THE LION IS BACK!!
General of the Syrian Arab Air Force and President of the Republic, Hafez Al-Assad, flanked to his left by Defense Minister, Lt. Gen. Mustafaa Talaas, and to his right, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, Lt. Gen. ‘Ali Aslaan. (photo ca 1998)
“Syria used to be a nation of security and stability in this region. But, the point at which Syria has arrived today is a result of an international conspiracy – both vast and ancient – old and new – with the exploitation of certain circumstances the region has experienced which they call the ‘Arab Spring’. ABDULLAH AL-AHMAR TO MIKHAIL BOGHDANOV
The Deputy Secretary of the Ba’ath Party visited Moscow three days ago and began a series of meetings to explore new ways to help Syria crush the foreign-inspired insurgency in the country. To demonstrate the power and influence of the Ba’ath in Syria, Mr. Al-Ahmar went to Moscow with full authority and backing from the President of the Republic. The Russians knew this was a unique opportunity to further cement their excellent relations with the Syrian people and to advance their own policies as they relate to the secular spirit of the ruling political party.
Mr. Al-Ahmar condemned, in no uncertain terms, the collaboration of Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Turkey in the mayhem taking place in parts of Syria. He especially laid blame for the conflagration at the feet of the Islamist, reactionary leader of Turkey whose party, Mr. Al-Ahmar called “The Party of Islamist Affairs”.
City-Center Building: A firefight after rats were seen trying to repair malfunctioning IEDs. 4 killed. IEDs seized and C-4 saved for use against Saudi Arabian grubs.
Baab Hood: We predicted complete purification withing 72 hours. Now we say, 48 hours and you will hear that Baab Hood is rodent-free.
Al-Warsha: Almost finished here. 14 rats surrendered yesterday and asked for the Amnesty Program.
Waadi Al-Saayeh: Confirmed 7 killed and 8 wounded. It’s almost over here as the SAA continues to roll.
Baab Al-Sibaa’: The last holdout for rodents in Homs. This is where the die-hard vermin in Al-Khaaldiyya escaped to in order to delay fate. Heavy fighting with some locals helping to spot roving rodents. The people want it over with.
Al-Wa’er: Helicopters killed over 12 rats as they concentrated foolishly in one field. No details.
Al-Houlaa: Clean-up. No details.
Keeseen North: Clean-up. 2 confirmed rat carcasses:
Al-Rastan: Tough town to break because of deeply-held bigotry. It’s almost over though and the rats know it.
Talbeesa: SAA accepted 18 rodent surrenders yesterday and sent them to GS to see if they qualify for Amnesty Program.
Daar Al-Kabeera: 6 carcasses. Confirmed: all foreign.
Al-Ghouta: Sporadic fighting. No details.
Al-Ghajar: 3 rodents killed and 9 taken prisoner:
East Al-Ghaariyya: SAA stomped all over American-inspired rodents in a firefight that left 13 carcasses. For reasons which are puzzling to Monzer, no names will be released.
Al-Hiraak: 5 dead rodents. Not much left here.
Izra’: Fighting. No details.
Al-Musayfira: SAA infantrymen trapped a group of hyenas in a field and proceeded to pick them off one by one:
Another 12 could not be identified.
Al-Haara near the Al-Jadeera checkpoint: The SAA killed 7 rodents. Only one name has been published by SANA. Monzer has no further details.
‘Ammaar Jamaal ‘Awadh
Der’ah City: One rodent took the red-eye flight to the Hot Gates:
Muhammad Khaleel Al-Sawaaleh
Busraa Al-Shaam: SAA killed these Obama-Rats:
Ashraf Sulaymaan Al-Duroobi
Mustafaa Al-Taaji (JORDANIAN GRUB EATING MONKEY)
AL-HASAKA: YPG CALLS FOR WAR AGAINST JIHADIST RODENTS AFTER ASSASSINATION OF PROMINENT KURDISH LEADER, ‘ISSA HUSO.
The assassination of ‘Issa Huso by Jabhat Al-Nusra fanatics has now tightened the bond between the PKK (YPG) and the Syrian government. In a public call today, PKK leaders, including Mesut Kiryilan, all fighting-age Kurds were urged to join the militia to fight the rodents. Good show.
AL-ZABADAANI: OBAMA’S DEMOCRATIC HEROES KILL MAJOR OF TOWN AND MEMBER OF NATIONAL RECONCILIATION COUNCIL IN A FUSILLADE OF BULLETS.
That’s right all you lovers of Syrian “Revolution”, your heroes targeted two men who were known for their devotion to their people and to peace. Maajed Teenaawi, major of Al-Zabadaani, was killed instantly yesterday by FSA freaks as he left with Mr. Ghassaan Al-Haajj-Hammood a meeting wher
I am sorry I have to stop here. I will be entertaining Bishop Luqaa of the Antiochian Orthodox Church in Syria and I will be attending the Friday Symposium at the Byblos Center where my son, Leith will emcee the event that will include a speech by Syria’s permanent delegate to the U.N. Dr. Bashar Al-Ja’afari with a piped-in speech by the Mufti of Damascus, Shaykh Hassoon. I will give you all a run-down of the event. I will also finish the post tomorrow. ZAF