LATAKIA SCENE OF "BIN LADEN’S" DEATH; SAUDI RODENT LEADER KILLED HIDING BESIDE CIVILIANS; RATS ADMIT DEFEAT IN LATAKIA

A file photo of Saudi militant commander, Abu Malik al-Shahri

SAUDI APE EXCREMENT AND BIN-LADEN LOOK-ALIKE KILLED WHILE HIDING BEHIND WOMENS’ SKIRTS NEAR AL-RUBAY’AH.  

And just when you thought you could stop guffawing over the silly operation that killed King Kong Ape Usaamaa Bin Laaden, you get to see what his clone looks like with 40 bullets in his simian abdomen.  According to Wael, the scene is pretty ugly.  This Saudi Scarabian, who fought in Afghanistan, training against Americans,  got full support from his quondam adversaries when he switched to Syria.  He then became in American parlance, a freedom-fighter.  His name?
ABU MAALEK AL-SHAHRI (Real name pending) 

Oh, he was a right-hand man for the illustrious son of Hashemite Jordan, Abu Mus’ab Al-Zarqawi whose exploits inspired him with scenes of video-taped beheadings,  serious looking, bearded men in masks posing like something in a Salafist GQ monthly, and blowing up buildings, well, just for the heck of it.  He was called the “Bin Laden of Syria” and, apparently, knew Bin Laden personally.  Wow! That must have been inspiring!
Known as a mass murderer and sociopath by everyone who met him (other than fellow sociopaths of whom there are many in Syria), he carved out a niche in the pornographic world of “snuff films”.  He particularly liked to kill everyone who was not a Wahhabist/Salafist/Takfiri moron like himself and his child-molesting father.  
He was shot by SAA sharpshooters with the same 23mm machine gun cannons our army keeps confiscating from the rats.  Good show.  Keep up the good work!!
Khirbat Al-Baaz:  A weapons cache uncovered and 4 rats killed.  No names.
Shaykh Nabhaan:  12 foreign hyenas killed.  Wael cannot get the names for puzzling reasons. 
Scene of hyena death in Shaykh Nabhaan.  This one was a personal friend of Robert Ford

Nabi Ashi’yaa Mountain:  (It means The Prophet Isaiah Mountain):  Scores of rats killed by helicopters and roving militia.  No names until tomorrow.  Continuing operation.
ALL THESE TOWNS NOW CLEAR  AND CLEAN IN NORTHER LATAKIA PROVINCE:  Balaata, ‘Arraamu, Istirba, Bayt Shukoohi, Talla, Kafriyya.  Come back and have a good time.
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