DER’AH IS LOSING RATS BY THE THOUSANDS; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES OBAMA’S BELEAUGUERED RODENTS IN LATAKIA;

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I just came back from up north and the reports on my desk are optimistic – nay – jubilant as the Syrian army makes cornmeal mush out of the noisome sewer rats awaiting the West as soon as they are pushed completely out of Syria.

DER’AH:  HUGE CONFRONTATION AT SAYDA AL-JAWLAAN NETS THE BIG FIGURES.  INCREDIBLY INEPT NIHILIST MERCENARY COMMANDERS TRAINED BY AMERICAN  TERRORIST ENABLERS IN JORDAN MEET THEIR RODENT GOD AND DISAPPEAR INTO THE VOLCANIC SOIL LIKE MIST IN A HELL-HOT WIND:

Muhammad ‘Abdullah Al-Mizyaab
Ahmad Mahmoud Al-Jibaawi
Muhammmad ‘Abdullah Al-Khattaab
Zayn Sa’eed Al-Radeef
Jaassem Ahmad Al-Nabulusi
Mas’ood ‘Ali Ghannaam
Muhammad Ahmad Al-Jazzaar
‘Abdul-Kareem Al-Hawraani  

Another 16 could not be identified.  All believed to be foreigners.
 
Tafass:  The rats took it again, big time with 49 killed.  These were the only identifiable carcasses:

‘Abdul-Mu’een ‘Alyaan
Majeed ‘Abdul-Baasset Al-Kahhaal
Talaal Saahoom
Ma’an ‘Ahmad Al-‘Urayfi
Saalem ‘Abdullah Al-Muhammad
Ahmad ‘Abdul-Qaader Al-Ahmad
Khaleel Jaaber Al-Asmar
Zaahi ‘Ali Al-Mashaarifa
Muhammad Saaleh Al-‘Abbaar
Baassel Al-Mahaameed
Qays Sa’adoon Al-Hallaaq

I have been promised more names as they are confirmed.  Monzer writes that there are 6 confirmed Saudis in the group.  We are delighted to to pre-condole the stinking rat families on the departure of their rodent offspring.  
Tibna Bridge:  SAA engineers put the kibosh on 4 IEDs each with a payload of 50kgs.  Some fighting but no details.
LATAKIA: ON FIRE!  SAA reinforcements out of pacified Homs are now surrounding the entire northern region of the province and we will be able to confirm for all readers the names of 9 towns completely rendered rodent-free by SAA, NDF and militia.  I am busy with stupid birthday parties for my aunts and have to go.  I will be free tomorrow all day to collect the intel and convey it to you. ZAF     
A handout picture released by the Syrian Arab News Agency (SANA) on August 8, 2013 shows Syrian army tanks parked on the side of a road during an alleged pursuit of opposition fighters in the Latakia province, western Syria. Fierce fighting raged in Latakia province on Syria's coastline on Sunday, as the army pushed an advance and killed a jihadist leader, a monitoring group said

This tank is on its way to Jabal Al-Sha’baan in northern Latakia Province.  We pray it kills hundreds of filthy, nihilist Takfeeris.  
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Syrian troops carry the flag into newly liberated towns in norther Latakia.   
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