JUDY WOODRUFF OF PBS IS SYRPER’S THIRD "LIAR OF THE YEAR" NOMINEE

 
Madame Woodruff, seen here wearing her BS button.  Very few “journalists” openly assert the “Woman’s Right to Lie” position as much as Judy.  In this photo she is expressing disappointment upon hearing that the Syrian rebels are not killing enough Christians. “You mean that doctor is still in Damascus?” 

(New York, Mercury News Service) Joining notorious professional liars and fellow nominees for the SyrPer 2013 LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD,  Navi Pillay and Rami Abdul-Rahmaan,  Judy Woodruff, who aspired to be the Betty Grable of the Dust Belt,  started out her adult life as Miss Augusta Junior Beauty Queen of Tulsa, Oklahoma in 1963.  Extremely sensitive to cruel remarks about her “Okie from Muskogee” style, she exploited a gift she did not know she had until she met her “Svengali”,  Roberto Cagliostro, who had just finished another stint in the New York penal system for embezzlement, false pretenses and “outright falsehood”.  He had also been recently excommunicated from the Catholic Church after being found seducing an altar boy fondly nicknamed “Liberace”.  Cagliostro insisted on his innocence at his jury trial in 1964 declaring: “I thought he was a 12 year old girl”.  Unable to sway the jury with that defense, he succeeded in garnering the attentions of Judy Woodruff,  who fell in love with him.  During visiting hours in Attica, New York, Judy was taught how to tell a thousand lies and put on a “sheepish face” all at the same time.

That sheepish face is now known to everyone as patented Judy Woodruff.  Called the “Dachshund Droop”, the “Sheepdog’s Pshaww” and the “Spinster’s Spiel“,  it’s put on whenever Judy is lying about the news.  It is always deployed when news comes in of Syrian rebel defeat.  She uses it to deflect news that Bashar Al-Assad is popular.  She always displays it when she learns that a “high profile Syrian defector” has turned out to be a notorious animal fornicator, a fecal fetishist or gypsy impersonator.

             
Judy’s expression after having been told that the “Decapitation Brigades” were defeated by the Syrian Army at Daarayyaa.  
Judy has worked for most every news outlet capable of utilizing her curious combination of “old hag venerablity” and “penchant for lying”.  Just recently, Judy and Deborah Amos, another reporter known to be a member of the “Lies Doucet School of Journalism”, held a typical Public Balderdash Service (PBS) talkathon about just how bad the Syrian government is:

JUDY:  Is he really that bad?
AMOS:  Oh, he is so sick. (tee hee hee)
JUDY:  My, when are those Islamist heroes going to finally take over?
AMOS:  When our president decides to give them gas masks so they can use the Sarin gas we’ve sent them. (tee hee hee)
JUDY:  Well, let’s see if Obama has the inner strength to do that.

Madame Woodruff became anchorwoman for the Public Balderdash Service in 2007 after she had stints with CNN and NBC where she learned the “art of misstating everything, repackaging lies, concealing the obvious, stuffing stories and putting on a long face to kite hatred.”  Before that, she had her own niche at PBS, “Frontline”, and was the Washington Correspondent for the MacNeil/Lehrer News Hour.  She is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and holds a degree in PolySci from Duke University, Richard Nixon’s old alma mater.    

Judy is not watched by many people.  Her very obvious biases are constantly marketed as “incisive” and “penetrating”.  Unfortunately, most people have figured out that she is a “bigoted old bag” who expects a big check from Saudi Arabia any day now.  Her incisiveness is best demonstrated by the way she incisively conceals facts.  Her penetrating qualities are, really,  mostly the way she looks at the monitor, with a hound’s sad eyes,  whenever she must report that terrorists have failed to blow up an apartment complex in Damascus with Christian children in it.

One of Judy’s most enduring contributions to American culture is the immortal tongue-twister:

“How much bluff can a Woodruff puff if a Woodruff could puff bluff?”
Judy’s lying has become almost pathological.  It is for that reason that the Board of Governors of the Syrian Perspective Group and the Mercury News Media Corporation have nominated her as LIAR OF THE YEAR.  Good luck Judy on a job well done.
*We want to congratulate Navi Pillay, Human Rights Commissioner for the United Nations and Senior Supervisor for International Statistical Fabrications on her recent award from the Hindu-American Friendship Society as
“CHAIWALLAH QUEEN OF NORTH AMERICA”.   Jolly good, Navi!!         
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Commandante Obama
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On Sunday rebels captured a series of Latakia villages, after attacking government outposts with US-supplied anti-tank missiles in the Jabal al-Akrad hills. The fighting is in mountainous terrain, where it is hard for regime forces to use their armoured vehicles. This brings them ever closer to Mr Assad’s rathole in Qardaha.

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So the mainstream media reported. So it’s probably (mostly) lies and propaganda. Next.

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Ha, that cemetery! They will only find their unorganized doom there as they are finding right now.

Don’t worry, no slaughtering experience bestowed upon the Wahhabis could ever come to the height of the moral and effectiveness of a Syrian soldier, as we see nicely in many operations before, where tank can’t thread shell and air bomb can fly!

I’m sorry “Commandante”, but those ol’ PR tricks, hunting the ratholes and similar, don’t work anymore! Bashar doesn’t need to hide, even with so many payed assassins around, because hes loved and PROTECTED by his people!

-Igor

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You are now deleted. Don’t contact us again. The rats have been annihilated, if you would bother to read the news. Inarticulate scum like you have no business trying to showcase your ignorance on civilized platforms. Don’t contact me again or I will merely delete you. ZAF

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Mr. Ziad, once again your credibility is at issue. You have repeatedly announced Damascus countryside areas (like Al Qabboon) to be free of “rodents” and “quiet” only to have SANA report heavy fighting. You have announced on more than one occasion that Deir Ezzor was virtually rebel free only to have SANA report, on a daily basis, heavy fighting in multiple neighborhoods in the city. You have repeatedly stated that the fighting in the south (Deraa) is all but over. Yet,SANA reports multiple fire fights in numerous towns in the area. In Aleppo. you proclaimed two weeks ago that Al… Read more »
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Who cares what you think, you are clearly in league with the raping and murdering mofo’s that call themselves the Free Syrian Army – an army that consists mostly out of foreigners, convicts and poor farmers paid a nice check by Qatar and Saudi Arabia to fight their dirty proxy war. You sir are a terrorist supporter!

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I am not a supporter of the FSA, JN, ISIS or any of that bunch. In fact, the more Al-Qaeda members the SAA takes out of action the better it is for the rest of the world. If you look at my previous quote, I am not pointing out contradictions between Ziad’s reporting and the SOHR. I am pointing out contradictions between Ziad and Sana. If you are going to have a news site and report on world events then credibility is everything.

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Then don’t read my blog. Just because there are pockets of resistance here and there does not mean that the areas I refer to are not safe and secure. Some firefights in Dayr El-Zor mean nothing since most result in rat annihilation. Your comments coming for a so-called member of the bar only demonstrates you are a liar. If you were a member of the bar, which you are not, you would have no fear about announcing your identity. Stop your lying and stay away from our blog. ZAF

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I am a member of the bar, licensed in 2 states and Federal court since the 80’s. I lied about nothing. I pointed out the contradictions between your reporting and that of SANA. If anything I posted is untrue please point it out.

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hey mr anonymous lawyer. let me ask you a question. do you think the united states is ruled by the rule of law. yes or no? and if say yes, please explain. i am all ears….

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Anonymous August 6, 2013 at 12:41 PM

“I am a member of the bar…”

In other words, Jewish. I think everybody already figured that out before your announcement. 🙂

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good Zaid kick this num skull Zionist wahabees out of here let him/her
go and stroll some where else

salam to blood watchers
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salam to blood watchers

Ziad no sensorship please……….. you are not in Syria

ha ha ha

SALAM TO CIA MOSSAD LINK SMELLERS (INSPECTOR GADEGETS)
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SALAM TO CIA MOSSAD LINK SMELLERS (INSPECTOR GADEGETS)

WE ARE SIMPLE MUSLIMS BYE TAILS

(NOT CHRISTIAN ATHEIST SELEFI ,TEKFIRI………OK)

WE WISH PEACE

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Dear Ziad, enjoy reading your blog which is a v useful addition to MSM.

Ziad Fadel
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I guess that’s better than SNL Thanks, Ziad

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I have put in a lot of time at my local bar too, I reckon that counts for something.

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have you ever had a mandatory blood draw?

Ziad Fadel
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It does at SyrPer. We are notorious Bohemians and followers of George Bernard Shaw. He’s Irish, by the way. Ziad

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This entire blog post is devoid of any useful information.

Commandante Obama
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Exactly. Ziad and his anonymous “pals” are nothing more than carny barkers and pom-pom girls for the regime….which just lost an airbase to the rebels…

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Since you hide behind an anonymous label, I can only assume that you are a member of that rare breed of rodent who lives out his life purveying sour grapes and empty pontifications to fellow mediocrities. Since statistics are not useful to you, perhaps you might try reading Mad Magazine. That would suit your peculiar tastes for triviality. As far as Commandante Obama is concerned, he really ought to take a course in remedial English and Creative Thinking 101 at his local community college. Ziad

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great article, very amusing. hehe