Despite the assistance of inept American CIA terrorist-enablers and Jordanian traitors, the rat army of the FSA and the Jabhat Al-Nusra are being literally decimated in Der’ah. Either it is the terrain which is not helpful to surreptitious movement or the generally poor training and discipline of these sub-standard vermin, the Syrian army continues to annihilate them in large numbers.
Al-Mulayha East and Naaheetaa: A bitter disagreement over the division of spoils and drugs caused a huge battle between branches of the Al-Qaeda franchises, The “Al-Tawheed Brigade” (yawn) and “Al-‘Abbaas Brigade” (double-yawn) in this rural area. The SAA was alerted to this by MI agents and they surrounded the area. Essentially, the SAA only intervened after the parties had expended all their ammo in killing one another. Good strategy. Once it was apparent the rats were finished, the SAA and NDF moved in for the kill and eradicated every one of these rats:
Mulhim Badee’ Al-Kaayed
Ismaa’eel Shirki Al-Zar’aan
Naasser Hussayn Al-‘Ammaareen
Mansour Hussein Al-‘Ammaareen
Muhammad Sitaam Al-Zu’bi
Usaamaa Naasser Al-Zu’bi
Another 13 could not be identified and are presumed to be foreign – most likely Jordanian rat excrement. Monzer has their names but is not permitted to reveal them for some reason.
AND BY THE WAY, OUR COMPLIMENS TO THE AL-‘AMMAAREEN AND AL-ZU’BI FAMILIES FOR THE SPAWNING OF SUCH STINKING LIZARDS WHO WILL NOW INCREASE THE POPULATION OF HADES. GOOD SHOW. WE’LL SEND YOU SOME FECAL WEEDS.
Tafass: Another miserably planned rat attack on our checkpoint here was a complete disaster as SAA regulars received a heads-up by way of drone surveillance and called in reinforcements from NDF and militia who were stationed around Al-Muzayreeb and the story goes like this:
Ahmad Ismaa’eel Al-‘Awda
Muhammad ‘Awwaad Al-Sa’di
Ahmad ‘Abdullah Al-Qamhaan
Muhammad Ahmad ‘Abdul-Ra’oof Al-Junaadi
‘Issa Shujaa’ Al-Tayaasina
‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Awadh Al-Muslim
Muhammad Qaassem Abu-Al-Sill
Mudhar ‘Aatef Al-Mutaawi’
Shaadi Sabri Sharaf
Another 8 could not be identified and are known to be foreigners.
Shaykh Miskeen: These were real retardates. According to Monzer, they were ordered to stop by security agents armed with light automatic weapons. They started to negotiate a surrender but changed their minds when the security unit’s commander told them they would have to be processed first. They opened fire and were killed to a rat:
Muhammad Hussayn Abu-Rummaan
‘Alaa’uddeen Nabeel Al-Hassan
Shaykh Miskeen: Wow. Another disaster (for rats, of course) when an IED they were trying to install in the town exploded and rendered them Rat-Spam:
Khaaled Maazen Al-Maf’alaani
The 3rd one is believed to foreign and remain unidentified and just in pieces over the disaster.
OUR COMPLIMENTS AGAIN TO THE AL-MAF’ALAANI FAMILY FOR THE FINE UPBRINGING THEY GAVE TO THEIR RAT LITTER. WE WILL BE SENDING YOU A BOUQUET OF FECAL WEEDS.
‘Itmaan: At the Green Mosque, roving scavengers met the Orkin Man and took a sniff from his bottle:
Ibraaheem Mustafaa Mahaameed (A family of scum lizards. More of these than any other family)
‘Ammaar ‘Issa Al-Faqeer
Muhammad Muheeb Al-Shihaadaat
Saaber Mansoor Al-Azbaki
Muhammad Marwaan Kanhoosh
Ghadeer Sa’adeddeen Salaama
Al-Hiraak: SAA destroyed a 23mm AA machine gun and killed 5 rats:
Adeeb Mustafaa Al-Tahhaan
Umar ‘Abdul-Raheem Khulayfa (LIBYAN BARBARY APE DROPPING)
‘Ali Mahmoud Al-Mahmoud
Ahmad Hikmaat Al-Mahmoud
Saamer ‘Ali Al-Kibreeti
MORE COMPLIMENTS AND FECAL WEED BOUQUETS TO THE AL-MAHMOUD FAMILY.
Al-Naaziheen Camp near the Reserve Bakery, 5 rodents were discovered trying to steal bread for their litter-mates. When they were told to stop, they opened fire with light assault weapons and were killed to a rat. We have only one name:
Old Damascus-Der’ah Highway: SAA dismantled 21 IEDs with 40kg payloads.
Khirbat Ghazaala: Rats attacked a checkpoint with the usual results. 3 dead rodents and the rest fled into the surrounding fields. They are being chased. No details.
Busraa Al-Shaam: Scene of one the world’s most beautifully preserved Roman colosseums. In a scene destined for Wile E. Coyote immortality, a booby-trapped car driven by a suicidal vulture attempted to approach the southern entrance to the town. The car was obviously driven by a terrorist and the SAA guards opened fire on it. When the car would not stop and began to accelerate, the SAA riddled it with bullets causing the wounded buzzard inside to predetonate his bomb which Monzer estimated to be at around 200kgs. He was vaporized, literally. Monzer says the investigating team at the scene couldn’t even find his fingernails.
Fighting is also reported in these towns although I have no details:
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
New evidence demonstrates the rat terrorists fired the CW in the East Ghouta. Enjoy:
Cartalucci debunks the nonsense from theWP about the CW report. Good stuff here:
Sister Agnes exposes the lies of the so-called Syrian opposition with this stunning display of chicanery. Note the photos of the Cairo massacres and the claimed deaths in Al-Ghouta (Thanks, Zak):