FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 – DER’AH: AL-SHAYKH SA’AD LIBERATED AND DELOUSED BY SYRIAN ARMY; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

DER’AH: SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE ANNOUNCES THE COMPLETE LIBERATION OF AL-SHAYKH SA’AD.  ALL NESTS OF VULTURES, ALL REMAINS OF RODENTS AND ALL TRACES OF THEIR DISEASED PRESENCE HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED!  THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF A CAMPAIGN THAT WILL BRING ANNIHILATION TO THE AMERICAN-SAUDI-ZIONIST RAT ARMY.  WE ARE PLEASED TO REPORT TO YOU ALSO, THAT OVER 117 OF THE RATS SURRENDERED YESTERDAY AND ASKED FOR CONSIDERATION UNDER THE NOW-EXPIRED AMNESTY OFFER. 

مصادرة صواريخ إسرائيلية وتدمير أوكار وتجمعات للإرهابيين في ريف درعا

THE JORDANIAN-BASED “JIHADIST SALAFI MOVEMENT” ANNOUNCED THE ARRIVAL OF THEIR DEAR BELOVED APE, ‘ALI ‘ABDULLAH SALAAH, IN HELL YESTERDAY IN A PRESS CONFERENCE IN AMMAN, JORDAN.  The louse-ridden monkey was killed in fighting in Der’ah according to SyrPer sources. 

For a good map of the battleground, click on this:

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Daraa&country=SY

Muhijja Village:  A Truck loaded with Zionist-manufactured missiles, 36 60mm mortar shells and a Sears Catalog of ammo was stopped and incinerated yesterday by crack SAA troops.  The driver went up in flames with his cargo and could not be identified.  The Zionist missiles were referred to as LAU.

Der’ah City:  At the Old Customs Building in which rodents were hiding, the Orkin Man paid a visit and collected the following plague-carrying vermin:

‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Abdullah Hammooda
Iskandar Sulaybi
Fadhlallah Al-Masaalima (Another clan of morons who have guaranteed their own extinction with these rats)
Ghassaan Al-Mahroos
Farzaat Qutayfaan 
Durayd Ismaa’eel

Another 3 could not be identified.  

READERS NOTE:  The Syrian Army is proving quite adept at tracking supplies from Jordan.  Any talk you hear from Jordanian officials denying reports that terrorists operate from their territory are outright lies.  In fact, the Zionist Settler State uses Jordanian routes to resupply the mercenary rat armies of both Saleem Idrees and Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (J.N.)  However, with the assistance of China, Russia, drones and a whole host of sympathetic Jordanian Arab nationalists, the on-going effort to resupply and reinforce is coming a major cropper.

مقتل إرهابي سعودي وتدمير رشاشات ثقيلة ومستودعات أسلحة في ريف حمص

Nawaa:  Fierce fighting to liberate this very important town outside Der’ah.  Major advances reported as the SAA and militia drive hard into people’s homes used by the rats to store ammunition and weapons.  Monzer reports that MI is monitoring every communication as the rats have now given up on some of the very advanced equipment they received from the U.S. and are using cellphones.  No reinforcements are coming.  SyrPer predicts that Nawaa will fall within the next 72 hours.  The rat situation here is desperate.

Ghadeer Al-Bustaan:  Heavy fighting with Syrian army crushing J.N. terrorists inside and in the farms around this town.  No details.

‘Adwaan:  6 confirmed rats dispatched to Old Cootie’s Kitchen:

Bassaam Awtaari
Mu’izz-Al-Deen Ruhayli
‘Abdul-Samad Abu-Salmaan
Muhammad Al-Habeeb
Jihaad Tarroob
‘Ismaat Sha’alaan

‘Ayn Al-Baashaa:  No details about fighting here.

Al-Za’roora:  Soon to be liberated.  Rats desperate.  No details.

Al-Heeraan:  No details.

‘Itmaan:  Monzer very confident as SAA confirms 16 rats carcasses.  All foreigners:

Bil-Kaayed ‘Abdul-Sattaar (MOROCCAN FLY DROPPING)
No other carcass contained identification.  Even this Moroccan is suspect because he appears Somali.

Inkhil:  Aramaic imperative tells you about this town’s history.  Fighting.  No names.

Al-Nu’ayma:  Fighting and no details.

AL-RAQQA:  PYD (PKK) ROUTS JABHAT AL-NUSRA RODENTS AND KILLS 7.  2 KURDISH MARTYRS KILLED BY MORTAR SHELL AT JANDARI.

DAMASCUS:  

Al-Qaaboon:  Security forces killed several rodents in this area which is about to be deloused:

Hussayn Al-Shadeed
Maaher Al-Khurafi
Ibraaheem Kuhayl

Jawbar Quarter:  At the Mid-Corniche, confirmed 7 vultures dead and 12 taken prisoner:

Mufeed Sulaymaan
“Abu-Qataada” (Another Qataada! Yawn. Id pending)
Shareef Al-Haffaar (He’s now digging down to Hell)
Maalek Ahmad
‘Ali Farjaat
Rajab ‘Atiyya
Muhammad Wadee’

Harastaa:  Big truck loaded with weapons is spotted east of the Salaahuddeen Mosque.  The driver was killed as he tried to evade Justice.  WE HAVE TO THANK PRIME MINISTER MILEIKOWSKI OF THE ZIONIST SETTLER STATE AND PRINCE CHIMPANZEE OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THIS FABULOUS GIFT FOR OUR MILITIAS :

Ayman Al-Kharj

Doumaa:   At the Shiffooniyya (Chiffonier) Farms area.  Another truck with weapons was stopped and a firefight took place.  The battle was lopsided and these 2 rodents to a cold balloon down to Hell:

Maajed ‘Uthmaan
Subhi Mustafaa

ONCE AGAIN, WE THANK BENNY MILEIKOWSKI OF THE ZIONIST SETTLER STATE AND PRINCE ORANGUTAN OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THE WONDERFUL VARIETY OF ROCKETS AND AMMO FOR OUR MILITIAS.

Shab’ah Farms:  Liberated town.  Fighting by desperate buzzards outside, on the margins.  WE CAN CONFIRM THAT JORDANIAN, SAUDI, KUWAITI AND IRAQI FLIES WERE AMONG THE DEAD.  WE WILL HAVE DETAILS TOMORROW.  Over 61 rodents, flies and vultures killed here.

Al-Hujjara to the South of Damascus:  Another Jabhat Al-Nusra grub die-hard died hard:

‘Abdul-Rahmaan Haamed

Al-Qaasimiyya-Al-Dilya Junction, these insects were swatted down:

Muhannad Maryam
‘Izzeddeen Al-Zanaaneeri
Zayn Al-Taajer

Al-Bilaaliyya:  A car filled with expensive weapons, scopes, night-vision equipment and ammo belonging to the “Brigades of Al-Ghouta’s Shield” (yawn) was sent to the junk yard along with its driver.  Another passenger survived by surrendering and giving MI the other’s known nom de guerre:

“Al-Nims” (“The Weasel”.  How appropriate. Id pending)

WHAT CAN WE SAY?  HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE THANK PRINCE MARMOSET OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THESE FABULOUS GIFTS?

Daarayyaa:  The BRIGADE OF RUKNEDDEEN’S MARTYRS (yawn) gave these up yesterday:

Saleem Al-Dala’ayn
Burhaan Al-‘Utari
Muhammad Al-Nakkaash (He’s hoe-ing his way to Hades now)

MA’LOOLAA:  At the Ambassador Hotel on the mountain north of the town, the SAA catapulted these goose droppings straight to Belial’s Hothouse:

Yusuf Diyaab
Faarooq Shammaama
Muhammad Al-Qaassem

And then, at Dhahrat Mikhaa’eel, north of Jubb-‘adeen (the word “Jubb” means “well” as for water) and south of Al-Sarkha Valley and Al-Musaytba Hillock near the Bertha Farms in the area of Rankoos (Whew!), the Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 36 rodents.  According to Monzer, the SAA confiscated 4 crates of brand new AK47 rifles manufactured in China along with ammo.  No names of carcasses, yet.

BUT, THANKS AGAIN, PRINCE GIBBON MONKEY OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THIS MARVELOUS GIFT.

Yabrood in the Qalamoon Mountains, fighting intense in Ra’s Al-‘Ayn, Al-Naassiriyya and Al’Itna.  No details for now. 

HOMS:

Al-Hilaal Farm:  A 23mm machine gun cannon was seized and immediately given to NDF.  No details.

Hamad Wells:  2 cockroaches were caught crawling in the fields looking for water.  They got fire instead:

Jaaber Zahreddeen
‘Abdul-Kareem Al-Faayez

Fighting with no details today in these areas.  Wa’el is taking the day off (lazybones) and I’m stuck with SANA only:

‘Uqayrabaat
Al-Sukhna East
‘Arshooni
Mannookh
Jabal Well in rural Palmyra (Tadmur)

In other areas:

Keeseen
Talbeesa East at the Convalescent Home for the Elderly
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera
Baab Hood in the City near the Al-Za’faraan Mosque
Al-Warsha behind the Hamawi Tower
Al-Qaraabees west of the National Hospital.  SANA says 9 rats went down.
Dayr Fool:  A number of rodents killed from the J.N.  A Saudi monkey is among them.
Al-Ghantu
Al-Za’faraaniyya
Rasm Al-Sab’
Ruhoom
Abu-Al-Hawaadeeb
Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah
Baab Al-Turkmaan

ALEPPO:   I have areas of fighting in Aleppo but no reports from Wael which makes me feel uncomfortable.
SANA reports fighting at ‘Azeeza:

Ismaa’eel Hijaazi
Mahmoud Sh’aar
Farhaan Hassan Kassaar

I’ll have details tomorrow.  ZAF

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

Laugh hard as Saleem Idrees gnashes his teeth:

http://aconservativeedge.wordpress.com/2013/09/26/alliance-of-rebel-groups-calls-for-an-islamist-syria-not-a-u-s-backed-democracy/

More refutation of the lying American position that Damascus ordered the CW attack.  It’s getting embarrassing to listen to Obama carp about this like Colin Powell at the U.N.:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/09/26/video-rockets-in-damascus-cw-attack-fired-from-makeshift-flatbeds/

Lavrov’s interview with the WP has some interesting points. Worth reading:

http://voiceofrussia.com/2013_09_26/Full-text-of-Sergei-Lavrovs-interview-to-the-Washington-Post-8869/

Lew Rockwell’s site raises more interesting questions and accurately calls Obama a war criminal:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/09/paul-craig-roberts/who-will-liberate-us/

Jo6pac sends this clever and trenchant article about the handshake that never happened with a lot more. Thanks Jo,

http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/09/24/the-handshake-that-never-happened/

And Jo sends another salvo of Obama-lies for our readers:

http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/09/24/the-handshake-that-never-happened/

Mr. Geir sends this about Obama as Antichrist and Christian killer:

http://beforeitsnews.com/christian-news/2013/09/obama-behind-slaughtered-christians-antichrist-at-work-video-2483336.html

Bot Tak sends this about Americans consistently, and intelligently, disapproving of Obama’s miserable policies on Syria:

http://voiceofrussia.com/news/2013_09_25/Poll-Americans-disapprove-Obamas-foreign-policy-5379/

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT FROM DUDLEY DO RIGHT OF THE RCMP:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=613_1380196192

THANKS, DUDLEY FROM SNIDELY:

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