JULY 26, 2013 – SECOND POST – JOKE OF THE WEEK

JOKE OF THE WEEK FROM MARK THE PROF.

 A first degree murder case was wrapping up in San Francisco.  The prosecutor’s case was very unusual in that it was based exclusively on circumstantial evidence.  The husband was accused of killing his wife, but they could never find the body.

The prosecutor gave his closing argument and demanded that the jury of 13 adults render a verdict of guilty of murder in the first degree.

 
But the defense counsel had something up his sleeve.  As he addressed the jury he said something most provocative:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this case, so built around circumstantial evidence is really about the concept of reasonable doubt.  Because, you see, as you will soon find out, the victim in this case, Mrs. Dribble, is going to walk through that door in 10 minutes and you will know Mr. Dribble is innocent.”
A hush settled over the crowded courtroom as the attorney continued to speak with everyone’s eyes constantly glancing toward the door between the jury and the audience.  As time passed toward the 10-minute deadline, people began to shuffle in their chairs and wipe their brows.  But the attorney continued to speak until it was past the 10 minutes.  But, Mrs. Dribble, the alleged victim, did not enter as he promised.
He continued:  “You see, members of the jury, you must have reasonable doubt or you would not have been looking repeatedly at the door.  Your own sense of doubt made you have an expectation of innocence. You must find my client not guilty of the charge of first degree murder.”  With that, he closed and thanked the panel.  
The judge gave the jury their instructions and the bailiff led them to the jury room to deliberate on the guilt or innocence of Mr. Dribble.  It took them only 10 minutes and they indicated they had a verdict.
The defense was very sure they would be returning a “not guilty” verdict and he could barely contain his sense of self-assuredness.  He smiled at his client with a warmth that exuded comfort and success.
    
The jury foreman was asked to return the verdict form to the court’s bailiff to be read out loud:

“We the jury find the defendant, Gunther Dribble, guilty of the crime of murder in the first degree.”

The defense attorney was devastated and demanded to poll every juror.  But, as he started with the jury foreman, he did not have to go very far.  “Mr. foreman, you, yourself, had your eyes constantly moving toward the door.  You must have had reasonable doubt.”

The jury foreman smiled cattily at the defense attorney:  “Yes. That’s true, counsel”, he responded.”but what we noticed also was that your client was the only person in the entire courtroom who never looked at the door.”

       
 
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That is called unorganized defence! Ha Ha Ha!! Great anecdote!

-Igor

Abdullah the Complex Muslim
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See the unorganized defence of Islamist extremists in Syria. See how insurgents kill 150 soldiers in battle for control of an Aleppo suburb. The cowards killed 51 who were executed after they surrendered

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@”Simple Muslim” aka “turgay bey” aka “Complex Muslim” aka…etc “Yawn” boring really. Ha, even if true that 150 valiant soldiers died for Aleppo (Their immortal soul will live on forever in our hearts), we can be sure that at least 1500 insurgents are with their commanders in hell. And reading recent posts, we can be absolutely sure that exponentially much much more are dead and will soon join them! Ha, I see you are trying to spin the new web of lies concerning new events, sadly for you, you’ll be soon out of job, and your meaningless words will be… Read more »
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Here are those brave heroes who got mass-executed unarmed by the al-Nusra… Not 150 as western media say, but still, 1 is too much!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=397760466991811&set=a.356358057798719.1073741829.355786131189245&type=1&theater

Eternal Glory to SAA and eternal memory to the fallen!

turgay bey, I hope you did your homework in securing your identity…

-Igor

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P.S.
Many civilians too got executed as can be seen on the footage.

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P.P.S.
Many of the executed were also long time prisoners…

-Igor

Ziad Fadel
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Thanx. Ziad

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hello Ziad..
I suggest the Syrian ARmy to raise a big mural ,in once this war is over and Zio terrorist defeated,in memory of falled soldiers ,with the photo of the syrian soldier doing the V sign before being executed.

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Interesting,
I wonder how they managed to incorporate foreign mercenaries in the official tax-pay system of the US, it sounds all too far fetched (I’m not entirely sure about presidential system of the US, he doesn’t have that much direct power?), but still I’m eager to read the details…

On the other side, article is “a bit” overblown in numbers mentioned…

-Igor

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It’s still baloney. Our relatives in Aleppo tell us that policemen remain loyal to the government. This is typical Obama lying. Ziad

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If someone has the time should edit wiki page “Battle of Aleppo,” and whole war in Syria because wiki read millions of people and each source are phantom observatory with complete lies “jihadists was not kidnapped Bishop in Aleppo, they do not know who cut the head of Christian monks, in Aleppo fight 4000 Hezbollah soldiers (in Lebanon 2006 fought 3500 after mobilization, Western sources say that)…
As observatory edit wiki page and sets themselves as source and inscriptions on Facebook, also someone needs to edit wiki and set the source syrianperspective , SANA , PRESS TV …

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Ha, I tried to edit it many times, I just got blocked in the end and reversed in matter of minutes everytime…

Good luck now.

-Igor

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Go for it. Ziad

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Their map of the battle of Aleppo is a sick joke. Take just SANA today:“The source told the reporter that the army units thwarted several attempts by members of terrorist groups to sneak into safe areas in the neighborhoods of Salah-Eddin, al-Amiriyeh, Bustan al-Qasr, old Aleppo, al-Sheikh Maqsoud and al-Khaldiyeh.” You look to their map, Bustan al-Qasr is supposed to be in the hands of the “rebels”, al-Sheikh Maqsoud “contested”, samething for some parts of Sheik Saeed,Rashidin, where the entire zones are supposed to be in the hands of the “rebels” if you solely rely on wiki. But as someone… Read more »
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I tried to edit some of the material during the Libyan Civil War that I knew was wrong but it took some time and my edits were later eliminated. Whoever writing these articles is doing it as part of their job, which explains the distortions throughout. It has been shown that many if not most of the articles have CIA web addresses — hence, it is probably American intelligence analysts who are doing the writing. In the end, it doesn’t matter what they write or do not write … the truth will be known.

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Shebbia, Syrian dictatorship=================== El kaide, Selifis Long live dictatorship of Syria And first doctor dictator why the supporters of this website are non muslims Ziad? Why there are no muslims approve your articles. You can not answer that can you? Why the visitors of the website are non-muslim Ziad?Why the visitors of the website are non-muslim Ziad?Why the visitors of the website are non-muslim Ziad?Why the visitors of the website are non-muslim Ziad?Why the visitors of the website are non-muslim Ziad?Why the visitors of the website are non-muslim Ziad? You are a muslim but what is that? DEMOCRACY COMES EL… Read more »
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Improve you English. I can’t understant what you are writing. Z

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so you support Ziad and his blog! good to hear!

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well you are right about one thing for sure. there can be no denying that this whole thing in syria is being caused by outside influences. along with the so-called arab spring. but i must say sir, i am not a muslim and i support Ziad and I support President Assad. Many of us know what is going on here and we know what is at stake. It really is all about that little terrorist entity just south of Syria if you must know. It has been this way for over a hundred years now since the jews meeting in… Read more »
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I’m sunni muslim and I firmly support Dr. Assad.

Simple muslim!

Why do you think, Jabhat al-Nusra, ISIS aka. Al-Qaeda would leave Syria after a possible rebel victory?
The radical factions are stronger than moderate groups. They want to create an Islamic state.
The famous Free/Fake/ Syrian Army actually is not exist as a united armed group. FSA consists of various brigades, moderate and islamist….

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SIMPLE MUSLIM!

I HOPE YOUR BLOOD WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE 100 000…..

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http://educate-yourself.org/cn/earlhopperinterview08feb08.shtml

john mccain, liar , traitor, scumbag.

just the kind of man, aipac loves to control.

just like his father.

Ziad Fadel
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I’ve posted it. Thanks, Ziad

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/17/634010/–John-McCain-the-Mob-and-Corrupt-Arizona-Politics#

john mccain, close friend of the jewish mafia in arizona and beyond.

arizona has always been a very corrupt state, and john mccain fits right in

and believe me, this barely even starts to touch the edge of the proverbial iceberg.

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McCain is one character who should not be left alone. He needs a blog to sort out the sordid life he’s led. Ziad

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http://jewishfaces.com/china.html

china and the men who run it

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Interesting, but …again with the jews taking over the world. Really, I recently saw a post on SyrPer facebook page about “6 million jews”, sadly that video that its posted totally misses the point of proving that people weren’t liquidated in WW2 among which even those who could trace their close ethnicity to jews (after all, country that had most jews was Russia at the beginning of 20ct and were mostly concentrated in limited tracts of land in the west, and in WW 2 alone, Soviet Union lost 24,628,400 of its citizens -soldiers and civilians). Sadly that video only proves… Read more »
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the defense rest.

Ziad Fadel
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Jewish connection to communism is always fascinating. It can be interpreted in many ways. Some people believe that Jews are attracted to collectivist thinking for the same reason homosexuals are often infatuated by a world in which there is no distinction among citizens. Very interesting stuff. Ziad

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it is even worse than this.

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Dear Ziad,

What does it mean?

حَوّامتي مُمْتِلئة بِأَنْقَلَيْسون

Maria
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My hovercraft is full of eels.

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I see.

1:00

Ziad Fadel
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It’s a line from Monty Python which my British friend, Mark the Brit, insisted on placing in the blog. It’s quite harmless really and acts as some kind of secret incantation. Maria got it right. “My hovercraft is full of eels”. Ziad

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http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13920505000461 Saudi Arabia signs deal with Israel army to buy weapons for militants fighting Syrian Gov’t TEHRAN (FNA)- Saudi Arabia reportedly reaches a deal with Israeli army to buy Israeli weapons for militants fighting against the government of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria.Israeli Radio reported that Saudi Arabia signed a 50-million-dollar deal with Israeli army to supply the foreign-backed militants with old Israeli military equipment and arms. The reports added that the weapons include different kinds of anti-tank missiles, military vehicles, artillery equipment, and night vision devices, press tv reported. Israeli President Shimon Peres voiced support for Washington’s arming of… Read more »
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Corr. (I can’t see anything in those small boxes for writing comments):
BTW: I would delete all the spamming posts of the rats.

Ziad Fadel
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I’m thinking about it. The Arabian deal with the Zionists is pretty well known now. It should not surprise anyone that this family of ape vomit would stoop this low. It’s a matter of time now. Be patient. Zia

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(I AM NEITHER WEHABI NOR EL KAIDE OR SELEFI )

ZAID TOO MANY RATS EVERYWHERE EVEN IN EGYPT AND TUNUS EVEN NOW IN TURKEY TO SUPPORT MURSI
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

























ZIAD OOO too bad so many rats THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

ZIAD IF YOU AACCEPT ME YOUR 43RD shabiha WARRIOR I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!!!!!

WHY DO NOT WE………….(IF YOU MAKE ME YOUR 43RD SHABBIA)

al-Baath hangman
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If you take a good look at these protesters, you will find out most of them are children.
Why??

Ziad Fadel
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Why don’t you go back into your cage with a nice banana and stuff it. Ziad

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well, the supply of minimum wage apes is never ending.

Zultra
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Look at this Isarelidog soldier, filthy pervert.

Ziad Fadel
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They are a perverted bunch whose luck has run out. Ziad

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Interesting news from Egypt, what we all knew, but now comes not only in some random shooter footage, but with a culprit captured in sheep’s clothing:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=549610355074751&set=a.298390980196691.60683.298382103530912&type=1&theater

-Igor

Ziad Fadel
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It’s exactly what Obama’s rats did in Der’ah. It’s a common practice by agents provacateurs. Ziad

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MY BLOOD FOR ALLAH! FOR ASSAD! FOR SYRIA! FOR THE RESISTANCE!

Ziad Fadel
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Love it. Love Dr. Bashar. Keep sending me this good stuff. Ziad

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Sure thing brother. God bless.

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I made an MP3 of this if you guys are like me who like to listen to this on the way back home from work.

https://mega.co.nz/#!105AXbjJ!YCf3r0f1EAq_ceV5mUrEwUoEEQAw1M-NjR-0-8UW_XA

al-Baath hangman
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I love it. Thank you.

Ziad Fadel
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I want to listen very much, but, the format is forbidding. Is there an easier way? Ziad

Maria
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It’s the same song as in the video in the post above, separated as mp3.

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Ziad I address a message to you.
In my opinion, You’re a classic Shabiha guy.
SHAME ON YOU!

Ziad Fadel
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You are an inarticulate disgrace to the simian world. It’s an honor to be a militiaman, or in your miserable parlance, a “shabbeeh”. Soon your stinking, bigoted racist town of trolls will be cleansed of rodents like yourself. Shame on you for even communicating. Don’t do it any more. ZAF