City Center: Citizen alerts brought the NDF and then the SAA to the battle. Savage retardates decided they wanted to take the de-escalator to Thermopylae and got their wish granted:
Muhannad Jaassem Al-Qu’ayri
Another 7 were taken prisoner in various states of fear.
OUR CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-QU’AYRI FAMILY FOR THEIR SECOND PLACE FINISH. TOO BAD THEY COULDN’T GET THE HAT TRICK. BUT KEEP TRYING. GOOD SHOW.
Al-Naassiriyya: An attempted attack on a checkpoint by the Battalion of the Mujaahideen (yawn) there was another disaster for the Zionist-supported lice whose destiny was sealed when they started to use missiles manufactured in the Khazar Settler State. Assault rifles and useless communications equipment were taken into custody. All rodents were killed:
Muhssen Sa’eed Al-‘Ajjaan
Muhammad ‘Ali Al-Karraar
‘Abbaas Mahmoud Rashdaan
‘Abdul-Raheem Zayn Al-Masaalima
Adham Hassan Qaassem
Wasseem Muhammad Rahhaal
‘Umar Muhammad ‘Ali Al-Waadi
Farhaan Muhammad Al-‘Eid
‘Ali Hikmaat Al-Faa’oori
Tal-Al-Jaabiya: Another checkpoint attack resulted in 3 rat deaths. The others managed to escape to die another day. No details.
Tafass: Powerful response from SAA and militia crushed a rat attempt to infiltrate into the south side of this miserable town through a checkpoint. Zionist media lied all day yesterday about this:
Mustafaa Dirghaam Al-Khaazen
Hamza Ramadhaan Al-‘Abdullah
‘Ali Mufarreh Al-Sayyed
Another 16 could not be identified and are believed to be Jordanians and Saudi apes.
West Al-Mulayha at the Naahita Road, the SAA had field day picking off wayward automobiles carrying skunks. All 8 cars were destroyed in a huge explosion. No details about the incinerated rodent carcasses.
Heeraan: Fighting with no details. Monzer says 2 rats confirmed dead. Belonged to J.N.
Al-Jaamoos: (Big water buffalo) Skirmish with mice scurrying away.
Old Immigration Center in South Der’ah: SAA killed 4 rodents:
Basheer Mahmoud Hussayni
‘Amr Sa’adallah Al-Taraabeesh
Khaaled ‘Ali ‘Abdul-Wahhaab
Hassan Mu’aadh Al-Ramaamina
Al-Hiraak: A pack of rats tried to infiltrate into the water reservoir but were shooed away by SAA. Monzer says there were some rat carcasses although he did not receive any names.
Basr Al-Hareer: (The flash of silk) Fighting with no details.
Daa’el: Another miserable attempt to attack an SAA unit met with failure when our soldiers refused to cooperate. Monzer confirms 12 dead rats with 3 taken prisoner.
Al-Nu’ayma: Monzer reports rat deaths here to be in the neighborhood of 68. Because of the continuing clash, no details are available yet.
Umm Al-Mayaadhen: At the entry, these plus 29 foreign hyenas of the “Battalion of Faalojaa and Hawraan” (yawn) went to Hell. Another estimated 19 were able to escape for treatment in Ramtha at the Al-Jazeera Hospital for Traitors:
“Abu-Sawmar” (Id pending)
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-SHIHAADAAT CLAN FOR A NOBLE ATTEMPT AT THE HAT TRICK. WE’RE SURE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE VIPERS ARE ENJOYING THEIR SITZ BATH IN HELL.
Abu-Dhuhoor Airbase: Another futile attempt at temporary glory went down the old pipe at both north and south entryways. No details but Wael’s wife says there were “significant” casualties among the rat invaders. The SAA won’t go out to investigate until all snipers are gone. So, it looks like we have some new fertilizer.
Sarja: Confirmed 41 rodents on the caravan to Blazes after the SAA invaded a warehouse filled with toys used by the cringing rodents. The warehouse in the Zaawiya Mountains in the west was particularly well-appointed and had all the earmarks of the stupid, retarded Saudi crypto-ape and child molester, Bandar Bin Baboon. No names are available until tomorrow.
Ma’arballeet: Clean-up with 2 rodents killed.
Kinsafra: A lauching pad for home-made missiles was destroyed. No casualties reported.
West Ma’arratmassreen: Liberated town. But to the west, criminals were hunted down by security forces and killed to a rat. No names.
Qayna: No details about fighting.
Kafr Takhaareem near Armanaaz: The Ahraar Al-Shaam (yawn) and the J.N. took a real beating here yesterday. We can confirm 36 rodent carcasses. All foreigners. Some Chechens here.
Khaan Al-Subul at Saraaqeb: Wild fight with inept, drugged up hyenas led to 22 carcasses:
‘Abdul-Majeed Ahmad Bakkoor
Saayel Muhammad Al-Fahl
Ismaa’eel Daawood Al-‘Abood
Shafeeq Zaaher Qawriyya
The rest are definitely foreigners.
Al-Shaykh Bahr: In rural Idlib, a nest of rats was rudely awakened by the pitter-patter of SAA boots. Almost all were foreigners except for these. Incidentally, 12 surrendered in various states of consciousness:
Ahmad Al-Furaati (IRAQI SNAIL ENTRAIL)
BEST WISHES FROM SYRPER TO THE SULAYMAN FAMILY ON THE GREAT HONOR OF HAVING 2 OF THEIR MISERABLE RODENTS DEPART TO THE ETERNAL CESSPOOL. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: Near the National Hospital and at the Al-Dilla Roundabout, now destroyed and useless except as a nest for vermin, the SAA hit the jackpot with a mortar blast that killed 6 plague-carrying pests. No names.
Binnish: Fighting with SAA on verge of breakthrough.
Saraaqeb area: Ditto.
Naseebayn: A flatbed was made even flatter by an RPG fired by an NDF militiaman. Nothing was left except two roasting carcasses and a blackened Doschka.
See my son Leith’s great map of the fighting in Damascus:
Unfortunately it doesn’t work. We have to find another way.
Qalamoon: To the northwest, the Liwaa’ Al-Islam (yawn) took it hard when it lost its leader here:
Ma’loolaa: In the rocky foothills around the town and east of Al-Ruhayba, these microbes were blotted out:
Another 7 could not be identified.
Rankoos to the north: Fighting with no details.
South ‘Adraa: Ditto.
East Dayr ‘Atiyya: Ditto.
Daarayyaa: At the Sukayna Shrine, a car with weapons was stopped and all contents seized for use in kiling Saudi apes:
“Abdullah” a/k/a “Abu Mahmoud” (Id pending)
“Muhammad” a/k/a “Abu ‘Ali” (Id pending)
Zamalkaa Junction: Police shot down this escaping rat:
Al-Mulayha: The now world-famous Tamiko Pharmaceutical Company saw 16 rat carcasses collecting in its shadow yesterday:
Doumaa at the ‘Aaliya Farms:
‘Arbeen: 2 vans with weapons, drugs and grenades were blown up with these rats inside:
Al-Buwaydha Farms in South Damascus: The Liwaa’ Al-Islam (yawn), still vying for early extinction, met its fate in the form of a full regiment of SAA:
Another 2 could not be identified.
Jawbar at the Central Corniche south of the Electric Institute and the Parliament Roundabout, destroyed a bulldozer used to build ramparts, ditches and dirt barriers.
Hutaytat Turkmaan: Remnant rodents hunted down and killed:
See my son Leith’s excellent map of the fighting in Aleppo:
It doesn’t work. We have to find another way to show you the map. Sorry.
No details today from this great northern capital.
South Taadif in east Aleppo: 12 vans with weapons were attacked by militia and SAA. No details about a major loss to the J.N.
Carlton Hotel: Not recommended for a short or long stay. Fighting. No details.
Khaan Al-Shawna, lots of carcasses, no details.
Al-Sayyid ‘Ali: Ditto.
Kuwayris: Yawn. Ditto.
‘Arbeed: No details.
Al-Judayda, Central Prison and Dhahrat ‘Abed Rabbuh in the north, no details.
Al-Salamiyya: We reported this battle before. But, we had no idea at the time about the massive arsenal accumulated here by the J.N. at Al-‘Arshoon. Trucks with missiles and various light assault weapons were found, heavy assault rifles, Zionist missiles, 4 23mm machine gun cannons ready for rigging on flatbeds, very advanced satellite communication equipment from Europe, C-4, TNT and much more including drugs. Citizens played a role in pointing out areas the SAA missed. Very useful. This area is known for its large Ismaili community. They are very loyal to the government.
IF WE NEEDED THEM, THESE SPECIAL TROOPS OF THE IRANIAN REPUBLICAN GUARD CORPS WOULD DROP OUT OF THE SKY AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE TO HELP US KILL THE RATS. BUT, WE ARE DOING FINE AND THE TABLES AND WORMS HAVE TURNED. WE PRAY WE SEE THEM LIBERATING ARABIA FROM THE IGNORANT APES WHO HAVE DEFILED IT.
FACTS AND FOLDEROL:
Well written article lays open the seemingly obsessive nature of anti-Syrian nations, their hypocrisy and illogic:
We told you before he’s schizo, now read this about Jumblatt:
My son, Leith, sent this to his mother, who sent it to me for this blog. Enjoy this hilarious anti-Saudi pro-woman-driving spoof of a Jamaican song. It’s pretty funny. Show it to the ladies:
John Esq. sends this from the Settler State about our victorious president:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Jimbo)