FIRST POST – OCTOBER 21, 2013 – 117 TERRORISTS OF JUND AL-SHAM SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF IN DAMASCUS; QALAMOON CAMPAIGN WIPING OUT SAUDI ARABIA’S WAHHABIST RATS IN THE HUNDREDS; DER’AH SCENE OF HUMILIATION FOR ZIONISM; TURKS, SAUDI APES AND EGYPTIAN SNAKES DEAD IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND NONSENSE

DAMASCUS: 117 JUND AL-SHAM PENITENTS SURRENDER TO THE SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF IN DAMASCUS

 100 members of Jund al-Sham terrorist group surrendered to the Syrian Army.
This photo was displayed by Alalam in its article about the 100+ Jund Al-Sham rodents who surrendered en masse to the SAA and NDF.  The photo, however, is of NDF fighters in an area that looks a lot like Baraamki.  In any case, notice the use of captured flatbeds and Doschkas to the right. 

Many signals are coming through today indicating a serious setback for Bandar Bin Chimpanzee and his U.S. allies in terrorism.  Note that the SOHR in England is beginning to publish outright drivel about imagined FSA takeovers of checkpoints near the Jordanian border and talk of “40,000” Bandar-rat-terrorists massing in the Qalamoon.  But their vituperations are belied by the record number of surrenders being accepted by the SAA and its allied militias.  Moreover, the rewards offered by Syria’s security services for information leading to the arrest or killing of foreign terrorists is paying dividends as more and more citizens are coming out to both inform on the rodents or to expose areas where tunnels have been dug or nests have been established.

Yesterday,  near Al-Mulayha, 117 members of the Jund Al-Sham surrendered to the SAA after they must have noticed their position to be untenable.  They turned over all weapons, communications equipment and codes, medicine and maps including CDs.  Monzer says that their commander has offered to help the NDF in fighting foreign terrorist rodents if they would be granted some form of amnesty.  I’m sure that offer is being taken under advisement.  Note:  some Jund Al-Sham members are deserters.      

People liked this map, so here it is again:

http://www.maplandia.com/syria/dimashq/adra/

Ma’loolaa:

تدمير سيارات محملة بالأسلحة في حوش عرب ومعلولا بمنطقة القلمون

Southeast of the town, a convoy of vans and cars was strafed by SAAF after which time the SAA moved in to finish the job in an operation described by Monzer as “perfectly coordinated”.  We can confirm 39 dead rats in the operation and no injuries among the SAA.   The rats were later identified as a combination of J.N. and ISIS. Here are some names that wound up on Monzer’s desk:

‘Abdul-Baari ‘Ali ‘Uthmaan
Sadreddeen Muhammad Qash’am
Fayyaadh Hassan Ma’tooq
Ghaaleb Sa’ad Abu-Nakhla
‘Umar Mahmoud Ghareeb
Raakaan Bilaal ‘Abdul-Mu’ti
Diyaab ‘Abdullaah Al-Saqr
Jawdaat Naaji Al-‘Assaal

The rest appear to be mostly from Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.  No details, yet.

Southeast of Hoosh Al-‘Arab:  The same route into Ma’loolaa and, thus, a part of the SAA campaign to eradicate the vermin in the Qalamoon.  An ambush executed by SAA and militia killed 9 rats and took 2 prisoners in critical condition.  No details.

Reports are of very large SAA convoys taking position near Al-Nabak.  We are awaiting the sound of rolling thunder.

Southeast of Al-Ruhayba, a battle is continuing as SAA, backed by Hind flying gunships, track down remnant rats.  No details.

DER’AH:

مقتل متزعم ما يسمى

Der’ah is a mess for the FSA and all Bandar-Skunks.  Bandar is gambling on two fronts:  the first is the Qalamoon which is his last entry route into Syria from Lebanon.  But there is a big surprise for the wily little ape – that is….ahem – besides the axeman waiting to lop off his head. The second front is Der’ah. This is where a bigger surprise awaits not only Bandar, but most importantly, the inept scoundrels of the CIA and their mini-army of contractors training increasingly restive rodents on Jordanian territory.

Tibba Village in Wa’er Al-Lijaat:  The SAA ground the rodents into so much cat food.  Confirmed 22 dead and 17 taken prisoner after a disgraceful demonstration of incompetence by rat commanders committing their idiot kamikaze squads to certain death and descent into the fiery belly of Hades.  But, even more important than that was the equipment given to them by the Zionist idiots:

6 LAO launchers and missiles
7 ultra-sophisticated Zionist-manufactured Motorola satellite comm. equipment
12 cases of ammunition with Aramaic letters on them purporting to be some renewed antiquated language
2 14.5 machine gun cannons
19 automatic assault rifles and ammo

Der’ah City at the Dam Road and the Naaziheen Camp.  Rat wipe-out.  4 killed.  No names.

Daa’el:  Fighting with no details, yet.

Al-Yaadooda:  (Doo da, Doo da)  Police and security kill 2 creeping lizards and send them to Old Cootie himself.

Tafass to the East :  We told you yesterday that this battle is going to be a contender for the Ghuzlaaniyya Prize.  The rats are completely surrounded now by SAA and are being slowly minced by SAAF MiG29s at elevations making their petty little SA-9s and 23mm cannons useless.  We can confirm some communication with the rodents some of whom are interested in a deal to extract them from the cauldron into which they were led.

In addition to the “Al-Muthannaa Movement”, (yawn)m, the Jabhat Al-Nusra, we now have also the “Fallooja-Hawraan Brigades” (ditto yawn) led by the very dead:

Yaasser Al-‘Abbood (dead rodent leader and mouse dandruff flake)
Hubballah Shama’daani
Fareed Al-Muhammad
Ahmad Al-‘Imaari
Suhayb Al-Sammoo’
‘Aadel Al-Khishen
Maaher Qutayfaan (leader of J.N. in Ibtah. Yawn. He’s not anymore.)
Jamaal Sayyaah
As’ad Abu-Al-Hassoon
‘Abdul-Khaaleq Muhayssen
Daawood Al-‘Uroob
Khamees Al-Saadeq-Hassan
Marwaan Fahmi

Others are being counted despite the rather perilous nature of the environment. This battle may decide Bandar the Chimpanzee’s fate.  I kid you not.

Al-Heeraan: Delightful skirmish with disoriented skunks.  No details.

‘Ayn Furayha:  Sleepy little hovel with a population of about 4 donkeys.  Those donkeys are alive, but the monkeys are not.  SAA wiped out an entire nest of J.N. rats.  7 killed, 2 prisoner and 8 escaped. Too bad.

Zahrat Al-Hafaayer:  You might live another 50 years without ever hearing about this hillbilly town.  Well. Harruummpph!  Some fighting with no information.

Al-Hiraak – Al-Mulayha Road:  Confirmed 8 Jordanian and Saudi scavengers.  No names.

Nawaa:  Almost finished.  West of the Al-Zahriyya School, a nest was uncovered thanks to civilians who snitched because they could not stand the odor of the Wahhabist heretics.  SAA found lots of CAPTAGON thanks to everybody’s favorite drug-dealer, Bandar Bin Smack of Scarabia.  

Shaykh Miskeen (var. coll. Shmishkeen):  Another dull attack on an SAA checkpoint led to nothing but carnage for the assaultive rodents.  5 confirmed killed:

Ismaa’eel Al-Raa’iy
Nazheer Badraan
‘Ali Ahmad Samaa’ina
Faarooq Al-Jamal
Mukhaymer Al-Titik

Al-Za’roora:  Fighting with no details. Skirmishes, really.

ALEPPO: TURKS BITE THE DUST.  SAUDIS EAT FRUIT FLIES AND GYPPOS TAKE THEIR DHOWS TO THE STYX.

قتلى أتراك بين الإرهابيين في محيط سجن حلب المركزي

Turk filth-rodent, bearded and all, lies down on the cool gravel of Aleppo’s northern suburbs.  Where he is going ain’t so cool.  

SyrPer can confirm a disaster of the first magnitude for Erdoghan’s ghouls at the Central Prison.  I know. I know.  I reported three days ago that they mysteriously withdrew their rodent forces in a fit of pique.  Well, sorry, but they seem to have crawled back in the cloak of another rat organization, the illustrious and even more reactionary ISIS.  In any case, it didn’t make much difference.  Hussayn Murtadha of Alalam has reliably reported a massacre of idiot Jihadist monkeys who tried for the 106th time to storm the walls of the Central Prison in northern Aleppo City.  Monzer confirmed the attack and subsequent disaster.  There are 13 dead Turks, 8 Saudis and 2 Egyptians in a group referring to themselves as the “Al-Inghimaasiyyoon” (Oh, Yawn! Please!)  It means, if you can believe it:  “The Ones Who Plunge”.  That they plumb the depths of depravity is one thing.  But the plungers?  Plunge what?  Toilets?  SyrPer cannot be held responsible for these crackpottish titles. We don’t make them up.

Tal-Haassel and Tal-‘Arn Junction south of Aleppo, a group of 47 foreign donkeys, apes and skunks were put to death by our marauding fighters.  All ISIS from Turkey, by the way.  What a mess!

Al-Ma’saraaniyya:  At the youth dormitories, 8 rats killed.  No names.

Fighting reported in Al-Sufayra, Al-Nayrab east of the airbase, Judayda, Rasm Al-‘Abbood and Kuwayris. No details until tomorrow.

Tal-Dhanna nice cache of weapons, mortarss and launchers.  Thanks, Erdoghan for the gift.

AND READERS SHOULD BE WATCHING OUT FOR FEELERS UNLEASHED BY THE COCKROACHES OF QATAR IN AN EFFORT TO MEND FENCES WITH THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT.  OH, I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T FEEL FORGIVING TODAY.  ZAF

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FACTS AND FOLLY; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

Bot Tak sends this interview with Dr. Tarpley who refers to the terrorists as incorrigible and concludes that only a military solution is left for the Assad government since there is so much divisiveness among the opposition:

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/10/20/330398/militants-face-syria-military-purge/

NSNBC presents this nice article about the inevitable failure of Geneva 2 and the SAA military campaign in full swing now in the Qalamoun.  Ziad told you.  Now listen as the Saudi apes try to blackmail Hizbollah.  Yuk. Yuk.

http://nsnbc.me/2013/10/21/brahimi-backpedaling-al-arabis-geneva-2-date-statement-surprise/

Chechen terrorists getting aid from the U.S.?  Do they get aid from Bandar the Ape?  Read this:

http://therearenosunglasses.wordpress.com/2013/10/21/are-chechen-terrorists-in-syria-receiving-aid-from-usaid/

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