Al-Ahmadiyya in the East Ghouta saw 2 major engagements between SAA/militias and the Jabhat Al-Nusra whose numbers are now dwindling markedly as money is running out along with morale:
Jabr ‘Ali Al-Hunka
Saaber Mudalla’ (He can now enjoy the 72 coquettes in Hell)
Daawood Akram Qarmoosh
Al-Zamaaniyya: Militia wiped out a unit of rodents trying to make it toward Der’ah. No luck:
Dayr Salmaan: An ambush killed these 4 rodents driving a stolen taxi:
Mahmoud Al-‘Atshaan (How thirsty he’s gonna be in Hades!)
The fourth is an unidentified foreign mercenary rodent. His phenotype recalls North African. (Monzer)
Bayt Sahm: A large nest of reptiles was uncovered and Lo!, the good Lord gaveth unto our host a bounty of unused assault rifles, ammunition and 4 IEDs with C-4. THANK YOU OH ZOMBIE KING OF ARABIA!!
Basheer Al-Hassan (Jabhat Al-Nusra leader and former professional circus freak)
Salaah ‘Ali Hassoon
‘Arbeen: A small firefight with a troop of rodents numbering 7 led to the deaths of 3 and wounding of the others.
Al-Maleeha: (SANA) No details from SANA. Only this rat’s name is given:
Mamdooh Al-Shareef (Obviously related to Michel Shalhoob. Yuk. Yuk.)
Al-Reehaan: SAA foils effort to blow up 4 IEDs with 20kg payloads. Cameras supplied by the Zionist cockroaches were also uncovered.
Faares Jameel Qaddoom
Mu’tassem Jalaal Al-Sankari
Bilaal Muhammad Qattaan
Mazaari’ Al-‘Ibb in Doumaa: A nest of snakes with 17 assault rifles and ammo to boot was uncovered
in this soon to be cleaned out space:
Ahmad Al-Ajwah (J.N. rat leader and favorite of Lucifer)
Another 12 were killed with him, but, no names available. This suggests a large foreign contingent.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: In Southern Damascus. A SAUDI APE SNIPER WAS FOUND SLEEPING AT HIS RIFLE. NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO WAKE UP. KABOOM!!
‘ABDUL-RAHMAAN AL-WAAHIDI (Yawn)
Al-Qaaboon: Major battle fought here to finally rid the area of filth. Mortars of different calibers were seized along with IEDs and one Zionist LAU missile.
Ahmad Al-Booz (BYOB)
“Abu-Nidhaal” (I thought he was dead. Oh well. Id pending)
“Abu Khaddooj” (Id pending)
Mustafaa Moussa Al-Hayyaaj
Another 10 could not be identified. 6 were taken prisoners. 2 of them were Jordanian.
‘Ain ‘Afaa in Dayr Al-‘Adas: Getting farther away from the capital. Jabhat Al-Nusra which operated in ‘Adraa but left that area for obvious reasons was caught snorting hash in this Nowhereland:
6 killed. No names. Monzer says they are all foreigners.
Tomorrow I will have all the news for you from all around Syria. ZAF