(Photo: courtesy of SANA)
It is becoming increasingly obvious that the plan to overthrow Dr. Assad’s government is not a simple whim. It is a strategic necessity for the NATO Terrorist Alliance and its Islamist confederates. The entire “opposition” front is collapsing in the south; has collapsed completely on the coast and is on the verge of seeing intimations of Hell in the north as soon as the 4th Mechanized Armored Division arrives and takes position. The expected arrival of that division under command of Maj. Gen. Maaher Al-Assad has ignited a firestorm of threats from the Islamist rodents in the town of Maayer near Aleppo threatening to use chemical weapons on the citizens of the 2 Shi’i towns of Nibbul and Al-Zahraa’. These two towns sit north of ‘Anadaan – the gateway into Aleppo. The statistical losses to the rat army of Islamist reactionaries are not sustainable for long. Here is the news from Der’ah where the disasters for the Jabhat Al-Nusra are taking a particularly morbid and final look:
On Friday, these were the dead criminal vultures sent to carrion Heaven by the SAA and militia:
Saahat Busraa: 2 IED factories destroyed with all remaining Qatari-supplied ordnance seized for use against the Saudi apes:
Ashraf ‘Uthmaan Al-Salmaan (JORDANIAN FLY GRUB)
Muhammad Hassan Saafi Al-Masaalima
Radhwaan Mahmoud Al-Maf’alaani
Zayd Saleem Al-Mukhayber
Hassan ‘Ali Al-Zuyooni
Saaber ‘Abdul-Khaaleq Al-Khattaab
Faarooq ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Sharaara
Fawzi Khaaled Shalaash
Ramzi ‘Ubayd Abu-Nabbood
Qusayy Yusuf Al-Mahaameed
Another 12 could not be identified and were carrying no papers or forged documents.
Al-Yaadooda: SAA crushed a nest of Islamist Devil Worshipers in this sleepy town:
Muhammad Mahmoud Abu-Sa’aada
Kareem ‘Udayy Al-Rijaami
Daawood ‘Issa Al-Kasam
Raaji Muhammad Al-‘Umari
Jamaal Deeb Khayreddeen
Another 3 could not be identified.
Ma’raba: 11 rats were killed but no names provided to Monzer.
Al-Nu’ayma: 6 vultures put to death here along with their Zionist-manufactured weapons. 3 taken prisoner:
Misbaah Hussayn Al-‘Adawi
‘Abdul-Haleem Nabeel Hamaami
“Abu Saaleh” (Id pending)
Khaleel Muhammad Abu-Ghilla
Ismaa’eel Ahmad Al-‘Abdullah
The 6th could not be identified.
Al-Jeeza: Confirmed 4 killed. All foreigners. Probably Joradnian weasels or Palesteezians.
Umm Walad: 28 confirmed rodent carcasses when a Hind helicopter unloaded the goodies on this nest of vermin. The scene at the top of this post is allegedly from Umm Walad:
Faadi Muhammad Al-Qurra
Sabaah ‘Abdul-Majeed Dhufayr
Mahmoud ‘Ali-Muhssen Jaamoos
Shaadi Hassan Matar
The rest have not been confirmed by documents or attestation. At least 8 of them are known foreigners with indications they are from the simian Peninsula.
Al-Muzayreeb: Confirmed 9 dead in a firefight with SAA. Only 1 name is confirmed:
Muhammad Jaadallah Rabee’ Shimiskaawi
Tafass: Almost purified and deloused. No stats other than 7 killed and 3 taken prisoner.
Al-Mataa’iyya: Sleepy rural hamlet with no claim to anything other than tasty grapes. 2 killed. No details.
Al-Tayyiba: 3 killed.
Al-Muzayreeb: Big fight with no details. Heavy militia involvement showing greater confidence in their capabilities. Our militia is a new army.
Al-Burayq: 4 confirmed dead rodents with 4 taken prisoner and wounded.
Kaheel: These fledgling buzzards were shot down while hovering over some dead human:
Faares Muhaammad Al-Faares
‘Ali Muhammad Abu-Jamaal
Mahmoud Hassan Al-‘Askari
Nawaa: Confirmed 19 killed and 11 taken prisoner in perhaps the last battle to clean this town up and delouse it:
Jabri Sa’eed Al-Kurd
The rest could not be postively identified. Some were Saudi Arabians.
Al-Nu’ayma: Confirmed 2 dead and 4 surrendering.
Al-Musayfira: Evidently a big battle here but no details. Monzer is frustrated because he heard that the J.N. took a big hit here. Also, some evidence of Saudi-manufactured chemical substances and gas masks were found. No details. SANA will probably announce this later.
DAMASCUS: BARZA TO BE COMPLETELY DELOUSED!! MAJOR VICTORY TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON AS RODENTS DIE IN DROVES:
Barza: The evidence is overwhelming. The SAA is rumbling through this area and the rats have no tunnels to crawl through. We are confirming the deaths of 261 rodents during the last 5 days of fighting. There are pockets of resistance, mostly from Jihadist freaks who think there is a Heaven awaiting them and deserters whose personal status is somewhat delicate:
Raateb Abu-Stayf (id pending)
Waleed Koosaa (He’s going to Hades with a zucchini stuck up his ……)
Muhammad Ziyaad Mousaa
Anas Ziyaad Moussa (Our congratulations to the Moussa family. Almost a hat trick)
Anas Faayez Khaleefa
‘Alaa’ Al-‘Ish (Why he will have his own little nest in Hell)
Haaroon Al-Zuruqta (Stung by a hornet named the SAA)
Dhiyaa’ Muhammad Al-‘Arbeeni
‘Ali Maaher Ma’tooq
Qaassem Al-‘Asali (Filasteezi snake vomit)
Jaaber Mahmoud Abu-Shanab
‘Abdu Khaaled Sayyaah (Yelling all the way to oblivion)
The rest on the list were not provided. I have asked Monzer to give me names of foreign weasels. He promises to try.
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Michel sends this video of FSA rats, some speaking with a Mesopotamian accent, firing at innocent electrical workers. It is unbelievable that the biggest rat, Obama, would actually give support to this amoral, nihilistic filth:
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