MAJOR ALERT TO ALL READERS AND THOSE WITH AN INTEREST IN ALEPPO!!  

عودة العميد زهر الدين واللواء الضاهر إلى المفاصل الأمنية في حلب

Major General Murshed Al-Dhaaher, seen in this picture, is now the new commander of forces in the NORTHERN TEMPEST OPERATION.

President Assad, having been moved by the wretched humanitarian situation in Aleppo’s west and the somewhat snail-like progress of our armed forces in the city, especially after our efforts to clean out Al-Raashideen came a cropper,  has appointed 2 new officers to command the SAA, militia and NDF in our largest city.  The first is the Deputy Chief of the Syrian General Staff, Major General Murshed Al-Dhaaher, a pure operational field commander, and Brigadier General ‘Issaam Zhahreddeen, who will have actual tactical command of operations inside Aleppo under Gen. Al-Dhaaher.  Wael tells me that Dr. Assad gave them a target date to finish the job although that date remains classified.   

Shaykh Maqsood:  Confirmed and counted:  7 rats killed here.  Only 2 identified.  The rest are known to be foreign.  Wael says that 1 is a Saudi officer who has not been positively identified:

‘Udayy ‘Abdul-Haqq
Subhi Zaydaan

Al-Raashideen:  Fighting without any details.  Heavy fighting.

A’zaaz in Northern Aleppo:  5 vans loaded with weapons coming from Turkey blasted away by helicopters and infantry.  Every passenger was killed.  All foreign rats.

Huraytaan in the Industrial Zone:  Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 3 litter-mates.  No id.

Khaan Al-‘Asal Farms:  12 counted carcasses strewn all over pistachio orchards:

Bilaal Abu-Al-Haajj
Ahmad Mukarram
Ahmad Hijaab
Sulaymaan Tawraq
Zaahi Majdalooni
‘Abdul-‘Azeez Susslu

The rest could not be identified.

Kafr Naahaa:  3 dead rats and 5 taken prisoner.  FSA types.  No details.

Al-‘Ays Village belonging to Al-Haasser in S.W. Aleppo: 3 more killed. No details. (SANA)

Kafr Hamraa in West Aleppo:  J.N. lost 21 counted carcasses. No a one carried valid id.

North Castillo:  No details.  SANA.

Yunaan, South of Al-Sufayra:  3 rat leaders identified.  No names available.

Central Prison at the Plaaka Restaurant and Miami Cafe close to the Al-Kindi Hospital:  Confirmed 6 rats with 4 taken prisoner.  

Bani Zayd:  An explosion ignited by rats kills all rats in a warehouse while they were incompetently putting together British provided IEDs.  I know they were provided by Britain because Wael says our sappers can now identify by sight certain characteristics of explosives.  He would not give me details about that.

I HAVE MUCH MORE NEWS IN MY SECOND POST.  BE PATIENT.  I MISSED YOU YESTERDAY BECAUSE OF AN INVOLVEMENT WITH BISHOP LUQAA WHO IS NOW IN NEW JERSEY AND IS PLANNING TO COME TO THE DETROIT AREA.

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

John Esq. sends this about internal rifts between FSA and J.N. and everybody else:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/syrian-rebels-fear-side-war-as-infighting-spirals/2013/07/13/d765def2-ebf8-11e2-818e-aa29e855f3ab_story.html?wpisrc=nl_headlines

Hilarious reporting about beheadings and other shenanigans in northern Syria from John Esq.;

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/06/us-syria-crisis-infighting-idUSBRE96506Z20130706?feedName=topNews&feedType=RSS

Another from John Esq. will have you wondering about how Saudi Arabia, a nation of apes and scoundrels, could possibly wield so much power:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/10/world/middleeast/aid-to-egypt-from-saudis-and-emiratis-is-part-of-struggle-with-qatar-for-influence.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&

Blowhard Cameron and his virago wife, Samantha, are apparently going with the flow now:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10179226/David-Cameron-warned-arming-Syrian-rebels-could-embroil-Britain-in-all-out-war.html

Finally.  Erdoghan doesn’t even have a fig leaf much less a mortar:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/syrian-university-revokes-turkish-pms-honorary-doctorate

Actually, the Brits need these masks more to cover Cameron’s stink:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10182171/Syria-Britain-to-send-5000-chemical-weapon-protection-hoods.html

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