This stinking rodent from North Africa has probably looked better. He lies here, his soul having started the rapid descent into the flames of Hell. We wish his fetid family a similar fate.
Al-Karnak Village (Al-Qasaatil area): Scene of unbelievable ISIS rodent stupidity as the SAA and NDF shadowed 6 flatbed trucks loaded with heavy machine guns and all kinds of ammunition and drugs. As the trucks approached the town, superbly placed snipers opened fire and stopped the convoy in its tracks at a point where there was little cover. The rest is this:
Haaroon Al-Ammooni (DAGHESTANI GRUB)
Ahmad ‘Abdul-Raheem (CHECHEN CHICKEN DROPPING)
Mahmoud Abu Juraab (MOROCCAN MOUSE MUCOUS)
Turki Al-Zarqaawi (JORDANIAN ABU MUS’AB WANNABE. WELL. THEY’RE BOTH DEAD. RIGHT?)
Shawkaat Abu Haamid (LIBYAN STOOL SAMPLE)
‘Akkaash Al-Sayyed Muhammad (EGYPTIAN BLACKHEAD)
AND NOW, IT’S LADIES NIGHT IN BELIAL’S BOWLING ALLEY AND LOUNGE:
Ni’maat Khaleel (EGYPTIAN RAT BROODMARE)
Umayma Muhammad (EGYPTIAN TART AND RODENT CONCUBINE)
‘Aa’isha Al-Naa’ish (TUNISIAN FEMALE IMPERSONATOR AND TORPID TWAT)
Sa’diyya Abu Jarbaa (TUNISIAN STRUMPET BLOWS HER TRUMPET IN HELL)
The Syrians who were identified were:
Another 38 could not be identified. Many are believed to be foreign nationals. No details.
Al-Furulluq Protectorate: Lovely town. These ISIS vermin were taken down yesterday:
Jihaad Muhammad ‘Issaa
Baaqer Shareefi (Unusual name for an ISIS rodent. I have reported this to Wael. It is Iranian and might be from Azerbayjaan)
“Abu ‘Umar” (LIBYAN ANT VIRUS)
SAA took 5 prisoners in different stages of catalepsy.
Al-‘Amleeq: ISIS took a drubbing all along an axis of villages (Drooshaan, Nawwaara, ‘Utayra) near the Turk border. It is hard to see how the Saudi Ape Pimp Bandar can continue to supply cannon fodder like this:
Abu Al-Mutayyam Al-Sinjaari (The enthralled! Let’s see how enthralled he is when he sees his eternal oven)
‘Abdullah Muhammad (YEMENI MUSK OX HAIR FOLLICLE)
Abu Hudhayfa (Id pending)
Abu ‘Abdul-Rahmaan (Id pending)
Haamed ‘Abdulnabi (Another bizarre name for a Sunni)
Saalem Muhamma Khaaled
Another 39 were not identified and are believed to be foreign.
Qastal-Mu’aaf: 3 rodents were killed. 4 rodents were taken prisoner in various stages of living death:
“Abu-Al-Samaw’al Al-Sheeshaani” (Id pending. CHECHEN DONKEY PUS)
The rest had no papers.
Dooreen: 2 insects were scrunched by militia:
Salmaa: 3 reptiles were were skinned and dried out for jerky:
The 3rd could not be identified.
Al-Nabi Ashi’yaa Mountain: (The Prophet Isaiah) 4 suicide bombers all ready to make the trip to Mephisto’s Grill found their voyage made much faster by RPGs fired by NDF. The bombers, who were alone in each vehicle, were blown and burn into crisp smithereens.
Kinsibba: A flatbed with a 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun cannon was scrapped and its 3 occupants vaporized. No names.
‘Ayn ‘Arab: 2 Mitsubishi vans with the usual accoutrements were rendered obsolete. 9 rats killed and 11 wounded. Only this name appeared in SANA:
Al-Buwaydha: Just totally deloused a few days ago, remnant rats were found slinking about the rural area. They were treated by the Orkin Man:
Al-Qaaboon: Near the Police Department, 3 weasels were stuffed down the old pipe:
Barza: An entire c&c center was eradicated along with 8 rats. No names reported.
Zamalkaa Junction: An entire nest of rats was wiped out:
The other 6 could not be identified.
Jawbar east of the Central Corniche:
Al-‘Ibb Farms: Wipeout for skunks:
Doumaa in the Industrial Zone:
Harastaa: West of the Abu Shihaada Crossing:
Another 13 could not be identified and were mostly incinerated by their fellow rats to hide their identities.
Al-Nishaabiyya area: Weapons and ammo galore. 11 vermin killed. No prisoners:
The rest had suspicious identification. I want to remark that these culprits were detected because a citizen took advantage of a new rewards program offered by the Joint Security Committees. Any person who reports the existence of a foreign terrorist will receive 500,000 Syrian Lira. Dead or Alive. For local rodents, the price is much lower at 200,000. All precautions will be taken to protect the identity of the patriot. It’s working.
Hujjayra: A continuing operation. A heavy machine gun cannon was destroyed along with 7 rodents. Only one was identified:
Al-Saqiy Farm area in the western Qalamoon: 2 mortars destroyed. All 11 rat mercenaries killed. All ISIS and no papers.
Reemaa Farms at Al-Nabak: Major escalation by SAA. No details yet.
Ra’s Al-Ma’arra: Heavy fighting. I told my readers about the major campaign in this area. It’s happening.
Southeast Yabrood: Monzer received information today that 57 rodents from the ISIS were killed in one battle. FSA surrenders 62 of its rodents to the SAA in the northern region near Yabrood.
Al-Batraa: Fighting with no details as SAA attack rages.
Southeast ‘Adraa: Major fighting. No details.
DER’AH: I’m warning all readers, don’t believe the propaganda about some terrorist successes in Der’ah area. It just ain’t true:
At Al-Naa’ema, the SAA suffocated an effort by rats of the J.N. to relocate:
Nizaar Mansoor Al-Ghazzaawi
‘Alaa’ Mansoor Al-Ghazzaawi
OUR FELICITATIONS AND CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-GHAZZAAWI FAMILY FOR THE ELEGANT CONTRIBUTION TO THE STATISTICS IN HADES. GOOD SHOW. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Fighting also reported in Tafass, Inkhil, Al-Hiraak and Al-Mulayha. No details.
ALEPPO: More news later, but, get this:
THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA HAS EVACUATED ALL ITS POSITIONS AROUND THE CENTRAL PRISON AS OF OCTOBER 17, 2013. THEY LEFT HUGE PILES OF AMMUNITION. THE EVACUATION WAS DONE UNDER IMMENSE STRESS AND IS BELIEVED TO BE A REACTION TO NEWS OF A MASSIVE SAA ASSAULT ON ALL ALEPPO. WE ARE WATCHING TO SEE IF THEY REGROUP AROUND ‘ANADAAN.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Anon. sends this interesting interview with Amine Hutayt:
Some nice video on the liberation of Talfeeta courtesy of Anon and Alalam:
I don’t know if I already highlighted this article from Alakhbar interviewing Dr. Assad, but here it is anyways:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS:
Get a load of J.N. cannibals getting popped in Aleppo. What a bunch of toads: