In his desperate effort to avoid war crimes accusations, the Hashemite Half-Breed Dwarf King of Jordan, ‘Abdullah Bin Antoinette Avril Gardiner, announced the arrest of 12 Somali men. It appears they were detained in ‘Aqaba after arriving by ship. In the photo provided by SANA, you can see an American battleship con tower in the background indicating the one and only likely location in the largely land-locked kingdom conceded to the Hashemites by their British principals. According to our sources in Lebanon, the men left their peaceful and problem-less nation of Somalia to bring the same stability, culture and economic growth to Syria. They were promised $750.00 per month which is more than the average Somalian family earns in 10 years working in banana plantations. And so the story goes.
DER’AH: SYRIAN CRACK TROOPS DEMOLISH RAT NESTS IN THE SOUTH
Dam Road at Abu-Hurayra Mosque: Besides finding over 62 forged passports among the booty here, the SAA killed these:
Muhammad Ahmad ‘Ubayd (JORDANIAN HYENA DROPPING)
Marwaan Saamer Al-‘Ubaydi (JORDANIAN SYPHILIS CHANCRE)
Muhammad Ahmad Al-‘Awadh (LIBYAN APE EXCREMENT)
Busraa Al-Shaam: These scavengers were put to death by militia and infantry:
‘Abbaas Mahmoud Al-Salmaan (JORDANIAN CAMEL PUSTULE)
Ibraaheem Qusayy Abu-Shammaar (JORDANIAN WEASEL)
‘Ali Al-Suyoofi (JORDANIAN BUZZARD)
Saamer Al-Shihri (SAUDI ARABIAN GOAT CATAMITE)
Muzayreeb: SAA spotted these cockroaches and intercepted them in a field of wheat:
Humaydaa Mubaarak Al-‘Abdullah (JORDANIAN APE VOMIT)
Tarboosh Fahd Al-Mutayri (SAUDI ARABIAN FECAL WEED BLOSSOM)
Mu’ayyad Tawaa’ina (JORDANIAN CIVET CAT ANAL SAC)
Sameer Tawaa’ina (JORDANIAN Deputy Commander of Jabhat Al-Nusra in Der’ah. Yawn)
Muhammad ‘Adnaan Al-Sawtari (فلسطيزي PALESTEEZIAN WORM)
Ahmad Mansoor Al-Surooji (PALESTEEZIAN TAPE WORM)
Mahmoud Al-Dhawbaani (PALESTEEZIAN GRUB)
Another 7 could not be identified.
Shabraq: A pack of rats is stopped cold in midday and wiped out. An RPG and components was a nice gift.
‘Abdul-Barr Al-Kuraymi (JORDANIAN GRUB SLIME)
The other 2 were not positively identified.
Sahm Al-Jawlaan and Al-Shajara: No details about firefights.
Nawaa: Big gunbattle nets big numbers and lots of weapons and medicine (stolen from local hospitals):
Ahmad Muhammad Al-Waawi (A jackal indeed!)
Ahmad Abu Al-Sill (Father of Tuberculosis)
Faysal ‘Abdul-Salaam Al-Khudhayri (SAUDI ARABIAN BOTTOM FEEDER)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Shaayi’ (SAUDI ARABIAN HOG RUMP PUSTULE)
Baseel: Rural Der’ah. 2 rats sent to the River Styx for a nice preprandial bath:
Ahmad Al-Sulayti (JORDANIAN CODPIECE)
‘Umar Basheer Al-Ghazzaawi (JORDANIAN USED PROPHYLACTIC)
Khirbet Sanneen: 7 foreign rodents with no identification.
Naafi’ah: Surrounded 18 hyenas and killed 5 of them. The rest wounded or surrendered:
‘Udayy Al-Saafi (JORDANIAN COYOTE VOMIT)
Mahmoud ‘Abdullah Khalaf Al-Khuraysha (JORDANIAN SLUG EXCREMENT)
Al-Hiraak: SAA finds huge load of C-4 Semtex in tubes. We will use them to blow up Saud Al-Faysal’s newest brothel in Mecca. It’s called “Stutterers’ Lounge”.
East Al-Maleeha: It took 3 dead rats to show us the way to another cache of Semtex. No details.:
These bodies purport to be those of Jabhat Al-Nusra ape-freaks after a battle with PYD (PKK) guerrillas in Ra’s Al-‘Ayn. The Kurds made good on their promise to protect this area from plague-carrying rodents. The actual count of rat deaths is 29. The rats retreated eventually and still control the checkpoint.
This is a scene from Al-Hasaka provided by some news service whose name escapes me for the moment. The city is under SAA control.
ONE HUNDRED TRUCKS CARRYING ESSENTIALS FOR ALEPPO ARRIVE YESTERDAY. THIS WILL UPSET SOME OF THE READERS WHO SECRETLY SUPPORT THE MURDEROUS RODENT KILLERS, BUT IT’S TRUE AND THE MATERIEL IS BEING DISTRIBUTED AS WE WRITE. Mayor Muhammad ‘Aqqaad has confirmed the arrival of the trucks during the last 24 hours. Hurray!!
51 TURKMEN ARRESTED IN ALEPPO CITY MOSTLY IN AL-RAASHIDEEN. SALAFIS DID NOT FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND ASKED TO BE SENT BACK TO TURKMANIA. YEAH, SURE.
Syrian Perspective has confirmed that 51 Turkmen from various areas of Central Asia have called it quits in Aleppo and turned themselves over to Justice and Righteousness. One Turkman from Turkmenistan named Roshaan Gasakhov (a/k/a “Abu ‘Abdullah”) came with his wife and 5 childred promising them “paradise and all the peanut butter they could eat”. The Turkmen were part of a Salafist unit called “Maraateb” who contributed next to nothing to the FSA or J.N. effort. They will now spend no less than 10 years each at the ‘Adra Institute for Arabic Instruction. Good show. Saleem Idrees is gnashing his teeth.
Al-Saakhoor Neighborhood at the Water Fountain Square, SAA killed 2 rats and took 4 prisoner:
A’zaaz: A large convoy of trucks laden with arms was intercepted and mostly destroyed. The source was Turkey. Wael received reports that 7 trucks were involved in the not-too-subtle smuggling operation. Locals played a role in alerting security to the convoy. No details.
‘Anadaan-Huraytaan Road: SAA and militia killed 16 rats in a serious firefight that required helicopter support. Wael tells me that the SAF has found news ways to neutralize anti-aircraft weapons now sported by the rats. Interesting. Here are the names of the only identifiable carcasses. The rest were suspected Chechens and Arabians:
Kafr Hamraa at the Al-Qaaturji gas station. 2 rats shot trying to escape in a Mitsubishi. No details.
Daarat ‘Izza and Qubtaan Al-Jabal Crossroads east of Castillo: SAA killed 4 rodents. No details.
Ma’arrat Al-Arteeq/Baabeess in northwest Aleppo countryside, SAA killed an undisclosed number of rodents. No details. Wael heard about this from SANA and has not received any confirmation.
Kafr Daa’el: Not to be confused with Daa’el in Der’ah. Firefight. No details.
Khaan Al-‘Asal Farms in southwest Aleppo countryside. Ditto.
Al-Sayf Factory on Al-Maslamiyya Road: 1 rat killed and 2 taken prisoner.
Al-Shaykh Najjaar in the Industrial City of N.E. rural Aleppo. Fighting with no details.
I am both pleased and disappointed to report a recurrence of activity in the largely Sunni town of Al-Haffa (col. Al-Haffeh). SAA uncovered a large stock of assault rifles, NATO sniper rifles, satellite communications equipment (French) and other French materiel. That makes me sad because the SAA did alot to bring stability to this town that lies equidistant between my wife’s hometown of Slinfeh and Latakia on the coast. I am pleased, however, because town locals snitched on the terrorist sympathizers and closed down this potential source of mayhem in the mountains. It’s also the site of the great Citadel of Saladdin (Qal’at Sahyoun or Qal’at Salaahuddeen).
There is no question any longer about this province. The SAA is fully in control with new technologies having been put into place. Without German assistance any longer, the FSA and J.N. face the full brunt of our army’s power.
Al-Qaraameed Factory (brick or tiles): 9 rats were shot down in a militia rampage that saw an entire unit of rodents scurry for cover behind outhouses and in culverts. Very pathetic. No names yet.
Al-Daanaa, Bisaames, Dayr Sunbul, Al-Baarra, Ibleen, Mar’uyyaan and Haas. Minor clean-up with some rat deaths but nothing that has arrived on Wael’s desk.
Areeha: Syria’s Jericho. Big rat numbers in a major attack by SAA. No details. Yet.
Al-Jaabiriyya Village in Syria’s Ghaab Valley. Confirmed 24 rats killed in wipe out. No names.
Al-Rastan: At the Al-Samadi Fuel Station, Secondary Islamic School and Al-Mustafaa Mosque, 12 confirmed rat deaths in 3 separate raids by SAA and militia.
Keeseen and ‘Aqrab in Al-Hoola: Wael says SAA killed a total of 7 rodents. 2 names arrived at this desk while the others are suspected foreigners.
‘Abood Kinaan Al-Zahhaar
Muhammad Jabr Samaaraa
Homs City at the Al-Mas’oodiyya School, security killed 1 rat sniper. No name.
Al-Khaalidiyya: Jabhat Al-Nusra lost big time and has little left in this area which is being swept clean. Wael has confirmed 18 dead carcasses with only 6 names. He says the rest are suspected foreigners:
Harastaa near the Shammoot Auto Company, SAA puts down 3 rats and captures another 4. No details.
Doumaa: Fighting with no details.
‘Adraa Southwest: 6 rats killed in a surround-and-snuff operation:
Qaari’ Sa’eed (AFGHAN HOUND VOMIT)
The remaining 3 had no paperwork on them.
Al-Qaaboon: Ah, the sweet sound of silence as this part of town gets the Kirby Vacuum Treatment.
Barza: A field hospital is discovered with all kinds of stolen drugs and medical equipment:
Ahmad ‘Antooz (SANA)
Hujjayra: A nice mortar was confiscated along with 2 usable 23mm aa machine gun cannons. No details.
‘Arbeen: An entire nest of rodents is decapitated with a respectable store of weapons for our militia. Good show.
‘Abdul-Hameed Al-Nusoor (Yeah, an eagle who soars with buzzards)
The other 3 could not be identified.
Al-Bihaariyya Farms: A 23mm machine gun in working condition is taken along with 10 assault rifles. No details.
Al-Zabadaani: Northwest of Damascus, SAA seized a mother lode of weapons and killed these rodents:
Moussa Al-Shahaama (LEBANESE PAPERS FOR NON-LEBANESE COCKROACH. Id pending)
Another 10 could not be identified.
Bi’r Ajam: Big numbers in J.N. deaths still being sorted out. Details tomorrow.
Taranjaa, Al-Qunaytra and Khaan Al-Shaykh, fighting but no details.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA, MOSTLY HOT AIR:
Does anybody believe these British aid workers are there to do good?
Here’s a Briton with some good sense:
Varangian sends this very interesting article about the U.S., the nomenclature and terrorism:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Anonymous sends this older video of FSA morons killing one another. Pretty hilarious. I posted it months ago.: