In the city at Al-Mushrifa Quarter, a machine gun cannon, grenades and a PKC machine gun were seized. All 6 rats inside the hide-out were killed while the 4 outside were taken prisoner. There were also 3 assault rifles, 3 Pumishkin rifles, 6 attack grenades and lots of CAPTAGON!
AL-‘AALIYA WEST OF TAL TAMR, The SAAF and SAA erased the board with a spectacular operation that destroyed 116 cars, vans and pick-up trucks all smuggling grain for sale in Turkey from Syrian silos. My sources were not there to view the scene of some many vehicles in flames, but, one of Monzer’s friends in Damascus got a peek at aerial photos which showed a panorama similar to Bosch’s vision of Hell. The actual number of dead rats will exceed 200 but no figures are available yet as the terrain and conditions probably dis-invite the curious.
Al-Hasaka City: 4 rats of the J.N. confirmed killed in an ambush near the Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge. No names.
Just when you thought it was safe for hyenas to swim in the water.
Al-Naajiya: North rural Latakia Province. 2 vans with weapons belonging to J.N. were intercepted and destroyed. Behind the vans were 5 cars carrying vermin. One van contained light ammunition while the other carried Grad Missiles and launchers. 32 rodents took a free ride to Medusa’s Cathouse and Spa on the Styx. Another 42 were wounded and taken prisoner, many with severe burns:
Thaa’er Al-Sayyid ‘Ali (EGYPTIAN WART EATER)
Usaamaa Mahfouzh Abu-Sulayma
‘Abdullah Mu’tazz Al-Khayr
Kamaal Ahmad Muhammad
Muwaffaq Hassan Badawi
Muhannad ‘Ali Al-Shamaali
‘Ali Khaaled Al-Maardeeni
No other carcasses could be identified. Many thought to be foreigners. Some carcasses burned beyond recognition.
Al-Durra: Confirmed 39 rodents sent to
39 rats confirmed killed. 35 wounded and taken prisoner. All ISIS. A warehouse was invaded by SAA supported by militia. Huge weapons cache uncovered and seized.
“Al-Shaykh” Ahmad ‘Abdul-Rahmaan (EGYPTIAN WOG VOMIT. A/k/a “Abu-Al-Islam)
Sufyaan Abu-Al-‘Aati (EGYPTIAN ASP EXCREMENT)
Bakr Al-Sayyid Khaaled (EGYPTIAN SEWER EXUDATE)
Khaaled Al-Dahshoori (EGYPTIAN FUNGUS)
‘Uthmaan Abu-Rabee’ (JORDANIAN COYOTE DIARRHEA. A/k/a “Abu Mus’ab”. But of course!)
All the other names are available but I can’t transcribe them because I have to move on to other rat-stats.
Al-Rubay’ah: 39 confirmed rat kills by Orkin Man. 19 wounded and taken prisoner. ISIS.
Abu Al-Khattaab Al-Antaaki (Id pending)
The others were all foreigners with no identification.
Drooshaan: 9 rats killed and 32 wounded. All are foreigners. No names available now. But, Wael’s wife promises he’ll send them tomorrow.
Al-Sawdaa: 13 rats from the J.N.:
The rest were not identified.
Al-Rawdha: Remember this place? This is where a thermobaric bomb killed 32 FSA officers. Well, it just keeps getting better:
Khaaled Al-‘Uthmaan (SAUDI APE CANKERSORE)
‘Utayra: A van with weapons was destroyed and 4 rats killed. No identification.
Aaraa: Another van with weapons. All taken prisoner.
SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AND DELOUSES ANOTHER 8 TOWNS IN UNSTOPPABLE ONSLAUGHT:
Ministry of Defense has officially declared another 8 towns cleansed of the rat plague:
Al-Sufayra (Very important)
Taataa (Ta-Ta rats!)
All elevations around SyriaTel Tower, Tall Al-Taataa, Tall Al-‘Annaaza and Tall Al-Rummaan are purified.
Dayr Haafer: Fighting with SAA preventing J.N. from escaping. Expected close-down tomorrow.
‘Ibtoon: No details about skirmishes.
Al-Layramoon east of Dhahrat ‘Abed Rabbuh: 36 rodents dispatched. All foreigners.
A’zaaz: SAA now approaching this nest of ISIS disease. The battle will be engaged soon.
Al-Jabool Lake: Fighting with no details.
Tal ‘Arn and Radhwaaniyya and Tal Haassel and Al-Sufayra Junction, SAA ambushed a convoy of J.N. vans and flatbeds and destroyed them. Wael does not have any details about rats.
Al-Sufayra: Completely liberated, as written above.
Kafr Hamraa: Fighting with no details.
Castillo near Sharba’ Village in East Aleppo. Ditto.
City: Attempted infiltration to the Grand Mosque defeated by NDF. 4 confirmed rat deaths.
Kuwayris: Heavy fighting around perimeters of town. A mortar destroyed and 5 rats surrendering. The fighting is intense as reinforcements are expected to arrive.
‘Arbeed: Many rats killed. Intense fighting.
Rasm Al-‘Abbood: Ditto.
Jawbar at the Central Corniche: 5 hyenas killed. 1 was a sniper.
The other 2 could not be identified.
Jawbar at the School Complex: 4 rats killed.
Zamalkaa Junction: 16 confirmed rats killed in ambush:
No other other names available.
Harastaa: At the Secondary School Roundabout:
Doumaa: A nest of vipers with weapons was destroyed:
Waseem Waawiyya (Wowwie! Wowwie! Mommie!)
Doumaa: Also. An explosion of TNT and C-4 while rats were making Boom-Boom killed these clever rodents:
Doumaa: At the Al-‘Ibb Farms: Machine guns, assault rifles and CAPTAGON were all confiscated. THANK YOU BANDAR BIN CHIMPANZEE.
Al-Bihaariyya Farms in the East Ghouta: Over 44 mercenary rodents dispatched in classic surround and snuff operation using air power to grind down the simian waste. Lots of drugs were found in the aftermath. These guys were flying higher than Rocky the Squirrel:
No other names available as MI takes a gander.
Al-Dilba: 17 rodents confirmed killed. A 14.5mm machine gun cannon was seized.
The others were not named.
Qareenat Yabrood Farms:
Al-Husayniyya on the margins: South rural Damascus. All kinds of weapons were seized and these remnants destroyed:
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: Just deloused town.
Hujjayra: SAA sharpshooters brought these buzzards down:
Ahmad Al-Hudhayli (SAUDI WEASEL PUS)
Al-Sabeena: A mortar and assault rifles are seized for use against Saudi apes.
Burhaan Kuhayli (var. Kaheeli)
Bayt Jinn: 3 killed and 12 taken prisoner:
Reemaa Farms near Yabrood:
Another 7 were confirmed dead but the operation is continuing.
Sikka and Nawla: A pick-up truck carrying rats belonging to ISIS was turned to blazes. 2 rodents escaped on foot and were put to death in Hutaytat Turkmaan. Lots of weapons were destroyed in this battle.
Daarayyaa: At the Associations’ Quarter: 20 rats confirmed down. All were Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed (yawn):
“Maazen” (a/k/a “Abu Hassan”)
No other information available. All appeared foreign.
Ma’aloolaa: 5 rats killed in the hills north of this town. No names sent.
Waadi Al-Saleeb: This is west of Ma’loolaa. Fighting with some rats killed. No stats, yet.
Fighting with no stats on-going here: Al-Nabak, ‘Adraa, Al-Saqiy Farms, Al-Tayyib (Al-Nabak) and Reema Farms.
NEWS, COMMENTARY AND NONSENSE
Anon. sends this must-read article about the perceptions of nations regarding the Syrian situation. Very revealing. Thanks, Anon. Ziad
Laugh your heads off over these eviction notices delivered by friends to illustrate what it is like to live under Zionist apartheid:
Read this intelligently written article about about-faces in the West:
Penny tells us about Saudi frustrations and sociopathic tendencies:
I MAY BE GOING TO THE DACHA TODAY AND STAY UNTIL SATURDAY MORNING. I WILL GIVE YOU A ROUND-UP THEN. ENJOY. ZIAD