It is now confirmed, the Russian naval electronic surveillance ship, the Biryazhofiya, is on its way from Sevastopol in the Black Sea to the Eastern Mediterranean. SANA reports that the ship will have a connection to unfolding events in Syria but will not join the fleet presently off the coast of Tartous. The order to weigh anchor was sudden and reflects Russian concern over American-French impetuousness.
LATAKIA IS A SCENE FROM BOSCH’S HELL AS SYRIAN MILITARY DEVOURS THE FOREIGN TERRORIST RATS!
Salmaa: Around the orchards surrounding this town at Al-Kabeer and Al-Sawdaa, the SAA and the Orkin Man hit the big number:
“Al-Muslim Al-Qareeb” (“The Proximate Muslim”. Touching. CHECHEN USED PROPHYLACTIC)
“Abu ‘Umar” (INDONESIAN KOMODO DRAGON SPUTUM)
Taahaa Al-Jaaseri (SAUDI SCARAB DROPPING)
Maajed Al-Musaylahi (SAUDI MATRICOITAL PEDOPHILE AND APE EXCREMENT)
‘Abdul-Majeed Al-Mir’iy (LIBYAN BARBARY APE PUS SPECIMEN)
Yaaseen Al-Marzooq (IRAQI CAMEL SCAT)
Bakkoor Al-Sahaabi (QATARI BANANA EATING FUNGUS)
Salaahuddeen Al-Missraahi (EGYPTIAN ASP AFTERBIRTH)
“Abu Zayd” (id pending. YEMENI QAT-CHEWING MORMOSET)
Sayfuddeen Al-Sarraaj (Leader of “The Free Fighters Battalions of Syria”, yawn)
‘Umar Al-Hilwaani (Leader of “The Freedom Fighters of Jabla Brigades”, double yawn)
Ghiyaath Al-Ahmad (“Brigades of Abu-‘Ali Al-Shamaali”, treble yawn)
Another 29 could not be identified. This was a massive massacre of rats. 8 were taken wounded. Their fate is grim. ZAF
At Al-Durra, militia did not let a caravan of 4 cars go by without a “looksie”. A firefight ensued and these rodents were all put to death, their vermin souls now the property of Mephistopheles:
“Abu Hassan Al-Sheeshaani” (CHECHEN WART SUCKER)
‘Abdu Muhseen Al-Khulaydi (IRAQI INTESTINAL EXCRESCENCE)
Another 7 could not be identified. No rat survived this one.
ALERT: IRAQI FORCES INTERCEPT AND STOP 3 TRUCK HEADING FROM IRAQ TO SYRIA VIA THE AL-RABEE’AH CROSSING. THE TRUCKS CONTAINED CAPTAGON AND CIGARETTES. ALL RODENTS EITHER KILLED OR WOUNDED. HURRAY FOR THE IRAQI ARMY.
HOMS: No doubt about this clean-up any more. All over Homs, the SAA, militia and NDF are triumphant. Reports of redeployments toward Aleppo as NDF, militia and border police take control with security services.
Talbeesa: Major delousing operation destroys another HQ for the enemy and nets these parasites:
Maajed Khishfa (Lovingly titled: “Al-Khattaab”. Yawn. He can now give speeches at Belial College)
Taareq Barq (His name means “lightning”. That’s how fast he went to Hell)
Jaame’h Al-Aswad (And black is his fate)
Taareq Darweesh (He’s now whirling around Satan’s outhouse)
Another 7 could not be identified and are foreigners.
Daar Al-Kabeera: Last stronghold for rodents. 2 cars with weapons and Captagon heading for an HQ that didn’t exist were put in the Molinex and ground up for Satan’s delectation:
Another 2 were not identified.
Al-Sulaym – Tal Khazna in area of Al-Mashrafa, SAA uncovered a treasure trove of sniper equipment all manufactured for NATO. These included brand new Belgian sniper rifles and scopes with ammo and maps. Evidently, the vultures had no chance to get there being so busy warding off swarms of SAA bidding them farewell before their trip to Hades.
Qazhal – Umm Qassab – 3 cars with weapons and lots of Kaptain Captagon Kill-Pills were stopped and all inside put on the Pullman Train to Lucifer’s Barbecue and Lounge on the coast of Styx:
Another 5 could not be identified. They appear foreign. Papers were unreliable.
Keesseen: Fighting with no details. Clean-up.
Al-Zaara Farms near Tal Kalakh: Fighting, Wael says. But he has no details.
Al-Warsha, Al-Hameediyya, Al-Qusoor and near the Khadeeja Al-Kubraa School near Al-Qaraabees, saw action with mostly clean-up as the vultures find they have no place to go.
IDLIB: THIS JUST IN: 68 RATS KILLED IN FIREFIGHT NEAR SARAAQEB AS SAA PUSHES CAMPAIGN ALL THE WAY TO TURKEY.
Wael confirms the deaths of 68 rodents of whom 3 were of Arab national origin and 24 of other nationalities. A major mess for the J.N. group calling itself “The Free Fighters of Syria” (Ahraar Al-Shaam).
Wael says MI is going about the process of identifying the carcasses with a particular interest in finding Saudi originated weapons and drugs. I will have the names tomorrow.
Abu-Dhuhoor Airbase Infiltraton Attempt Foiled. Reports are that 12 vemin were killed. No names.
Kafr Sijna: Near Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, 11 rodents bit the dust. Only 2 have been identified:
Al-Buwayder – Umm Jareen: Jabhat Al-Nusra took it on the chin again with 2 23 mm machine gun cannons destroyed and a mortar seized. THANKS, PRINCE BANDOOQ BIN SULTAN. No names available.
Fighting with no details reported all along these corridors: Al-Raami, Haysh, Kafr Zeeba, Halloodh, Ghassaaniyya, Nahla, Jabal Al-Arba’een, Majdalyaa in Areeha area, Bizaaboor, Kafr Rooma.
DAMASCUS! DAMASCUS! DAMASCUS! THE FINAL STOPOVER FOR JIHADIST APES!
AL-MU’ADHDHAMIYYA CLEANED OUT!
ZABADAANI SEES RELIEF, AT LAST:
We can confirm the deaths of these dear departed lizards as the Syrian Army went Kawabunga on them yesterday: Enjoy:
‘Abu ‘Abdullah Al-Rahmaan” (LIBYAN APE GORP)
Ahmad Al-‘Ish (He’s now nesting in Hell)
Another 3 could not be identified.
Madhaayaa Town: Jabhat Al-Nusra Captagon Addicts think they’re safe behind walls. That is, until a T-72 fires at the wall:
6 others were so riddled with shrapnel they are not expected to survive. So sad.
Al-Ruhayba: Creepy-crawly little microbes couldn’t avoid the big foot coming down on them:
Zayn Al-‘Aabideen ‘Urayfi
Al-Sayyed Ghabara (Ashes to ashes…..well, you know the rest)
Al-Zamaaniyya: At the Al-Qaasimiyya axis, the SAA and NDF drilled these goons:
Doumaa: At the Martyrs’ Roundabout, confused, drugged up Islamist freaks found themselves dancing the dabka around the dry fountain and woke up in the salivating maws of Cerberus:
Ahmad ‘Amaaraat (JORDANIAN HAMSTER URINE DROP)
‘Amr Abu-Jooda (FILASTEEZIAN FETID QUAHOG)
Another 2 could not be identified.
Al-Hujjayra: Fun! Fun! Fun! Killing live vultures:
Raaji Al-‘Ubaydi (LIBYAN SORORICOITAL SIMIAN MISCARRIAGE)
Naasser Teejaani (LIBYAN WEASEL VOMITUS)
Oh, and by the by, SAA took a perfectly preserved 23mm machine gun cannon and turned it over to NDF.
It came with a bonus prize of a Mitsubishi Cantor. THANK YOU, MADAME BANANA OF CATARRH.
Al-Buwaydha near the Sayyida Zaynab Shrine, SAA snipers pithed this little frog:
Daarayya near the 4 Seasons we sent these bottom-feeding leeches straight to the Saturnalia in Hell:
“‘Alaa'” (a/k/a “Abu Fayyaadh”. Id pending)
‘Abu Saleem Rizma” (Id pending because of fake papers)
The entire number killed here is 41 but Monzer cannot get more names for puzzling reasons.
Yalda and Barza Town. Almost rat-free. Ratten-Rein! Ausgezeichnet!
Al-Dhumayr Road to Adraa-Mayda’ah – Jabhat Al-Nusra was ambushed in the East Ghouta with many rodents killed. Monzer has been sent to the area and will give me a better report during the night.
Al-Haamma: Ditto. Something big happened in the campaign to rid Damascus of the infestation. And it worked.
Al-Khaaboori Road near the Defense Production Factory: Ditto. I will have more tomorrow.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
OBAMA’S HEROES BEHEAD 24 KURDISH PASSENGERS ON BUS. GOOD SHOW OBAMA! GOOD SHOW KERRY. READ THIS PEOPLE:
GERMAN REPORTERS EXPOSE TURKEY AND ITS NATO HYPOCRISY IN THIS STINGING REPORT TRANSLATED FROM GERMAN. A MUST-SEE: (Danke, Anon)
Anderson Cooper, fag liar and stooge of Syrian Danny, is caught again staging fake stories. You’ll love this:
Global Research exposes Obama again. This time, it has to do with Christians and the ugly fact that only 5% of the “resistance” is really Syrian:
Obama does not want to hear this:
Kaptain Captagon in serious trouble. A must-read article. Even Putin is now being smeared:
Great stuff from Anon. about Kaptain Captagon:
Bot Tak sends this honest and revealing expose of the Zionist shadow behind all the mess:
Col. Wilkerson takes the spin off the lies:
Let’s make this viral. From Anon. A CNN reporter blows up the impressions and mirages about the FSA:
John Esq. sends this insightful article about American misgiving and McCain’s rantings: