CONFIRMED: SYRIAN ARMY NOW CONTROLS ENTIRE AREA OF THE ZAMALKAA BRIDGE. As of last night, 9:30 p.m. Damascus time, all rats trying to hold on to the area of the bridge and its surrounding neighborhoods have been flushed out and exterminated. Here are some of the names arriving on our desk after PS collected carcasses:
Barza: Major advance into this rat stronghold in the area of the Tishreen Hospital and the Satellite Communication Education Building where a mortar was destroyed and 3 rodents sent to Hell.
Jawbar: A continuing battle for turf at the East Al-Manaasher Roundabout and the Electric Company. Because the battle is intense and final, nobody has been able to collect the identities of the carcasses strewn about the area. Monzer writes briefly that rat fatalities have exceeded 50 during the last 3 days.
Doumaa: At the Al-‘Aliya Farms, the SAA killed the following:
Zionist made weapons were found on the rats including CAPTAGON! These vermin were flying high.
Al-Reehaan East: NDF and SAA killed these jackals:
Note that the SAA also found Zionist weapons on these carcasses indicating a greater involvement by the Settler State, There can be no doubt of Bandar Bin Sultan’s collusion with the Zionist Abomination.
Harastaa: At the Salaahudeen (Saladin) Mosque southeast of the Water Institute. Police and militia ordered a car to stop. The passengers opened fire and went straight to Hell. Inside the Toyota were 8 assault rifles and lots of ammo and CAPTAGON.
Al-Mulayha in the East Ghouta: At the Tamiko Pharmaceutical Corp., SAA wiped out 12 rats and took 4 prisoner. No details available.
Al-Hujjayra: South Damascus near the Palestinian camp, 1 confirmed rat-skunk:
Dayr Salmaan Farms: SAA killed these pests:
Ayman Khudhur (rat leader)
‘Abu Khattaar” (id pending)
Shab’ah on the outskirts: 2 rats killed. No details. Reports are the rats are desperate to recapture this area. They do not have the manpower, apparently as the SAA envelops them around Barza.
Al-Dilba: A security raid nets 3 rodents. No names available.
Qudsiyya: 2 rat groups, ‘The Islam Brigade” and “The Monotheism Brigade” had a big fight over booty. When the SAA arrived, they found these rodent carcasses:
Jaad Abu-Lutfi (So polite, this fellow. What a shame he has to go to Hell.)
OUR FELICITATIONS AND CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GHAZZAAL FAMILY FOR THE NICE CONTRIBUTION MADE TO THE STATISTICS IN THE INFERNO. GOOD SHOW.
Daarayyaa: 2 tunnels are uncovered in the Al-‘Alaali area near the Four Seasons, each about 25 meters long. Inside the tunnels were rats who had escaped the Orkin Man earlier. Not any more:
Taareq Al-Haww (?)
Ziyaad Hummar (No, it’s not the German word for ‘lobster”!)
Al-Darkhabiyya: In the area of Al-Kiswa, SAA killed 19 rodents. Almost all had no papers on them. Believed to be a foreign unit coming out of the Zionist-occupied Golan Heights. No names.
Ma’loolaa in the high hills at the Ambassador Hotel. A sniper was killed along with these:
Abu-Al-Waleed Al-Ihsaani (SAUDI ARABIAN FLY LARVA. Id pending.)
Note also that 40 nuns and children are still trapped inside the St. Taqla Cathedral. We predict their release within the next 48 hours.
Dhahrat Mikhaa’eel north of Jub-‘adeen near Al-Rankoos, SAA annihilated a pack of rats carrying supplies and their beloved CAPTAGON:
Reemaa Farms in the Yabrood area of the Qalamoon Mountains. SAA killed these:
Radhwaan Muhammad Hassan
Shukri Fayssal Al-Abtahi
Qaassem ‘Ali Sha’baan
Also, in Yabrood, at the Sheep Market, Usaamaa ‘Assaali Farms, Al-Maloohi Hill and Al-Sahl, the SAA downed 23 rats. No details available. Lots of weapons seized.
Bloodaan: One of the capital’s most beautiful summer resorts close to the Lebanon Mountains at the Heavenly Restaurant, a cache of weapons headed for the Jabhat Al-Nusra was intercepted and all rodents involved killed to a rat. I have no names, yet.
‘Adraa: Pitiful performance by Jabhat Al-Nusra snakes results in 17 killed. No names available. Many foreigners here.
Shaqhab: Just in. An attack on a checkpoint resulted in all rodents being wiped out. An RPG, weapons and CAPTAGON were seized in usable condition. Among these were Zionist light weapons, cameras and ammo. No names available.
Al-Zabadaani: In the Eastern Hills, SAA sharpshooter sent this one to the frying pan:
The northern area of Latakia is now under the complete control of the SAA except for pockets of rats who either remained after the devastation they sustained in Al-Rubay’ah and Kinsibba, or who have managed to slither in in small numbers. The incompetence they are demonstrating is proof of their foreign origin. While the Turks try to liaise foreigners with Syrians, even the latter at times seem disoriented because of the difficult terrain and the proliferation of militia and NDF forces all along entry corridors.
Bayt Ibliq: Disaster for rats again as the SAA and its allies have mastered the techniques of surrounding and snuffing out slinky weasels like these:
Khaaled Al-Daraawisha (PALESTEEZIAN FRUIT FLY GRUB)
‘Imaad Ibn Jawhar (ALGERIAN SWINE SNOT)
Al-Rubay’ah: Killing these apes is becoming embarrassingly easy with all those wonderful scopes we have captured from Bandar’s legions. The night vision equipment has been especially useful to our SF.
‘Adnaan Khayrallah (PALESTEEZIAN WORM SLIME. It’s the name of Saddam’s cousin.)
Iyaad Shaykh Al-Sooq (PALESTEEZIAN HOG SLOP)
Ahmad Al-Qabawaat (PALESTEEZIAN HYENA CHANCRE)
Mustafaa Zaytoona (IRAQI MERD)
Zaahed Hamaama (IRAQI STOOL SAMPLE)
Taajeddeen Sibaahi (EGYPTIAN ASP PUS)
‘Aadel Al-Nawras (EGYPTIAN FUNGUS)
‘Aadel Al-Maaher (MOROCCAN FLY MUCOUS)
Huge and decisive battle going on now in Jabal Al-Arba’een (Mountain of Forty). SAA has pulled out all the stops and is pulling no punches. This is to exterminate the rats of the Jabhat Al-Nusra once and for all. At the villages surrounding the mountain, these carcasses have been identified. The fact that our forces can take the time to confirm identities is an indication of the campaign’s success:
Muhssen Khaaled Al-Qaaboo’ah
Wael writes that over 40 other carcasses cannot be identified because of fake papers or no papers at all.
Ma’arrat-massreen: They are trying to come back for hidden booty. No luck:
ALEPPO: We believe that the FSA-J.N./ISIS conflict has triggered the SAA’s new assault on Aleppo. Northern Tempest appears to be in full swing:
Al-Maalikiyya Village: Heavy fighting with SAA advancing on rat positions.
Salaahuddeen Quarter in the City: 4 dead rats confirmed as they tried to infiltrate inside.
‘Assaan Village: 5 cars loaded with weapons from Turkey are destroyed in a 5-minute exchange. All rats incinerated by RPGs and helicopters. Major mess for J.N.
Central Prison in the north of the city: No more nice guy. SAA took the battle straight to the rats and killed over 62 during the last 3 days. No names yet.
Aleppo City: At the Sirbayaan Pool, confirmed 13 rodents sent to Mephiso’s Orphanage. 6 cars destroyed and all ammo in vapor.
The rest had no papers.
Bayaanoon: Near the Turk border, SAA and militia kill 3 rats.
‘Ibteen to the north and east of ‘Azzaan, fighting with no details.
Dayr Jamaal: At the Fayssal Granary, clashes. No details.
Al-Daab: No details about fighting.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: ISIS took it hard:
Mustafaa Taahaa Masstu
Another 7 could not be identified. Bearded apes.
Al-Wudhayhi: Clashes with no details.
Al-Shaykh Sa’eed: 4 killed with only one being identified:
Kuwayris: Near the airbase, lots of weapons confiscated for our militias. No details.
Al-Jadeeda: Launchers for missiles destroyed.
Rasm Al-‘Abbood: Fighting with no details.
Dayr Haafer: 2 cars with weapons north of the town’s entrance are stopped and destroyed. All passengers were foreigners. The cars have Turkish license plates.
Kafrkaar: And Banaan Al-Huss, 2 vans with heavy machine guns are spotted, intercepted, stopped and destroyed by NDF. No details.
Al-Nayrab East, rats tried to infiltrate to Al-Maalikiyya near Al-Minaara Gas Station; all 6 were killed:
The other 3 could not be identified.
Al-Ashrafiyya at the X-O Restaurant, 9 rats killed and all weapons confiscated and delivered to militia.
Maqla’ Bani Junayd, south of Al-Raamoosa, a heavy caliber machine gun is seized.
Al-Layramoon north of Aleppo, 23 confirmed rats killed. No details.
Bani Zayd at the residences, fighting with no details.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
John Esq. sends this incisive article by Eric Margolis in which Obama is made to appear like some hypocritical rube in the presence of the KGB masterspy, Putin:
Michael in Strasbourg sends this article about Zionist soldiers beating up on EU diplomats in the West Bank trying to bring help to Palestinians. You have to see the pictures. And where’s the U.S.?
Almanar reports this new division in the rat constellation of rodent groups based on Liar of the Year Nominee Rami Abdul-Rahman’s SOHR. Hardly reliable, but, entertaining nonetheless. Almanar should edit its English edition better:
Here is a must-read from Tony Cartalucci which refutes Brown Moses’ preposterous defense of the rat terrorist killers in Syria and the CW:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Enjoy this bunker-buster landing on the heads of a gaggle of Allahu Akbar-spouting coyotes: