DAMASCUS: (See our map from Maplandia for locations mentioned today)
AL-UTAYBA LAKE AREA: With the assistance of citizens who are coming forward in record numbers to assist the SAA and its allies in eliminating rat infestations, the SAA set up an ambush for the Jabhat Al-Nusra and its confederate Liwaa’ Al-Islam (yawn) and killed them all in a coordinated operation using both infantry and air power. 59 rodents have been counted so far at the pristine shores of this edenic location in the East Ghouta. And with all the lifeless carcasses dotting the landscape, SAA infantrymen were delighted to find Zionist-manufactured anti-tank launchers and rockets (LAU), RPGs galore and PKC machine guns. THANK YOU PRINCE BANDAR BIN BABOON FOR THE PRICELESS GIFTS WHICH WE WILL DISTRIBUTE ANON TO THE NDF AND OUR MILITIAS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
The “Brigades of Gomar Bin Salami Bin Baloni” of the Jabhat Al-Nusra march in Al-‘Utayba just before their sudden disappearance in the lake area courtesy of the Syrian Army. Note the advanced weapons they deploy.
Al-Nishaabiyya: Intel from citizens regarding an haphazard move from Al-Nishaabiyya to Mayda’ah to relieve beleaguered rodents strangling under the tightening noose of the SAA impelled the SAA to track their movements and annihilate them. They belonged to the Jabhat Al-Nusra and Liwaa’ Al-Islam. 41 carcasses were counted and 12 were taken prisoner. They included Saudis, Qataris and Iraqis. Automatic rifles, hand grenades, Zionist manufactured anti-tank rockets, PKC machine guns and RPGs were seized. And, a group of young adolescent boys were arrested after it was determined they were receiving training for martyrdom. Anyone interested in adopting a suicidal Jihadist teenager? No names available yet.
Ah, the wages of folly. Note the interesting vest the man in the foreground is wearing. Our marksmen didn’t give him a chance to use it. So sad.
Wadi Baradaa in rural Damascus: (See map for N.W. Damascus on the way to Qudsaayaa) At the Usaamaa Bin Zayd Mosque during Friday prayers, an IED being rigged to explode as attendees were leaving, exploded prematurely killing or maiming the perpetrators. Many civilians were also killed or severely wounded. They were all taken to the Al-Muwaasaat (charity) Hospital.
Tal Turayra Road and Kawaaker: SAA set an ambush and the mindless rodents fell right into it. All told, 36 rats were killed. 17 were wounded and taken prisoner:
“Abu Sufyaan” (That’ll make Shi’is happy. Id pending.)
Raadhi Bikafleeni (?)
The rest could not be identified. Many were certainly foreigners.
Kuwayris: Described by SANA as a “uniquely qualitative operation” and by Wael as “fabulous”, the SAA shot a hot knife of infantry through the positions of the entrenched rodents with tanks leading the way and killed a confirmed 52. The attack was sudden. As the rodents were trying to take positions, very expert combat veterans gave them no quarter, killing the first 30 in less that 2 minutes. A mortar was seized in usable condition with 27 boxes of ammo taken, 4 crates of offensive hand grenades and lots of Bandar’s favorite treat: CAPTAGON!! No names available, yet.
Free Trade Zone near the Turk border, a van with hyenas and assault rifles was intercepted and set to fire. All scavengers perished. Only Turkish documents were found.
Al-Naqqaareen: (See map) Rats in a nest were rousted and killed. 7 confirmed dead. Only one name was sent:
North Maayer: Fighting with no details.
South ‘Anadaan: Major offensive brewing here as SAA begins process of softening up Turk-controlled rodents of every kind. No rat-stats available.
Qaadhi ‘Askar: No details available about fighting here.
‘Arbeed: A laucher was recovered and 3 rats killed. All foreigners.
Rasm Al-‘Abood on the margins of the airbase, a van with cockroaches and resupplies for ISIS was destroyed as it tried to break through a military strong point. All killed. No details.
Al-Ashrafiyya: An attempted rat infiltration to Al-Jandool Avenue and Al-‘Awaariyya Hill near a street where people ride buses was detected early and the plan destroyed. All 11 rodents were killed. No names available.
RUSSIA SENDS SECOND SURVEILLANCE SHIP TO THE MEDITERRANEAN. FROM SEVASTOPOL IN THE BLACK SEA TO OUR SHORES, THE “IKVATOR” UNDER THE COMMAND OF CAPTAIN IGOR BILIKH JOINS THE “BIRYAZOFIA” IN ESTABLISHING RUSSIA AS A NAVAL SUPERPOWER.
Sadad: Huge rat defeat as they tried to re-infiltrate into St. Michael Church, the Municipal Building and Public Plaza in the center of town. All rats killed. No names.
Maheen-Sadad Road and Al-Hafr-Sadad Road into Sadad Town. A team of skunks were intercepted on both roads trying to relieve encircled litter-mates. A huge loss ensued. Wael says the numbers appearing on his desk indicate over 88 killed. Helicopters were involved in the rout.
Al-Sukhna: Totally cleansed of rats. We delighted to report this town close to Palmyra (Tadmur) to the far east of Homs City is now deloused. SAA is pursuing remnant rodents. (see map)
Burj Qaa’iy and Taldu: All rodents dispatched in the Hoolaa and a flatbed truck with a 23mm machine gun cannon is destroyed.
Al-Qaraabees: An attempted rat infiltration into the Homs/Ghoutaa orchards met with the usual result. Almost all the estimated 50 rodents were killed with some escaping. No details for the reason that the AFI are involved.
Al-Ghaasibiyya, Al-Mukharram (flatbed destroyed) and Hoosh Hajju, all saw clean-up but with no details until tomorrow.
Busraa Plaza in the City: A major advance by SAA here all the way to the Naaziheen Camp has placed a massive network of tunnels under the control of the army. Destruction has begun. Rats are running.
PYY (PKK) stalwarts clobbered the ISIS at Al-Ya’rubiyya with over 24 rodents confirmed dead. Great triumph for our Kurdish allies.
COMMENTARY AND NEWS, SOME TRUE:
Read this fascinating article about backstabbing M.B. trolls. Read my article in SyrPer about how Khaled Mishal is a spy for the Mossad. Zoogle it.
Watch McCain getting another drubbing from a voter in Arizona who knows a lot more about Al-Qaeda than the useless, senescent moron standing in front of him. Thanks, Anon:
Galloway and the U.K. public had better read this one about that miscreant Cameron:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks to DfB):
Another Wile E. Coyote Moment from Anon. Watch how calmly a Syrian soldier wipes down his tank. It reminds me of teen agers preparing for some big date at the prom: