IF YOU WANT PROOF OF OBAMA’S DETESTATION OF CHRISTIANS, JUST HAVE A LOOK HERE:
Enjoy this delightful report about our new bete noir, McCain, also sent by one of our readers:
SAA kills top Iraqi commander in Jabhat Al-Nusra at Al-Sukhna near Tadmur in Homs Governorate. Shot in the head by SSF sniper. HE IS ABU-‘UTHMAAN AL-IRAAQI (ID PENDING). Photos of his carcass show a direct it to his noggin which would normally not kill a Jihadist as they function quite adequately without brains.
Wow, he looks like he dropped a few Sominex pills and went to sleep. But waking up in the family’s Weber Grill as today’s entree, well, that’s something else.
KHAALIDIYYA LIBERATED COMPLETELY. SOME POCKETS OF RESISTANCE REPORTED.
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH AS SAA PURSUES THE RODENTS INTO BAAB AL-SIBAA’.
The Khaaled Ibn Al-Waleed Mosque and Tomb are now in the hands of the Syrian people after it suffered so much destruction when it was infested with Obama’s rats.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: Investigation by MI continues to determine how a platoon of soldiers, militia and most civilians were taken prisoner by Obama’s savages and executed in a manner that has shocked the world.
According to sources in the West, even the NACOSROF leader, Ahmad Al-Jarbaa, has condemned the massacre and vowed an investigation of his own. What this former pimp and swindler can do is in the realm of fantasy. The Islamist Fraud group that claimed responsibility for the atrocity is “Ansaar Al-Khaleefa” or “Supporters of the Caliph”, another one of those preposterous groups of cannibals allied to Jabhat Al-Nusra and, a fortiori, Al-Qaeda. These are Obama’s murderers.
My source tells me that the MI suspects a mole inside the military set the soldiers up for a surrender and eventual execution. This theory is being taken seriously and there are suspects. Another explanation is that the soldiers ran out of ammunition. If this is the case, then it is inexcusable and the high command must answer some very tough and searing questions. The army itself is afire with rage over this barbaric act committed by Obama, Saudi apes and NATO’s war criminals. Some Syrian and Iranian news sources attribute the arrogance of Obama’s cannibals to new weapons received by them through Erdoghan’s Islamist war criminal government. No evidence has been adduced yet to prove that.
Al-Raashideen: Confirmed. All rats are out. Former inhabitants are coming back to check the massive damage done by Robert Ford’s hyenas. He will not be forgotten, nor shall his crimes go unavenged.
New efforts by the rodent NATO forces in Salaahuddeen, Al-‘Aamiriyya, Bustaan Al-Qasr, Old Aleppo, Al-Shaykh Maqsood and Al-Khaalidiyya (Aleppo’s) to infiltrate met with disaster. The SAA is heavily reinforced in these areas and surveillance is particularly good. Wael has no details about rat casualties.
Daarat ‘Izza at the Sam’aan Lounge close to Al-Jinaan and Jabal Al-Ghad Schools, and also in the vicinity of Qasr Al-Malaadhi east of Bishqaateen in rural southwest Aleppo, the Syrian army engaged a rat unit and exterminated it. Of the 39 counted carcasses, only 8 were Syrian. Wael has not received any details yet about them. A 23mm machine gun cannon was also destroyed on top of a Toyota flatbed truck.
Al-Barqoom: SAA killed 2 rats and took 3 prisoner.
ANOTHER DISASTER FOR THE TURKISH OFFICERS WHO COMMAND THE ISLAMIST RODENTS.
Salmaa: This Kurdish town which has been under the control of rats for over one year was almost cleared out 3 months ago. But the SAA and militia did not stay to secure it and the rats came back. Yesterday was another day, however, and now, we have militia and NDF quite capable of holding the fort while army regulars go about the business of polishing off Obama’s murderers. The town is about 3 kms from my wife’s ancestral town of Slinfeh, as the crow flies. It is close to the Turk border but sufficiently distant from it such that SAF can operate without fear of violating Turk airspace. We have no names of rats yet as Wael tries to get a list.
Al-Hilwa near the Turk border: A missile warehouse is uncovered and all Zionist-manufactured missiles are confiscated for use against the Zionist Abomination and its Scarabian allies in Saudiland. The carcasses were many:
‘AL-FAAROOQ” (CHECHEN WEASEL VOMIT)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Ansaari (SAUDI DUNG BEETLE. Belongs to “Jaysh Uhud”. Look up “Uhud”)
Anwar ‘Ali (Leader of something called “Brigades of Right”, Kataa’eb Al-Haqq)
Khaaled Al-‘Arabi (EGYPTIAN ASP PUS AND ABORTED FETUS)
Mahmoud Al-Taraawina (JORDANIAN STILLBIRTH AND APE STEM CELL DONOR)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Ma’aani (MORE JORDANIAN FERTILIZER)
‘Abdul-Salaam Al-Haarithy (SAUDI VOLE EXCREMENT)
Al-Sukkariyya: 4 YEMENI SLUGS TAKE THE SLOW ROAD TO OLD COOTIE:
Ahmad Muwaffaq (YEMENI CAT LITTER)
‘Umraan Al-Shaami (YEMENI MULE DIARRHEA)
Ahmad Al-Saaleh (YEMENI FLY GRUB)
‘Issaam Al-Mullaa-‘Ali (YEMENI HOG FOLLICLE)
Al-Rubay’ah: As always, this town, acting as the most convenient entryway into Latakia Province, is also the most easy to monitor. Wael confirms over 11 rodents shot and killed yesterday. Nobody will check on the bodies because it’s too dangerous. Lots of natural fertilizer though.
As we write, heavy fighting is going on in Al-Haara Village in the south. Monzer says that the battle should be over tomorrow with the rats scattering into neighboring Jordan.
SAA has foiled an attempt by Obama’s savages to smuggle weapons into the city over the Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge which is the entryway. In the ensuing fracas, 5 rodents were sent to Satan’s Fallen Souls Academy:
Al-Muree’iyya: 3 rodents grab the red-eye flight to the Eternal Flames. No details, yet.
Al-Huwayqa East: An entire nest of snakes was discovered and annihilated by the Orkin Man. No details.
Barza: It’s almost over. 10 rats were killed yesterday and 17 taken prisoner in uniquely well-planned ambushes set by the SAA and militia.
‘Abu-Al-Haaj” (id pending)
The other 5 did not have papers and are presumed to be foreign. The captured rodents will help to id the rest.
Al-Qaaboon: Great news of substantial rat withdrawal.
Jawbar east of the Teachers’ Tower:
Hishaam Naasser (LEBANTEEZIAN CROW VOMIT)
Harmala Tunnel: Lots of weapons for shooting Saudis were confiscated. 7 confirmed dead rats and 3 23mm machine guns, not yet mounted on trucks, were taken into custody.
Shifooniyya Road in Doumaa: SAA took down this scavenger:
Harastaa Southeast of the Water Resources Instititute, SAA and militia killed 3 rodents. No details.
Al-Zamaaniyya Farms in the East Ghouta: Confirmed 4 rats killed and 8 taken prisoner.
Al-Ruhayba to the east of SyriaTel Towers: SAA with militia back-up killed 12 rodents.
The rest had no papers and are presumed foreign.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: A 23mm machine gun cannon and several assault rifles were collected from these vipers:
‘Abdul-Baasset Dhawayihi (KUWAYTI PIGEON DROPPING)
Al-Hujjayra: Nice shooting from our Palestinian allies and militia:
Bassaam Yusuf (JORDANIAN PIG PUS)
Riyaadh Al-Majaali (FROM A FAMILY OF JORDANIAN CROWS)
Al-Hussayniyya: More good shooting:
GREAT NEWS AND MISERABLE WESTERN PROPAGANDA:
Nopes sends this enlightening article about China’s help in the war agains Obama Terrorism:
John Kerry was apparently a war criminal before getting into politics. You’ll love this one from Jo6pac:
Igor sends this video showcasing the high morale of the SAA:
It appears Saudi Arabia might be breaking at the seams finally:
You’ll laugh yourself silly with this intelligent but poorly edited English language article about NACOSROF and its problems:
Mike from Strasbourg sends this French article about the Great Expectations of the Pimp Leader of the NACOSROF:
Igor also sends this cute comic: