FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES OBAMA’S TERRORISTS AGAIN IN LATAKIA; OBAMA SHAMES THE UNITED STATES IN TYPICAL OUTBURST AGAINST PRES. PUTIN;

LATAKIA:

HORRIFIC (READ: LOVELY) DISASTER BEFALLS THE NATO/SAUDI RAT TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA.  RATS DIE LIKE LEMMINGS AS SYRIAN ARMY UNLEASHES NEW TECHNOLOGY

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This soldier draws a bead on crawling vermin in the northern countryside.  He will drop his usual quota.

SAAQIYAT AL-KART:  This is again in northern Latakia Province near the Turkish border.  The Syrian army, with backing from the NDF,  spotted and surrounded a pack of rats trying to infiltrate this very well-protected area with optimal results.  Wael saw the battle from a distance and sends us this list of confirmed carcasses:

Faares Al-Shawwaa (PALESTIZIAN FLY CARRYING SYRIAN PAPERS)
Barakaat ‘Attaar (SAUDI ARABIAN DUNG BEETLE)
Dahrooj Abu Qubba (LIBYAN SCION OF A RETARDED RACE OF BARBARY APES)
Ismaa’eel ‘Azeeq (MOROCCAN SCHMOROCKAN SEWER SNAKE)
Qassaab Al-Kamraan (JORDANIAN PIG SNOT)
Rasheed Al-Ruzz (JORDANIAN HYENA SPUTUM)
Maaher Al-Shaddaad
Ahmad Shaykh Ahmad
Maqsood Al-Ghaanem (KUWAITI DOG TICK)
Shukri ‘Abdul-Rahmaan
Shaadi Nawwaar
Mustafaa Abu-Kimaaj
Hilaal Muhammad
‘Atiyya Dabboos

11 others could not be identified and are believed to be foreign.

BUT HERE’S THE KILLER:  THIS KUWAYTI WOMAN AND SEX JIHADIST WAS ALSO KILLED IN THE FIREFIGHT.  SHE WAS KNOWN AS “NOOR AL-IMAAN” (LIGHT OF FAITH) BECAUSE OF HER PRINCIPLED ISLAMIST PROMISCUITY AND WILLINGNESS TO SLEEP WITH SMELLY, UNBATHED AND COMPLETELY UNREFINED PRIZE HOGS.  SHE IS:

Sultaana Al-Khaaled (KUWAYTI STRUMPET AND VANESSA REDGRAVE IMPERSONATOR)

 

Here are the detail:  At 4:00 a.m. yesterday, Damascus time, very observant infantrymen spotted a procession of 4 vans entering the Province from the area of Yayladaaghi.  The captain in charge reported this to regional command and received orders to allow the caravan into closer areas, especially where their flank would be blocked by a wall of rocks and a steep ravine.  He did that and then had his battalion open fire in a hail of bullets and heavy machine guns.  Wael tells me that our spotters had American supplied night vision equipment captured from other rats in battles around Syria.  WE WANT TO THANK PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR PROVIDING THIS EQUIPMENT TO THE SYRIAN ARMY.  VERY USEFUL.

The 4 vans were very cleverly loaded with 23mm machine guns and several spare AK47 assault rifles with 3 crates of ammo.  ONCE AGAIN, WE MUST THANK PRINCE BANDAR OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THE NDF’S ARSENAL.  

MARJ KHAWKHA:  In what appears to be a coordinated effort to infiltrate, these vultures were shot down nearby

بينهم إرهابية كويتية.. أسماء المرتزقة العرب الذين قتلوا في ريف اللاذقية

This photo shows the kind of terrain our army looks out over in northern Latakia.  It’s not good for infiltrating rodents.   (SANA)

‘Adnaan Al-‘Utaybi  (SAUDI ARABIAN CAMEL SPITTLE)
Jaassem Al-Khalaf (SAUDI ARABIAN CAMEL CATAMITE)
Maqsood Al-Shamra (LIBYAN ANT DROPPING)
Al-Tayyib Al-Soofi (MOROCCAN MOLE MUCOUS)
Ahmad ‘Aaref Nijim
KhuwaYled Marzooq (LIBYAN FECAL TICK)
‘Umraan Jaaber

Another 7 could not be identified.

Among the simian refuse were these items:  12 locally manufactured missiles, 4 23mm machine gun cannons, 2 boxes of grenades, night vision goggles and lots of CAPTAGON.   WE MUST THANK PRINCE BANDAR AGAIN FOR ALL THE TROUBLE IN INSURING OUR FORCES ARE PROPERLY EQUIPPED TO KILL HIS OWN RODENTS.

AL-SHAHROORA:  NDF snipers wiped these coyotes out of existence:

Muheeb Sanaaneer
Khaaled Al-Haashem
Muhammad Kallaas
‘Abdul-Wakeel Al-Muhssen

Another 3 could not be identified and appeared to be burned intentionally to hide their identities. 

KHAAN AL-LAWZ (near Burj Al-Hayaat):  6 cars carrying filth were intercepted, ordered to stop and when the did not, were turned into unusable scrap metal.  Nobody inside survived:

‘Abdul-Salaam Al-Sallaal (LIBYAN TAPEWORM)
Ahmad Abu-Sabra (LIBYAN COCKROACH)
Hammood Al-Khalaf (LIBYAN LATRINE RAT)

Another 9 remain unidentified.  Huge cache of weapons, courtesy of Prince Bandar, as the rats prepare for their anticipated American attack.

EDITOR’S NOTE:  There is disturbing news out of Ma’loola indicating SAA withdrawal from the town out of fear of destroying this ancient and priceless center of Christianity.  The rats have come in to areas abandoned by families.  We have no details now.  Will get them.  ZAF

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Obama, ever the Chicago runt, levels insults at Vladimir Putin who responds with style:

http://friendsofsyria.co/2013/09/08/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass/

Interesting article about sodium fluoride.  British origins, eh?  And look at British voters:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/08/mehdis-morning-memo_56_n_3888847.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics&ir=UK+Politics 

Anon. sends this article about Obama as Hamlet:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/06/obama-hints-his-may-abandon-syria-strike/#ixzz2eDQ7QMQ1

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