We have names of some of the 117 carcasses from Monzer. There are many Jordanian rodents in the group.
‘Ali Hassan Jaraad
I have more names but little time to finish the post.
Al-Zabadaani in the Eastern Hills. The SAA and militia ground scurrying rodents into an unappetizing pate de rongeur Hollandaise as preparations go on to completely eradicate the scum in this once prosperous mountain resort:
‘Abdul-Sattaar Al-Saamirraa’iy (IRAQI SEWER SNAKE)
Mahmoud Abu-Al-Nusoor (Now he’s soaring with the buzzards)
“Abu Al-Shirwaal” (Id pending)
“Abu Ahmad” (Id pending. a/k/a “Imaad”)
Another 7 could not be identified even with the help of the 12 rodents captured. They appear to be foreign.
Al-Qaaboon: 2 rats killed skulking around abandoned homes looking for cheese:
Jawbar: At the Electrical Company, this scavenger was put to rest:
Al-Dhiyaabiyya Farms: NDF made mincemeat out of these pigs:
Zamalkaa: Near the Al-‘Adnaan Mosque, a rat nest was roused and routed. I have no details about the 7 carcasses and 4 prisoners.
Al-Husayniyya: SAA killed these creeping cockroaches:
Al-Hujjayra: Firefight went badly for cowardly rodents:
Doumaa: At the Al-‘Ibb Farms, 16 confirmed rats, 13 of whom are non-Syrian with 2 confirmed Saudi apes:
Al-Bihaariyya Farms: Nice ambush with stupid, inferior rodents falling into it:
Taahaa ‘Abdul-Jabbaar Al-Khateeb
Daarayyaa: A nice cache of weapons, brand new, falls into our hands for use against Saudis. We also tagged an old sniper:
Al-Zabadaani in the East Hills: Nice job of killing nihilists. No details. Battle almost over and into clean-up.
Al-Ruhayba: A cousin of General Zoomba in Turkey was put down and sent to the Stygian depths:
Rat-Stats are coming in quite furiously as the extent of the damage and horror inflicted on this historically important Christian city are finally being absorbed. Families who fell into the grip of the Chechen nihilist atheist fake-Muslims were forced to kneel and convert to Islam lest they be shot in the presence of other Christian families. OBAMA! YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL!
In any case, near the Ambassador Hotel in the city, at the Waadi Al-Saleeb (Valley of the Cross) and at the junction of St. Sarkis Church, the last rodents were exterminated. SAA confiscated Saudi-bought heat-seeking missiles and a mortar. We will use these to annihilate the entire Saud Family.
Penny, one of our readers, sent this touching article about the town:
Al-Qaraabees: On the road between Al-Massaabigh and Nizaar Qabbaani Avenue, militia liquidated several accounts. When the audit was finished, these stinking rat carcasses were listed:
Another 2 could not be identified.
Clean-up now reported in Al-Qusoor, Al-Khaalidiyya Village and Al-Daar Al-Kabeera. No details.
Talbeesa: A nest of rats near the Cultural Center in Al-Mashjar Neighborhood was raided today by SAA and these denizens sent to the warmer climes of Hell:
IRAQI RODENTS COMING FROM THE EAST ARE CAPTURED IN AL-WA’AR.
Baab Hood: An entire unit of rodents was destroyed east of the Engineering Building near the Al-Zaawiya Mosque. Total confirmed deaths: 6. No details.
Al-Qaraabees: Area of National Hospital, a 50kg IED was dismantled expertly.
Al-Mashrafa: The SAA dismantled another 2 IEDs with a 30kg payload in a cemetery. The bombs were hidden in plastic bags.
Al-Ghaariyya East and Khirbat Ghazaala Road, SAA ambushed and killed these snakes:
Dam Road and the Naaziheen Camp in the city, near the Atmospheric Observatory, the SAA put down 11 rodents. I have no details.
Al-Hiraak: A warehouse filled with nice gifts from the stinking Saudi ape, Bandar, was seized and all contents distributed to the NDF and militia. THANK YOU, STINKING APE BANDAR!
Al-Yaadoodiyya: Fighting with no details.
Al-Nu’ayma: 3 Jordanian rats were killed. Monzer is trying to get their names.
‘Itmaan: SAA responded to an urgent call from citizens to MoI. I have not details other than the fact that the problem was resolved with “extreme prejudice”.
Nawaa: Area of Al-Hamza Mosque, 2 rodents killed and a mother lode of new weapons from Arabia (via Jordan) seized. What a nice gift:
Siqaylbiyya – Muharda Highway: 2 trucks belonging to the “Seven Santini Brothers” were ordered to stop by very alert SAA checkpoint guards. When they did not stop, they died and all brand new weapons were confiscated for use against the sender (Saudi Arabia):
OUR COMPLIMENTS TO THE AL-SAHH FAMILY FOR CONTRIBUTING THESE ROACHES TO THE GROWING POPULATION IN HELL
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Qaader Al-Saaleh
Al-Huwayja: In the Ghaab Valley. 10 confirmed carcasses. No details.
Qassaabeen: Jabhat Al-Nusra went down in numbers. All 18 were not carrying papers and are presumed to be foreign.
Kafr Nabbooda: Also in the Ghaab, confirmed 2 dead in firefight. No names.
Siqaylbiyya – Hamaa Road: An IED was seen and dismantled.
Al-Jubayla: News is coming in of a major clash between SAA/NDF and J.N. at a building. Reports are that over 28 rodents have been counted dead. No details, yet.
Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge at the Al-Halabiyya Roundabout and the 7 Kilometer Roundabout close to the Kunaamaat Bridge, confirmed 5 rodents shot trying to escape in boats.
A fight is going on now at a salt mine where rats were discovered hiding. I have no details now.
Muraatt Village: Only 1 rat is identified among this group believed to be mostly Iraqi:
Al-Junayna: NDF foiled an attempt to smuggle an oil tanker filled with crude to Turkey.
Al-Kasra Town: Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 4 buzzards:
Al-SubhaVillage: 4 vultures went down belonging to the J.N. when a rocket in their Toyota went off in a Wile E. Coyote Moment:
“Abu-Al-Faarooq” (Id pending)
“Abu Radhwaan” (Id pending)
The other 2 could not be identified because we are still looking for their body parts.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
SYRIAN WOMAN LEVELS MUCH VITRIOL AT MCCAIN. A MUST SEE. Thanks, John Esq.:
Read this prophetic article that blows away the nonsense:
If Alalam in Iran knows this, then the Iranian government also knows. The American plan is going to fail:
Al-Qaeda’s man in Washington, John McCain. What a fitting end to a career of deception:
Lew Rockwell gives offers a nice summary for the ever-growing number of ships in the Mediterranean:
Kerry as “crypto-jew”:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: Maria sends this short, but hilarious clip. Watch the cameraman at the end: