FIRST POST – OCTOBER 1, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES OBAMA’S FOREIGN KILLERS IN LATAKIA; HUGE LOSSES TO RATS IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

LATAKIA:

Army units continue pursuing terrorists everywhere in Syria

The foreign fighters are mostly concentrated in the area of Hatay, just north of Latakia Province.  Hatay is historically a part of Natural Syria.  The people there speak Arabic with a strong Syrian accent and are religiously very similar to the people of Latakia.  The stinking French gave this part of Syria to Turkey as some half-witted consolation prize after WWI and the Turks accepted knowing fully well it was an Arabic province indistinguishable from the rest of Syria demographically, culturally, linguistically and socially.  It is now, also, the area which the Turks try to inundate with the most sociopathic of their Islamist murdering allies – the foreign mercenaries who receive their wages from Qatar or Saudi Scarabia.

And even more bizarre is the French gift to the Turks of one of Christianity’s most resplendent capitals: Antioch, whose very name evokes the birth of Christianity and its formation.

Americans and their allies approve of the concentration of ape forces in Hatay because it directly threatens Dr. Assad’s home turf, his province and his home town of Qardaaha.  It also threatens my wife’s hometown of Slinfeh and our house there.  We don’t give this one up under any circumstances.

Al-Rawdha:  Near the border with Turkish-occupied Hatay in the north, the SAA dealt a lethal blow to the mercenary filth of the Jabhat Al-Nusra when units opened fire on 6 cars loaded with weapons killing the following recrement:

“Abu Yahyaa Al-Yamani” (Id. pending.  YEMENI APE ACNE)
‘Uthmaan Abu Manjal (JORDANIAN RAT DROPPING)
Muneef Ali Sayfeddeen
‘Umar Al-Shaykh-Deeb
‘Ali Mukhtaar Rustum
Khaaled Al-Sayyid Ahmad

Another 19 could not be identified and are believed to be foreign. 

WE MUST THANK PRINCE BANDAR BIN MARMOSET OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THE FABULOUS WEAPONS OUR ARMY SEIZED IN THIS BATTLE.  BESIDES A BRAND NEW 23MM MACHINE GUN CANNON, WE GARNERED 80 ASSAULT RIFLES, 3 CRATES OF HAND GRENADES AND SEVERAL BOXES OF AMMUNITION.  WHAT A FINE GIFT FOR THE SAA!

Al-Furunluq “Protectorate” (Var. Frulluq):  16 rodents went down the sewer into the main boiler:

“Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Sheeshaani” (Id. pending.  CHECHEN LOUSE)
Khaldoon Al-Kufun
Jameel Muhammad
Ahmad Al-Rasani
Sa’ad Abu-Sa’ada
Badreddeen ‘Akkaawi 
Khudhur Ismaa’eel
Muhammad Zaydaan

The other 8 were not identified.

Another 9 were taken prisoner.

Al-Rubay’ah:

Su’Su’ ‘Abdullah (SAUDI ARABIAN PUS FLY)
‘Abdul-Mawlaa Al-Hasani (MOROCCAN PORK BUTT)
Sa’faan Al-Jum’ah (KUWAYTI COCKROACH SPUTUM)
‘Abbaas Ismaa’eel (PALESTEEZIAN CRAB FECES)
Jawdaat Azraq
Shaaker Al-Maqit
Khaleel Al-Hajji
Ma’moon Makhmalji
Mustafaa ‘Areedha

Another 4 could not be identified.

Dooreen:  3 nests of rats were invaded and destroyed in a dawn raid based on Intel from residents and intercepted communications:

‘Aayedh Baladi (JORDANIAN SNAKE TUMOR)
Saa’ed Majaari (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE TOE NAIL)
Daa’el Kaamel (ALGERIAN USED PROPHYLACTIC)
SHALFOON REEMOON (This might be a rare Christian who was sent by Geagea.  LEBANTEEZIAN NATIONALITY AND POSSIBLE ASSYRIAN APOSTATE.)
Ahmad Al-Sab’ (EGYPTIAN WATER BUFFALO MANURE)
Khaloon Shafeeq (MOROCCAN SAND ROACH)
Maysaloon Al-‘Abded (KUWAYTI-SYRIAN OFFSPRING OF SLUGS)

DER’AH: 
    
The annihilation of these crawling rodents at Inkhil comes amidst a U.S.-led media blitz trumpeting the fake assault on some unnamed SAA checkpoint on the Syrian border.  Nonsense.  It’s just the opposite:

Inkhil: SAA devastated these rats in a spectacular ambush-cum-surround-snuff operation that still has the Liwaa’ Al-Islaam reeling:

Naasser Muhammad Al-Sha’aabini
Muhammad Hishaam Al-Bardaan (He won’t be cold anymore in Satan’s Spa and Massage Parlour)
Naader Dunayfaat
‘Ali Mustafaa Qamhiyya
Ismaa’eel Naader Al-Naasser
‘Ali Moussaa Al-Massri 
Sulaymaan Muhammad Al-Hareeri
Hussayn Muneef Al-Khabbaaz
‘Abdul-‘Azeez Hassan Al-Zu’bi
Muhammad Sahhoom Al-Ghazzaawi
Ahmad Muzyad Al-Nassr

DER’AH CITY:

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:  THE AL-MAHAAMEED FAMILY HAS DONE IT AGAIN!  ANOTHER HAT TRICK FOR THIS TRIBE OF MULETEERS AND PIMPS:

Ahmad Al-Mahaameed
Hassan Naayef Al-Mahaameed
Muhammad Hussayn Al-Mahaameed
Ibraaheem Khaaled Al-Samaadi
Muhannad Ahmad Jarrooh
Ahmad Hassan Al-Feesh 

SYRPER CONGRATULATES ALL THE AL-MAHAAMEEDS ON THEIR WAY TO SELF-INFLICTED EXTINCTION.

Fighting also in these areas:

Tall-Al-Samn:  Fighting but not details.

Tayyiba:  Skirmish after a call from a citizen to MoI:

Ziyaad ‘Afeef Buraykaat
Muhssen ‘Ali Hawwaara

Al-Hiraak:  Fighting with no details.

Al-Lijaat:  13 rats confirmed dead.  All J.N..  All foreigners.  Jordanians, most likely.

Tafass:  Skirmish.  No details.

Nawaa:  Heavy clashes with rats on their last bullet.

Jilleen:  Fighting with no details.

DAMASCUS:

Heavy fighting continues inside Al-Qaaboon and Barza as the army relentlessly pushes the rats into starvation.  There can be no reinforcements or resupply.  That is now closed off as more units of the Republican Guard pours in backed by now-superior NDF.  I have no details about fighting or rat-stats right now.  Reporters and investigators are not permitted inside the area.

Misraaba:  Liwaa’ Al-Islaam is almost obsolete or, at least, extinct as their rat cadres collapse into oblivion. Monzer writes that a confirmed 84 carcasses have been counted in 48 hours with 23 surrendering and claiming they are FSA members.  It’s a mess, anyways.

Yarmouk Camp:  Major advance against rodents in eastern part of the camp.  SAA, PFLP-GC and Palestinian Committees almost breaking into Al-Rajji Mosque area where wider avenues will permit more aggressive tactics.  The area is completely surrounded and very few rodents will be able to escape the wrath of our officers and enlisted men.  These vermin have been there too long and it is doubtful that the Palestinians will show them any mercy.

Al Yarmouk Camp, Damascus, Syria

Reports from Monzer and the Internet imply that a major thoroughfare around the mosque is about to be overrun by SAA and PFLP fighters.  We expect an announcement soon.  No details about rat-stats.

HOMS:

This province, so much in the news months ago, is becoming noticeably quiet and that’s because most rats have either fled to Hades or to Lebanon.  We forgot to post an item which took place at Tal Kalakh on September 28, 2013.  Apparently, at Al-Mitraas, a huge explosion was heard and investigated by security at a warehouse.  It was another Wile E. Coyote Moment with 12 rodents getting vaporized while rigging some truck with an IED.  The names are now available for 4 of the rats.  But, its’ old news.  Okay,  okay, here are the names found on four sets of id which were still readable:

Sabri ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Nijm
Muhammad Fu’aad Al-Kamaali
‘Ali Muhammad Ballaat
Ghayth Jaaber Al-Saraayaa


AL-HASAKA:

The PKK or PYD killed a Chechen and 15 rats after the Kurdish fighters attacked the village of Yusuf:

“Abu ‘Umar Al-Sheeshaani” (CHECHEN WEASEL SPIT. Id pending)  He was a leader in the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (yawn)

The other names are not available.

ALEPPO:  

In the City:  Jabhat Al-Nusra attempted to infiltrate from Al-Mansoura to secure areas.  It did not work.  5 rats were killed.  No names.  Al-Mansoura is to the west of the city and the rats were trying to enter New  Aleppo.  I have no names.

Al-Khusrufiyya Mosque in the Old City, 6 rats killed:

‘Adnaan Salaama
Thaa’er Jawaaheri
Rabee’ Al-Muhammad 
Hussayn Shihaada
Khaaled Sutayhi
Mahmoud Bakri

Rasm Al-‘Abbood:  Fighting. No details

Kassakees:  Ditto.

‘Arbeed:  Ditto.

Al-Judayda:  NDF ambushed an ambulance carrying rodents and RPG rockets:

“Al-Saaleh Al-Maghribi” (Id pending. MOROCCAN GRUB AND FISH BAIT)
Mustafaa ‘Abbood Al-Kassaab

Kuwayris:  Near the base.  SAA destroyed rocket launchers.  No details.

Al-Shaykh Sa’eed:  SAA destroyed and van loaded with weapons, a 23mm machine gun cannon, and ammo all traveling in the direction of the cement factory.  3 rats killed.  All foreign with no id.  

Castillo:  Fighting with no details.

Central Prison to the far north of the city at the Al-Kindi Hospital, SAA keeps killing vermin.  No details.


  

 Aleppo, Syria

East Al-Zurba on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway in the in the S.W.,  SAA guards at a checkpoint took note a van was not slowing down and opened fire on it.  Inside were 5 unidentified, but armed,  passengers with loads of ammunition and drugs.  No details.

East Al-Kaarida:  Fighting with no details.

Daarat ‘Izza:  No details about fighting.

Kafr Daa’el, ‘Anadaan, Al-Mansoura, Awram (2 cars destroyed) and Al-Baab (3 vans with weapons destroyed) saw action.  But, I have no details.

Syrian troops are seen in the city of Aleppo. (File Photo)

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

Anon. sends this sterling article about Pres. Maduro tossing out American conspirators from Venezuela:

http://rt.com/news/maduro-expels-us-diblomats-586/

NSNBC gathers expert opinions on CW in Syria. Very good article:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/10/01/cw-expert-opinion-un-report-syria/

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