DAYR EL-ZOR: Watch this tape of our SF going over a scene of mass deaths among Jabhat Al-Nusra and listen to the comments. 50 rats died in this battle. Thanks, John:
28 RATS KILLED TRYING TO SMUGGLE 15 TANKERS TO TURKEY; SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND ARMY ANNIHILATE THEM. 9 TANKERS BURNED WITH 6 SPARED FOR REDISTRIBUTION TO SYRIAN CITIZENS
AL-SA’WA: الصعوةSyrian Perspective confirms a Friday attack on a rodent column of 15 tanker trucks loaded with Syrian crude oil headed for Turkey. According to SANA and Monzer, 28 rodent carcasses were counted with17 wounded warblers and another 9 believed to have escaped into the barren countryside. Monzer says that the death toll may rise with the SAA pursuing the rodents and some wounded dying on their way to field hospitals. Here are the names of the only rats who carried valid id papers available as of today:
Khalaf Muhammad Al-Hawar
Muhammad Jabr ‘Abu-Al-Tayyeb
Khaleel ‘Ali Shaamaat
Haydar ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Murooji
Nijmeddeen Bilaal Thaabet
Rustum Daawood Bayraqdaar
Jameel Muhammad Ka’ood
‘Ali Mahmoud Al-Nibraas
Raakaan Sa’ad ‘Abd-Al-Noor
Sayf Maazen Al-Makhool
Al-Jubayla: Satellite equipment provided by France, drugs from Turkey and a 23mm machine gun from Croatia were seized. 3 rats killed. No details.
At the Al-Firdaws Mosque in Al-Jubayla, an entire pack of rats was exterminated. Monzer reports 11 dead. All were believed to be foreigners based on no identification and local reports.
Old Airport: Thursday news. 12 rats killed in firefight which started with militia and ended with SAA rangers taking care of business. No details about names.
Al-Huwayqa: 2 rodents killed. Only 1 identified. The other believed to be Iraqi based on locals:
Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge at the entrance to the City: 8 confirmed dead rats. No details.
‘Ali Bayk Neighborhood: A firefight and not details.
Al-Kanaamaat Neighborhood, near the Ceramics Factory, 3 rats are killed. No names.
Al-Muree’iyya: Almost finished with their nests. 4 rats confirmed killed.
Muhammad Deeb Jamraawi
Khudhur Mahmoud Al-Faadhel
Karraar Sabaah Al-Furaati (IRAQI RAT VOMIT)
The fourth was not identified.
According to the FSA in Apaydin, Turkey, new weapons bought by Saudi Arabia after American facilitation will soon be seen in Der’ah. Well, they better hurry up because there’s nobody left in Der’ah to fire the weapons. Yesterday these events took place:
At the National Hospital, SAA has now taken over a large row of city blocks around the Al-Hammaadeen and Mukhayyam areas (the Camp):
Another 3 could not be identified.
Nawaa: HUGE DEFEAT FOR RATS. SAA and NDF crushed a stupidly planned attack on SAA infantry units. According to Monzer, their every move was monitored by MI:
Waleed Fawzi Al-Subhi
Muhammad Raa’ed Al-Buqayraat
Hamza ‘Issa Abu ‘Urra
Khaaled Ahmad Hassoona
Anwar Qaassem Al-Dayri
Ayman ‘Abdul-Jaleel Al-Burjaawi
Muhammad Mer’i Al-Shiblaaq
Majd Muhammad Ghissin
Muhammad ‘Issa Al-Ta’aani
Mahajja: Early morning raid by militia killed these sleeping apes:
Amjad Sulaymaan Abu-‘Arraaf
Ghayth ‘Ali Mahaasina
Rajab Muhammad ‘Awn
Another 4 could not be identified. 3 taken prisoner.
West Al-Maleeha: SANA reports fighting but no details. Monzer has no info.
Saidaa: This is not Lebanon’s Sidon (Saida). A firefight took place with no details.
Al-Qasaatel Al-Shamsiyya: Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 11 rodents. Their bodies have not been identified yet because, according to Wael, the area is rife with snipers who are being hunted down by militia.
Al-Sukkariyya: Wow, bad day for rats. All Jabhat Al-Nusra cockroaches went down the main sewer straight to Belial’s Boutique:
Abu ‘Uthmaan Al-Yemeni (YEMENI GNAT EXCREMENT. ID PENDING)
Sayf Al-Nassr Al-‘Iraaqi (IRAQI SNAIL SLIME. ID PENDING)
Abu Dakheel Al-Idlibi
Bayt ‘Awwaan: A completely lost black man on our coast went straight to Banana Hell:
‘Uthmaan Aali-Al-Hays (SOMALI BANANA PICKING GNAT)
Saaqiyat Al-Kirt: Helicopters surrounded the pack of hyenas and militia finished the job:
Durayd Al-Ashtar (JORDANIAN DUNG BEETLE)
‘Abdul-Razzaaq Dastu (JORDANIAN BOLL WEEVIL DROPPING)
Saaleh Al-Muhayleq (A/K/A “Abu Al-Mukhtaar”, LIBYAN CAT SCAT AND MONKEY PUS)
Mazeen: Nice little hamlet with nothing to recommend it but its proximity to dead rodents:
Haareth ‘Ali Karsooh
‘Abbood Habeeb Mustafaa
Here is a tape of Aleppans being shot at by FSA for demonstrating for food and lifting of the siege:
Tal Rif’aat in North Aleppo Province: An entire nest of rats was put to sleep and sent to Satan’s Eternal Hospice and Spa. IEDs were discovered and all ordnance confiscated for use in blowing up the House of Saud:
Rabee’ Durraqna (What a peachy fellow he was)
Al-Raashideen is being cleaned up as I write. Like Daarayyaa in Damscus, many snipers remain to harry our infantry and security forces. But it will be complete in another 72 hours. Great victory for generals Zahreddeen and Al-Dhaaher.
AL-HASSAKA: Fighting with no details at Al-Sayha, Tuwayna, South Dam Area, Al-Karaama, Al-Khamaa’el and Qaanaa (not to be confused with the Bible’s or Lebanon’s Qaanaa).
IDLIB: SCENE OF MASSIVE HUMILIATION FOR JABHAT AL-NUSRA AND SALEEM IDREES:
If you want to know why Saleem Idrees stinks as a field commander or strategist, you have to look at his mess in Idlib:
Basanqool: Liberated completely 2 days ago as SyrPer reported accurately. A tunnel 500 meters long and 6 meters high was uncovered yesterday by SAA engineers. Inside, trying to sit out the disaster were 38 rodents, many of whom were foreigners. According to Wael’s sources, the rats were incapable of mounting an attack and surrendered. Here is how their nationalities broke down:
The rest were Syrians based on admissions and accents.
Also, the tunnel contained a vast store of RPGs, light assault rifles, drugs and medical equipment stolen from Syrian hospitals.
Kafr Shalaayaa in the Areehaa area: At the Al-Raami Road intersection, 11 IEDs with a payload varying between 10 to 50 kgs and 5 anti-tank mines were dismantled.
Binnish City: Confirmed 10 rats killed in surround-and-snuff operation. No rat survived this SF and militia assault. I have no names.
Kooreen: 2 rats killed yesterday by security forces from AFI. No names, naturally.
Al-Majaass: Firefight with no details.
Qumaynaas: These 3 rats went to their favorite cheese factory in Hell:
Anas Mustafaa Kamaaleddeen
Ja’afar Nawwaaf Abu-Za’roor
Qassr Al-Fanaar: No details about raid on rat nest.
Kafr-Roomaa: A unit of security agents were cleaning up when they were fired upon. A battle ensued and according to Wael 2 rats were confirmed dead. No other details.
Ibleen: 4 rats killed. All were Jabhat Al-Nusra.
Ghadhbaan ‘Abdullah Al-Jumaydi (?) (SAUDI HYENA DROPPING)
The other 3 could not be identified.
Ihsim: No details about fighting.
Ma’ssaraan: Wael promises details tomorrow.
Sarmeen: SAF trashes a rat unit from “Liwaa’ Daawood” (yawn) with pinpoint accuracy. Weapons and ammunition all up in smoke. Sorry, Mr. Idrees, but you’ve got to get better rats:
‘Ahmad Muhammad Dakk-Zaada” (id pending)
Another 6 could not be identified.
Saraaqeb: Aerial attacks on confirmed rat hideouts followed up by infantry and militia. It was a Jabhat Al-Nusra nest named after its leader:
IEDs were found inside the small shed they used for cover. Another 7 could not be identified at this time.
Abu-Dhuhoor: The airbase. SAA repels another boring attack. There were confirmed rat fatalities but nobody wants to go out and check the paperwork. Good fertilizer.
Al-Baarra: Fighting but no details.
Nahla in the Areeha area: The little bee. A unit of SAA take prisoner 4 rats who surrendered.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
This article confirms what SyrPer has been posting statistically. Let’s see what happens with the useless new wave of rats being trained by the U.S. near Aqaba. SyrPer predicts disaster for the FSA:
Erdoghan’s nightmares are just beginning as you can tell from this article. What goes around, comes around:
John Esq. sends this Lew Rockwell piece about the only realistic policy toward Syria:
SyrPer gets great reviews in this spot. Thanks, John, again:
SYRIAN GIRL tells you about the rape of Syria. A must-see: