FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 – CHRISTIAN CITY CLEANSED OF OBAMA’S CHECHEN RODENT TERRORISTS AS PROMISED BY SYRPER; ASSAD ORDERS SAA TO SINK AMERICAN SHIPS; RUSSIA THICKENS ITS PRESENCE IN THE MEDITERRANEAN; NEWS AND BALONEY FROM EVERYWHERE

Syrian historic town of Ma

MA’LOOLAA HAS BEEN CLEANSED COMPLETELY OF THE CHECHEN RODENT INFESTATION.  THE SYRIAN ARMY’S REACTION WAS SUDDEN AND TOTAL WITH 49 RATS KILLED AS THE ARMY SURROUNDED AND SNUFFED THEM OUT.  CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PEOPLE OF MA’LOOLAA.

We are pleased to report that our prediction yesterday, based on intel from Syria, proved to be correct as to the exact hour.  The Syrian army, which was devastated on Wednesday by a Jordanian suicide bomber operating for the Chechen group, “Brigades of the Immigrants” (yawn), recovered its bearings immediately and took control of all quarters in the city by Thursday at 11:00 p.m. Damascus time.  

The details are that a Jordanian national vermin had prayed and was given the assurances of eternal life by some quack fake-Muslim shaman 2 hours before he got behind the wheel of a Mercedes truck loaded with a ton of military-grade TNT and apparently C-4.  The truck was reinforced with protective metal to prevent SAA soldiers from disabling him before he reached the checkpoint at the northern entrance to the city.  The terrorist rodents had gotten used to the SAA’s quick response to approaching trucks and provided protection in just the right amount to allow the Jordanian weasel to reach his goal. 

Monzer reports that a resourceful sergeant in charge of the unit reported the advance of a “suspicious” truck and was told to order it to stop.  When it did not, the sergeant ordered his men to open fire.  When the truck did not stop after being riddled with hundreds of shells, an RPG was fired at its engine compartment.  That was too late as the truck had reached a high rate of speed and was hurtling toward the checkpoint.  Some soldiers were saved by armored vehicles and trenches around the checkpoint.  All told, though, 13 SAA fighters were martyred by this Satanic monster who is now swimming in his own impersonal Oblivion.

After the usual Chechen-style slaughter-orgy now familiar to Syria-watchers, the SAA regrouped under command of a Major Salaah —– and worked around the Chechen rats.  Just a few hours ago, the word came that the SAA broomed them out of existence as of last night.  There were no rat survivors but 2.  The only names of carcasses sent by Monzer are:

“Abu Al-Qafqaas Al-Sheeshaani” (CHECHEN INTESTINAL PARASITE)
Muslim Ghurbaal
‘Ali Jabaara

There were many foreigners among this particular group which originated in the Dayr El-Zor area.

PRESIDENT ASSAD ORDERS SYRIAN ARMY ON FULL MILITARY ALERT AND ORDERS ALL OPTIONS FOR DEFENSE OF SYRIA IN THE HANDS OF THE GENERAL STAFF.  AMERICAN SHIPS TO BE SUNK IN THE SEA AND NO QUARTER GIVEN. 

SyrPer has learned that Dr. Assad has now placed the military portfolio in the hands of the Chief of the General Staff, Lt. Gen. Ali Ayoub with the instruction that all options for the defense of the homeland are “on the table”.  

(Courtesy of Def.Update.Com)

With this comes our warning to the American people about the inane policies of this Affirmative Action moron in the White House:  Do not be harsh toward the Syrian people if your ships are adrift in the Mediterranean and your sailors’ floating carcasses are nibbled away by the local denizens.  This is strictly your government’s doing!  There is still a chance.  You can call your senators and representatives and tell them you are vehemently opposed to the use of American force in Syria.  Don’t hesitate.  You might be saving the lives of hundreds, if not thousands of American sailors.

Do not be fooled or comforted by the range of the Yakhont Anti-Ship Missile shown in this image.  When fired from naval vessels or aircraft, the range is much wider and covers the area where the U.S.’s five missile cruisers are located. 

Many Americans, especially the imbeciles in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, were not told about Syria’s vast arsenal of anti-ship missiles – most from Russia and some from Iran.  The entire Syrian coast is speckled with various missile platforms (some decoys, of course) being readied for use against the U.S. navy positioned off the coast of Syria.

WE HAVE IT FROM THE BEST SOURCES THAT PRESIDENT ASSAD HAS ORDERED THE GENERAL STAFF TO PRESS THE BUTTON ON ALL DEFENSE MECHANISMS IF AND WHEN THE U.S. FIRES ITS FIRST SALVO OF DOOMED TOMAHAWK MISSILES.  WE ALSO KNOW THAT SYRIA WILL “LIGHT UP” ITS COMPLEX NETWORK OF ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILE DEFENSES THE MOMENT RUSSIAN AND CHINESE SATELLITES PICK UP ANY MOVEMENT OF AIRCRAFT OUT OF TURKEY, JORDAN OR SAUDI ARABIA.  THIS IS A NO-WIN SITUATION FOR OBAMA AND THE U.S.

RUSSIA IS FURTHER THICKENING ITS FLEET IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AHEAD OF THE DISASTROUS AMERICAN/SAUDI PLAN TO ATTACK SYRIA.  

Russia has announced that the huge transport ship “Nikolai Filchenko” is leaving its home base of Sevastopol and is heading for Novorossiisk to pick up a “special cargo” for delivery to Syria.  Along with this ship, the Russian Admiralty has sent two more destroyers to Syria’s coast:  The Smetlivy and Nastoichivy. I’m sure Fadi will want to add these to his map.

Rumors are that the “special cargo” is advanced anti-aircraft equipment.  SyrPer does not want to speculate openly about this.  I will let my readers imagine what the cargo might me.

I know this is not the Filchenko.  It’s a nice picture showing a Russian ship at Tartous.

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NEWS AND BALONEY FROM AROUND THE WORLD:

Good article from Der Spiegel in English demonstrates most are with Putin on the Syrian question:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/obama-and-putin-still-far-apart-on-syria-at-the-g20-in-russia-a-920735.html#ref=rss

Fascinating article about Chechen fighters and their motivations.  I think the author misses another point, though, that some come to Syria for money:

http://eaworldview.com/2013/09/syria-feature-why-chechen-militants-broke-away-from-the-islamic-state-of-iraq-ash-sham/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=syria-feature-why-chechen-militants-broke-away-from-the-islamic-state-of-iraq-ash-sham

“Bomb Syria, Even if it’s Illegal!”.  Gee Whizzzzzz!:

http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2013/09/no-law-will-stop-obamas-democracy-bombs.html 

Anon sends this containing the entire letter from Pope Francis to Pres. Putin:

http://en.radiovaticana.va/news/2013/09/05/pope_francis_writes_letter_to_president_putin_of_russia_ahead_of_g20/en1-725816  

JOHN ESQ. SENDS THESE FANTASTIC ARTICLES TO US:

STANDOUT ARTICLE SEND BY JOHN ESQ WITH PAT BUCHANAN RUMBLING INTELLIGENTLY ABOUT THE USELESSNESS OF OBAMA AND HIS CRIMINAL PLANS:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/09/patrick-j-buchanan/no-war-on-syria/

Lew Rockwell does it again with incisive analysis:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/09/no_author/10-unproven-claims-for-war/

My son Leith sends this article showcasing unbelievable American hypocrisy:

http://www.ipsnews.net/2013/08/u-s-selling-cluster-bombs-worth-641-million-to-saudi-arabia/

I like the FBI.  They’re very professional and usually keep their promises.  Here, they’ve been sic’ed on the Syrian Electronic Army for no good reason. This was sent by one of my readers who is unidentified:

http://rt.com/usa/fbi-adds-sea-wanted-list-484/

Another reader sent me this via email.  You’ll love the picture of hypocrite Kerry at the senate hearing:

http://rt.com/op-edge/obama-attack-syria-g20-law-461/

Another reader sends this about Russian findings at Khan Al-Asal and possible ties to Al-Ghouta:

http://rt.com/news/chemical-aleppo-findings-russia-417/

Mike in Strasbourg sends this with a nice summary of the American public’s hostility to war in Syria:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/03/syria-airstrike-polls_n_3861639.html

Dudley Do Right sends this one showcasing the idiocy of Kerry. 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/05/us-syria-crisis-usa-rebels-idUSBRE98405L20130905

Michel sends this from Pepe Escobar with the usual cynical turns of phrase:

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/MID-05-060913.html

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