Would you like to buy these cars with a salvage title? They have some sentimental value. After all, they were owned and destroyed by the “Brigades of the Cosmic Allah of Gidi Prime”. (Photo: SANA)
They just won’t give up even though their numbers are dwindling. 73 IEDS DISMANTLED IN SOUTHERN ORCHARDS OF PALMYRA (TADMUR). TOTAL AREA DELOUSED AND DE-RATTED. IT’S OVER AND THE FAT LADY IS SINGING.
‘AYN HUSSAYN: 64 RODENTS GO UP IN A BALL OF VAPOR WHEN THEIR HOMEMADE
MISSILE GOT ANTSY AND EXPLODED WHILE BEING FIRED. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT BUT FOR THE FACT THAT, EVIDENTLY, THE CAMERAMAN WAS TURNED INTO A BURSTING BALLOON OF ATOMS. The names are being collected as I write, but it’s not easy to link each body part with id cards. According to Wael, the expressions of the few faces in the pile of rats is one of surprise.
Tal Kalakh – Al-Hissin: 13 rodents surrender and beg for clemency, amnesty and understanding. The rodents confirmed what we know already: many of the vermin occupying parts of Al-Hissin are Chechens and Lebanteezians. Based on information gathered from the ensnared rats, the SAA and militia surrounded the remmant foreign rodents and are slowly grinding them into a new kind of SPAM. We have some names of carcasses among the rodents:
Maaher Al-Muslimaani (Var. Al-Musulmaani)
“‘Abu-Qutayba Al-Sheeshaani” (Chechen snake sputum. Id pending before cremation)
Sameeh Abu-Jabr (Suspected Lebanteezi carrying forged Syrian papers)
More details later. We expect the carcasses to reach over 80 in the next few hours.
Liberation Magazine, a typically avant garde Frenchy periodical that promotes freedom for all transvestites, androgynous bulimic males and hysterical spinsters, declared last week that a Frenchman (or something like that) had been “martyred” in Aleppo. He is one Jean Manuel from Toulouse, France. He will be missed by his Ashram brothers and sisters. Yawn.
BUSTAAN AL-QASSER: COMPLETELY DELOUSED AND FREED OF RATS. ENJOY THIS NEWS AS OUR ARMY BEGINS THE PROCESS OF SNUFFING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERY SCAVENGER IN THIS GREAT CITY. ‘ANADAAN AWAITS.
LATAKIA: We are delighted to report the departure from this life of the great Saudi ape and child molester:
HAAMED ‘ABDULLAH AL-‘ASSAAM
Oh, he had spent 2 months trying to rape Syrian boys in the name of his fabricated Allah, but came to the end of his sojourn on earth when a female member of our National Defense Forces cleverly slipped a lead projectile into his throat from about 300 yards. He was never the same after that. Our congratulations go out to this stinking, fetid family of fornicating feral fools. Good show. Send us more.
Why all the fuss over this city?
Jawbar: SAA killed these cutthroat vultures:
Zuyayr Humood (Var. Hammood)
Another 13 could not be identified and are presumed foreign.
Al-Mu’adhdhamiyya: Incompetent, poorly trained, American-supported slime oozed their way into the sewers of Hell at the request of the SAA:
Muhammad ‘Aboodi Al-‘Abed
Salaah ‘Ali Ja’afar
Muhammad Saaleh Jum’ah
‘Arbeen: These useless hulks of cheap rodent fur were put in the Eternal Laundromat and dry-cleaned for the big party tonight at Belial’s Ball:
Muhammad Dhifda’ah (The Frog Prince)
Another 2 could not be identified
Harastaa: At the Secondary School Roundabout, the SAA bade farewell to these traveling circus rats:
Dumaa: A 23mm machine gun cannon and Toyota truck came with these carcasses:
Al-Hujjayra: Nice shooting by our NDF and militia:
Another 6 could not be identified.
Al-Subayna (Var. Al-Sabeena). Complete control accomplished over entire Sharqatli Quarter at the Mu’aadh Mosque. No details. Yet.
NEWS, NEWS AND MORE PROPAGANDA:
IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE WAR ON SYRIA, READ THIS AND SIGN THE PETITION. I WILL:
John Esq. and I were just talking about this a few hours ago by phone. The people simply won’t fall for the media hype or folderol:
Dennis Kucinich tells it straight and legal. Anon sent this to us and it’s good:
Here is a must-read for detail-freaks. Global Research exposes the Zionist hand in all this:
Germans announce they want no part of any attack against Syria. It’s the smart thing to say:
Laugh yourselves to Palookavile reading this about British parliamentarians and geography:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
This one is from a reader in Poland….Ha ha ha. Great stuff: