FIRST POST – JULY 29, 2013 – AL-QAEDA TERRORIST LEADER KILLED IN IDLIB BY SYRIAN ARMY;

IBLIB:

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Muhammad Ibraaheem Barboor, who knew as much about Shari’ah Law as our bull mastiff Bella, was geschlonked yesterday by the SAA as it started to liberate the town of Saraaqeb.  You can see the photo of the great Justice Barboor (above) as he waits in the dock to answer Satan’s eternal verdict. Good shooting, SAA!
Kafr Zeebaa:  Near Jisr Al-Shughour, one of Syria’s most bigoted cities, the SAA and NDF put an end to a gang of criminals operating under the moniker of “The Army of Khaaled” (“Jund Khaaled”).  Included in the take was a brand news mortar and 8 AK47s.  Of the 9 rats killed, these were identified:

Ghiyaath Abraaji
Muhammad Al-Sameer
Ibraaheem Mubajjal
Khaleel Al-Moussaa

The rest did not have verifiable identification.

Al-Tahh:  SAA came upon a unit of rodents divvying up some loot stolen from farmers in the Ghaab Valley and killed 4 of them.  Another 3 were taken prisoner.  No details.

Kafr Nubbul:  (Remember,  “Kafr” means village or hamlet) SAA with helicopter support eradicates a nest of rodents.  No details.

Al-Maghaara:  2 voles caught and killed:

Ayham Jamaaleddeen
Muhammad ‘Adwaan

Al-Qinya:  No details about a firefight.

Ihsim:  Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks meet the Orkin Man.  4 cockroaches sent to the Rothschild Hotel in Hell:

‘Abdullah Ghuraadi
Sameeh Wardaana
Mahmoud Abu-Sawwaaf
Mahmoud Jad’oon

Ma’arbu:  No details about police raid on J.N. den.

Bizaaboor:  No details about firefight in soybean field.  Wael says 8 rodents confirmed killed.

Mar’Uyyaan:  A tunnel with 2 rodents is uncovered.  One of the rats tried to blow himself up and take our militiamen with him.  The bomb failed and the would-be kamikaze flew all by himself straight to Old Scratch’s Massage Parlor.  No names.

Bishlamoon:  No details about fighting.

Al-Tamaani’ah:  Confirmed 7 dead J.N. rodents but no names.  Wael reports foreigners, most likely Chechens in the group. 

Kafr Roomaa:  No details about firefight.  Vermin holding on tight to this town even though it’s is inevitable that the SAA will bomb them into vapor very soon.  Hardly any population in the town.

Safuwhan:  No details.  This is a recently infested hamlet which will be cleansed shortly by SAA.

Al-Jaanoodiyya Crossroads near Jisr Al–Shughour,  Wael confirms 12 dead rodents and 3 taken prisoner.  He knows this because they were transferred to Latakia.  There were Iraqis and Saudis among the carcasses.  No names yet.

DAMASCUS:

LEADER OF “DAMASCUS LIBERATION BRIGADE” KILLED LIBERATING A STOLEN TRACTOR.  The pathetic end to Jabhat Al-Nusra thief, scoundrel and highwayman, IYAAD IBRAAHEEM GHAAZI, could not have been more felicitous than his miserable death yesterday while doing what his family taught him best: stealing.  This segment of simian DNA could have done wonders in Brooklyn or South Chicago collecting hubcaps or old women’s food coupons.  No, he had to opt for the “Liberation of Damascus”.       

The Liberator of Damascus is seen here right after the SAA sprung the trap that sent him to Hell.

FRENCH GOVERNMENT WILL NOT DISCUSS STORY OF AMERICAN PHOTOGRAPHER, JONATHAN ALBERI,  TAKEN PRISONER IN LATE APRIL BY HOLLANDE’S HEROES FOR 81 DAYS.  HE JUST ARRIVED IN PARIS AND THE QUAI D’ORSAY WON’T REVEAL WHAT IT HAD TO DO TO HELP SECURE HIS RELEASE FROM THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA.  HE ARRIVED IN PARIS LAST WEDNESDAY.  VERY EMBARRASSING. 

HOMS:  

الجيش السوري يحبط محاولة تسلل «لواء تحرير الشام» عبر الغوطة

THESE AREAS WERE COMPLETELY CLEANSED AND PURIFIED OF RATS YESTERDAY AND ALL INHABITANTS ARE INVITED TO RETURN:  ‘ABDU MOUSSAA, HIJAARA KABEERA, JUBB ‘AWADH, AL-QURBAATIYYA AND AL-RASHAADIYYA.  In these towns, NDF found a total of 110 assault rifles, no ammunition, 1 23mm machine gun cannon (not mounted) and enough stolen drugs to keep the entire city of Newark afloat for a year.  And by the way, the rifles will be most useful once distributed to our NDF and militia.

Tallat Khanaasser:  On the Aleppo Highway, last nest of rodents wiped out and town is ready for rehabitation.  14 roaches were killed.  No details.

Al-Khaalidiyya:  All clear.  SAA engineers and sappers found 83 IEDs installed in people’s homes.  They have now been dismantled.

Talbeesa:  4 separate battles being fought with the SAA winning all:  1.  Near the Tal Umri Juice Bar, 7 rats were killed.  2.  Al-Darweesh Garage,  2 rats killed, 5 wounded and 8 surrendered asking for amnesty program.  3.  Bayt Al-Nabhaan Farm,  6 rats confirmed dead, names listed below.  4.  South Al-Mashjar, 2 rats killed, 2 wounded.

Mahmoud Shuraydi
‘Abbaas Al-Nahla
Ihsaan Zaydoon
‘Amr Jamarkaan
Adeeb ‘Abbaara
‘Izzeddeen Daangheez
Raadhi Shuhaybar
Jameel Karaajaa
Mustafaa Reehaani
‘Abdul-Majeed Abu-Jawdaat
Talaal Karmaan

The rest have not been listed yet.  Most appear foreign.

Al-Qaraabees:  Big numbers here as the SAA encircles the enemy rodents and pounds them with artillery.  No names yet as the army and militia move in.

Al-Warsha:  6 hyenas killed yesterday while hiding in an apartment over a workshop:

Muhammad Zaaloom
Raaqi Abu-Al-Hassan
Ameen Ma’dhoor
‘Ali ‘Abdul-Rahmaan
‘Abdul-Qaader Hadharfaan
Qays Buhaydar

Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah:  Confirmed 4 killed and 16 taken prisoner.  No details.

Taldu:  SAA foils an attack on the National Hospital. No details.

Baab HoodSyrPer predicts total purification in 72 hours.  Only obstacles are IEDs and many valuable businesses.  The army is proceeding cautiously.   

Daar Al-Kabeera:  Fighting almost over.  SyrPer expects MoD to announce complete purification in 72 hours.

Al-Ghantu:  Ditto.

DAYR EL-ZOR:  

CONFIRMED:  53 TERRORISTS SURRENDER AND NEGOTIATE THEIR STATUS UNDER AMNESTY LAWS.  THESE FORMER RATS ARE NOW COOPERATING WITH THE SAA AND MI.  YOU CAN EXPECT MORE ATTACKS ON RAT POSITIONS WITH THIS NEW INTEL.

DER’AH:

Al-Nu’ayma:  Bad news for crawling vermin.  SAA surrounds and snuffs these foreign substances:

Shaafi’ ‘Ali Al-Tilfaah (JORDANIAN SNAIL TRAIL)
Jarraah Muhammad Al-Waheedi (JORDANIAN FLY HAIR)
‘Abdul-Lateef Al-Hudaydaan (LIBYAN BARBARY APE SPITTLE)
Musfer ‘Abdullah Al-Hawaareeni (MORE LIBYAN MONKEY SPITTLE)
Qusayy Mahmoud Al-Massri
‘Abdul-Hameed Al-Hayya  (What a snake!) 
Rasheed Al-Qawwaas

‘Aqraba:  The name means “scorpion”.  And that’s what went down yesterday:

Ayyoob ‘Allaawi
Zaaher Al-Mukhtaar  
Mahmoud Qar’oowni
Majd Salkhadi
Muhammad ‘Ammaar
Muraad Al-Shahm (Oh, he won’t have much fat on him after Lucifer puts him on the diet)

Al-Hiraak:  I can never get details on fighting in this town. I don’t know why.  Might be SAFI.

Al-Bassaala:  12 rats confirmed dead.  7 of them are Jordanian Salafists.  No more details.

Al-Sanamayn:  (The two idols).  Fighting but no details.    

West Al-Ghaariyya Checkpoint:  SAA repels another miserable attempt to open smuggling routes:

Zakariyyaa Al-Hammoori
‘Abdul-Naasser Ghaaziyya

Khirbat Ghazaala:  Nice, quiet town with very gracious people.  Sadly, they also have rats.  SAA killed 2 of them yesterday.  No details.

Izra’:  This town is as yokely as you can get.  Fighting, but no details.

Damascus-Der’ah Highway:  At the Center for Agricultural Development, SAA and militia killed these microbes:

‘Issa Faayez Al-Qabalaan
Mustafaa ‘Ujayli
Shaaher Khaankaan
‘Ali Rashraash Al-Mir’iy
Yusuf Jum’ah Al-Ahmad

Mass-hara and Tal-Mass-hara, in the Qunaytra area,  مسحرة now completely rat free.

Al-Shawmara:  No details about fighting.
Muhijja Town:  Ditto.

Naahita-Al-Maleeha East Roadway, Monzer reports a big battle with over 25 rodents killed.  No details.
Saydaa Al-Jawlaan:  Fighting with SAA destroying a large rat nest and confiscating weapons.  THANK YOU, PRINCE SALMAN OF SAUDILAND.
Al-Haanoot:  No details.
Seessoon:  No details.
ALEPPO:
Mar’anaaz Village:  A nest of terrorist monkeys were vaporized near the Bulghur granary in South Aleppo.  I have only the note that 6 were killed and 1 was taken alive but wounded.

Smaller Awram – Daarat ‘Izza Road,   SAA cleaned up a rat checkpoint used to waylay travelers. No more.

Khaan Al-‘Asal area at the Journalists’ Association Residencies and the Mataa’ checkpoint near the school,   the SAA killed 4 rats.  No other details available.  The evidence is pretty clear that the SAA intends on taking back Khaan Al-‘Asal and don’t expect any mercy for the “Ansaar Al-Khaleefa” who perpetrated that massacre the day before yesterday. 

Kafr Hamraa:  Jabhat Al-Nusra lost another Mitsubishi truck and 23mm machine gun cannon.  Wael reports 6 dead but has no confirmation.

Al-Duwayrayniyya and Al-Naqqaareen southeast of Aleppo,  SAA killed a large number of terrorists.  One of them is described as a Saudi intelligence agent.  I have no details.

‘Anadaan and Huraytaan:  At the Al-Kindi Hospital and the Al-Noor Association,   the SAA killed these
rodents:

Khamees Jum’ah
Muhammad Hijaazi
‘Abdul-Samad Al-Ashqar
Subhi ‘Ubaydi
Taareq Al-Sayyed-Hassan
Mahmoud Saaliha
Fu’aad Naassereddeen
‘Adnaan Sab’aawi
Hussayn Yaman
Tareef ‘Abdul-Daa’em

Another 21 could not be identified because they had no identification or their id was forged.

Tal Rif’at:  Fighting is intense and the rats are beginning to move out.  No details.

Al-Maslamiyya Highway:  A cache of weapons was seized and distributed to NDF and militia.

Salaahudeen Quarter in the City:  At the Canonical Law Academy and Al-Zarzoor Clinic, an ill-fated attempt by the enemy to re-infiltrate this demolished zone was repelled handily.  No details, however.

Al-Raashideen:  Clean up continues, just like Daarayyaa in Damascus.  Snipers remain but are being surrounded and snuffed.  Fighting on the edge of the suburb at the cemetery and Africano Restaurant and also at the Honey Vats (Khawaabi’ Al-‘Asal) east of the Mondiale.  Good numbers.      

Al-Ansaari Neighborhood near the ‘Umar Ibn ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Hospital in Hanaanu next to the Cultural Center and the residencies.  SAA killed a reported 7 rodents. 
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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

600 LASHES!!  That’s all.  But how many lashes await the so-called “royal” family of Saudi apes?

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/saudi-arabia-sentences-secular-activist-600-lashes-seven-years-prison

We hope that Syria will not accept Hamas back again to Damascus.  Watch out, Dr. Assad.  Don’t fall for this one:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/hamas-reconsiders-alliances-after-fall-mursi

Obama’s murderers seen here in graphic video beheading Christians. Vengeance!!:

http://www.a-w-i-p.com/index.php/news/2013/07/29/graphic-two-christians-one-a

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