The Syrian Army continues its assault on remaining rat holdouts in Der’ah wiping out nest after nest of armed rodents and sending a message to the apes in Arabia about their ruinous policies in the Levant.
Camp Park and East Surayteel in the Der’ah area: Here are the names of identified carcasses from amongst 29 counted by police:
Naaji Badr Suroor (SAUDI APE PIMPLE)
‘Ali Muhammad ‘Abdul-Ahad
Saaleh Hassan Al-Rajab
Muraad Saleem Bu-Shaaker
‘Umraan Ayman Al-‘Ajroosh
Hamaada Razzouq Sallaakh
Maazen Kaayed ‘Abdul-Rahmaan
Zuhayr Naazhem Hamdaan
Khattaar Ahmad Al-Wajeeh
Dam Road Neighborhood:
Moussa Wajdi Zulayfi
Baassem Turki Akraad
Fawwaaz ‘Abdullah Rasheed
Mahmoud Saaber Al-Abdul-Jabbaar
Ibraaheem Yusuf Al-Hajji
Anas ‘Abdullah Al-Hammood
Another 3 were taken prisoner.
Nawaa: The “Martyrs of Nawaa Brigades” (yawn) joined their eponymous friends in Hades when they went crashing down at the Al-Zahriyya School:
‘Umar Zayn Mas’ood
Muhammad Sameer Al-Sabsabi
Ahmad Hassan Al-Qaassem
Al-Hiraak: It’s almost over here as SAA and militia decapitate the leaders and decimate the crawling serpents populating the gutters and sewers in this deader-than-dead town. I have no names. But, Monzer says 2 were killed last night and 12 have surrendered to the authorities under the amnesty plan.
Kafr Naaselah: 6 IEDs were found, defanged and all materiel saved for used to blow up the entire Saud ape family.
All fighting with Jabhat Al-Nusra in its hilariously inept effort to occupy a city virulently opposed to its very existence.
Al-Huwayqa: (var. Al-Haweeqa), SAA disrupts an effort to enter the city via little row boats. What a mess as rodent bodies were swept down, their bloodied innards ripe for the pickerel coming up from the cool bottom to feed during the midday lull. No names published by SANA and no names available to my sources:
Al-Shaykh Yaaseen: Some fighting with blowing off some rodents trying to forage for food.
Al-‘Aradhi (seen above to the right on Al-Nahr Street. Police and SAA killed 4 rats while they tried to entrench themselves in a pharmacy:
The remaining 2 are foreigners with no valid identification.
Old Airport: Some fighting. No details.
Al-‘Urfi Neighborhood: Skirmish after some rodents tried to infiltrate from Abu-Sa’eed Street. All 8 were killed with 2 taken prisoners. No names.
Al-Muri’iyya: 8 rats confirmed dead with 6 wounded and taken prisoner. I have no names.
Al-Husayniyya: 3 dead rats. All foreign with beards and appear to be Iraqi.
Al-Jafra Village on the east side of the Euphrates: SAA killed 5 rodents as they tried to sneak away toward the river. No names.
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Sent by anonymous, just watch it patiently and you’ll get to the funny parts:
Here’s another from Comrade Rafeeq. I posted this before, but it’s pretty hilarious: