SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE MOURNS THE LOSS OF ONE OF SYRIA’S MOST ACTIVE AND EFFECTIVE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS, MAJ. GEN. JAAMI’ JAAMI’. HE WAS KILLED IN DAYR EL-ZOR WHILE ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF THE SYRIAN PEOPLE’S WAR AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF WAHHABIST RATS AND APES. He served honorably in Lebanon as part of the Syrian Deterrent Force under Lt. Gen. Ghazi Kan’aan. He will be sorely missed. He will also be avenged. The “Brigades of ‘Aayesha bint Saadeq” (yawn) claimed responsibility for this atrocity. I promise you they will be exterminated.
AL-BUWAYDHA COMPLETELY DELOUSED as SAA rolls over remnant rats in a stunning operation notable for its suddenness and swift execution. The inferior rodents had no chance and the operation lasted a mere 48 hours. Over 94 rodent carcasses were counted so far by NDF and MI. Most had foreign documents on them. The SAA took in 194 prisoners who surrendered. Here are the stinking names of the noisome, putrefactng carcasses which were identified positively:
Hujjayra: A firefight led to these groundhogs digging deeper into Lucifer’s cellar:
Dirghaam Abu-Sitta (PALESTEEZIAN GRUB AND BOY BUGGERER)
Diyaab Al-Mahshi (Now he’s stuffed with barleycorn)
A 23mm machine gun was taken making the Syrian army the biggest deploying force in the world when it comes to Doschkas and all 23mm machine gun cannons. THANK YOU PRINCE FATSO, AND PRINCE BANDAR BIN ORANGUTAN.
‘Adraa at the S.A.R. Detergent Company Factory, 15 rats killed. Monzer says all but 3 were foreigners and had physical appearances similar to North African apes:
Saari Batteekh (We know what he’ll want in Hell for dessert)
Al-Dilba Farms: 6 rats confirmed destroyed. Only 3 were identified:
‘Aaliya Farms: A sniper took this crawling venomous snake down:
Al-Qaaboon: It’s clean-up time. Remnant rats are being rousted from their tunnels and sewers:
‘Uday Al-Habbool (What an idiot!)
Barza: At the Satellite Television Education Building, Monzer counted 17 dead rats with no names. Many were foreign.
Jawbar: Teachers’ Tower. Believe or not, an old T-62 tank had been rehabilitated by deserters and festooned with Bandar’s favorite explosive. Unfortunately for the rats around the tank, one of our infantrymen opened fire on it with his Kornet anti-tank launcher and turned it into hot scrap. All 9 rodents inside and outside the tank were vaporized and then incinerated. So sad, really.
Doumaa: 30 rats confirmed killed in a magnificent operation typical of our surround-and-snuff technique. I will have all names tomorrow. Here’s one:
Zamalkaa: 10 rats killed with more being counted. No details.
Al-Mulayha: “The Brigades of Sa’ad bin ‘Ubaad” (yawn) lost 7 rodent members. Only one was Syrian:
Harastaa: A tunnel 300 meters long and 10 meters deep was discovered crossing under the Damascus-Homs Highway. Our tunnel experts went inside and found a large cache of weapons and drugs.