THIS IS THE HORROR INFLICTED ON THE SYRIAN PEOPLE BY OBAMA AND HIS RATS. HAVE A GOOD LOOK, OBAMA. LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. PREPARE FOR THE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL WHICH AWAITS YOU, HOLLANDE, CAMERON, ERDOGHAN, ABDULLAH THE SCARABIAN, ABDULLAH THE BRITISH STOOGE AND ROBERT FORD. THIS IS AL-KHAALIDIYYA!!
Syrian MI and machine-gunners beam at Hussayn Murtadha’s cameras as they pass on their way to more victories in Homs.
The Syrian Army triumph in Al-Khaalidiyya will propel more military action to rid the city of the rodent infestation in remaining quarters like Baab Al-Sibaa’. SyrPer predicts that all the Old City will be thoroughly deliced, de-pested and sanitized within 7 days. Communications monitored by MI demonstrate that no reinforcements or resupply is possible. Every day, the security services and police take in an average of 40 rats requesting consideration under Dr. Assad’s Amnesty Program. At this rate, only the die-hard elements of the Jabhat Al-Nusra will be left and they will die hard.
Al-Hissin Citadel: Wael sends a report that the local population is playing a very important role in alerting SAA to rat movements in this area. Yesterday, tips from citizens resulted in the deaths of these scurrying rodents:
Muhammad Mashnooq (LIBANTEEZIAN WORM SLIME)
Homs City: At the flour mills extending to the Old Garage and the Irrigation Project, entire area declared safe and habitable. All rats inside were killed. All belonged to Al-Qaeda. No names available.
SYRIAN BORDER POLICE AND MILITIA blocked an attempted infiltration by rodents on foot across from Lebanese ‘Arsaal to Syria via Khirbat Khumaam. Monzer reports that MI counted 7 carcasses but no identification could be made because of the ground conditions.
Al-Qaraabees: SAA caught a unit of rodents as it was deploying additional IEDs along the main route and killed these:
6 surrendered in various physical conditions.
Al-Warsha: Fighting and good numbers but no details.
Baab Hood: We told it would be liberated and purified soon. We mean that. Yesterday, SAA and militia killed 14 rodents in one building as they were forced to leave other positions. SAF was called in and the building came down on the heads of the rodents. Good shooting.
Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah: Fighting with no details. Another area which will be declared terrorist-rein very soon.
Al-Abraaj: 3 rodents fought to the end and ended up for supper in Lucifer’s Lounge and Grille:
Third was unidentified and presumed foreign.
March 8 Swim Club: 2 rats brought down trying to avoid destiny. Another 3 surrendered to destiny and the SAA.
Deek Al-Jinn: Very famous restaurant on the Orontes River (Al-‘Aassi) used to be a destination for any traveler on his way to or through Homs. Not much business now. We expect business to become brisk in a few weeks. 5 carcasses counted. No details.
Khadija Al-Kubraa School: SAA and NDF killed 14 rodents in a major clash to finish off the infestation in this entire area:
The other 9 could not be positively identified.
In the area of the Al-Massaabigh (Tanneries), 3 confirmed rats go down. No details.
Waadi Al-Saayeh: No details about fighting here.
SAA FOILED INFILTRATION ATTEMPT BY FLEEING RATS FROM DAAR AL-KABEERA AND AL-GHAASIBIYYA toward Al-Duwayr and Al-Muhajjareen north of Homs City. The number killed is 31 with 19 rats taken prisoner. I have no details now.
Talbeesa: A nest of rats was uncovered with enough weapons for an entire NDF platoon. These are the departed rodents:
‘Adnaan Shahhood (a/k/a “Al-Badawi”)
Al-Ghantu: SAA caught these snakes unawares and sent them to Medusa’s Reptile Farm in Hell:
Bassaam Hamdi Taajeddeen (a/k/a “Julaam”)
Muhammad Bassaam Al-‘Abdul-Qaader Barkaawi
Al-Rastan: Even the citizens of this anti-minoritarian collection of bigots is now turning their loyalty back to the government as destruction and deprivation have finally settled into their thick skulls. Yesterday, 112 rats turned themselves in for the Amnesty Program.
An aging miltiaman cheers our forces as they take a rest on the road to ultimate triumph. Written on the armored vehicle is “Al-Assad”.
GLORY BE TO THE IMBECILES. A Syrian citizen, Abu Muhammad Al-Shaami, (id pending) who fought in Afghanistan with the atheist Taliban, rag-headed birdbrains, messengers of ignorance, came to his native Syria to fight for THE CAUSE!! And what did it get him? He joined the ranks of the doomed devils – the Jabhat Al-Nusra – but that could not protect him from that perennial enemy of knuckleheaded dwarfs – BULLETS!! He got about 20 right in his self-righteous abdomen. He was killed by the PKK at Ra’s Al-‘Ayn, an entry point on the border with Turkey. He was ambushed and his great Satan could not protect him.
According to my sources, he was paid $25,000.00 in U.S. samolians to go to Syria and organize a crack team of professional mass murderers – all in the name of SATAN! And he did. He was also promised 150,000.00 for his family if he was killed. Well! Unfortunately, if the Saudis do what they are normally wont to do: his family will receive 150,000 Lebanese Liras. So much for the great martyr,
6 NEW VILLAGES PURIFIED OF RATS ON THE ALEPPO-SALAMIYYA ROAD. The are:
Some of these villages were mentioned yesterday by mistake as in Homs. The fighting is over and so is the rat presence. Wael received a run-down of the weapons confiscated by the SAA in these villages, from carcasses and caches found hidden in fields and in warehouses used to store agricultural equipment:
3 crates of AK47 assault rifles
2 NATO-brand sniper rifles with Bausch&Lomb scopes
1 box of white phosphorous grenades with Zionist markings
1 box of serrated field daggers
7 military-grade binoculars
14 satellite communication devices with encoding
Al-Qaeda battle instructions on CDs
In Jubb ‘Awadh, the SAA also seized a laptop with lists of J.N. members that have to be studied by MI
The carcasses of the rodents have not been listed yet.
Dhahrat ‘Abed-Rabbuh: An attempt by rats to infiltrate from Al-Layramoon was crushed. 12 killed and confirmed. All Jabhat Al-Nusra.
Tallat Shuwayana: More Jabhat Al-Nusra tourists ride the escalator down to Mephisto’s Basement Dollar Store. 2 surrendered and warbled:
“Abu Khanjar” (id pending. The one who carries the dagger)
‘Alqamiyya: Fighting with no details.
Al-Layramoon: 16 rats killed from the “Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed” near the factories. Communication intercepts indicate that the rodents were foreign and that the commander was a native English speaker who also knew some Russian. Wael could not confirm whether the English was U.K. type or North American. Let’s see.
Kafr Hamraa: 6 confirmed rodents killed and 8 surrendering:
Muhammad Rafeeq ‘Ali
Al-Jubayli Farm: Around the Central Prison area and close to the Khawlandi Fuel Station and the Hospitality Hill, SAA savaged the slinking weasels and killed all 10. No details.
Mannagh at the Faisal Family Flour Mill in the area of the Central Prison in North Aleppo. Also close to the Glass Factory near Heelaan Cemetery: 14 carcasses counted with none identified. These were definitely non-Syrians by their phenotype and dress. They appeared to be from Central Asia or Afghanistan.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: SAA attacked a farm used by rats as a Command-Control Center in the North Neighborhood area. 4 voles were sent to Mickey Mouse’s Club for errant rodents in Hell. Only one was identified:
‘Ajjaan Al-Hadeed Farm on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway, South of Khaan Al-‘Asal, confirmed 6 killed. No details. There were prisoners.
Al-Ataareb-Daarat ‘Izza -Smaller Awram crossroad: A flatbed with a 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed in Southern Aleppo. The flatbed was stopped as it was headed to Khaan Al-‘Asal to assist the trapped rodents belonging to the murderous “Ansaar Al-Khaleefa”. They will be exterminated. ZAF
Al-Ataareb Village, SAA and militia cleaned it out and killed 7 rodents and took 3 prisoner:
Qaari Ahmad (AFGHAN RAT VOMIT)
The other 4 remain unidentified.
Journalist Association Residencies: More fighting but no details.
‘Ain Diqna: Fighting but no details.
Al-Raqqa Road: SAA blocked a truck heading for Aleppo and searched it. It was carrying ammunition for light weapons. The driver claimed ignorance and was arrested.
Al-Baab: In Aleppo, smiling Islamist extremist were given the Kiss of Death and sent merrily on their way to the Infernal Regions. The 17 killed in this battle were certainly foreign. Wael has information that they were Chechens and Tajiks.
Tal Rif’aat: Fighting with no details.
Dayr Haafer: Ditto.
Al-Mansoora: 7 rats killed and a stash of weapons seized for distribution to militia. THANK YOU KING ZOMBIE OF SCARABIA. No names available.
Ma’rrat Al-Nu’maan: An IED factory was found and destroyed after all the C-4 and military-grade TNT was confiscated by expert engineers.
Kafr Shalaayaa: A nest of hyenas was uncovered as the denizens were trying to explode 62 IEDs on the main road.
Mar’uyyaan: A 14.5mm machine gun cannon was seized and given over to NDF for use in killing Saudis.
Balashtoon Village: 4 rats killed. All Turks and Syrian Turkmen. No names. Lots of weapons seized.
Al-Maghaara: No details about successful rout of rodents.
Kinsafraa: I will have the list of the 38 rodents killed in this very important battle tomorrow. Promise.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Well, it’s in the open now, and the Saudi apes have no shame left: now they are buying from Zionist thugs:
Enjoy this somewhat disorganized, but accurate, article about the Saudi Arabian monkeys:
Saad Hariri wants to go back to Lebanon but the Saudis don’t want that. Hmm. Wadi Abu Jamil. Is that where Hariri lives? You bet your bottom dollar. It’s the Jewish Quarter. I think he ought to go to occupied Palestine where his real handlers are located: