FIRST POST – OCTOBER 31, 2013 – WAR FOR IGNORANCE:AL-RAQQA ISIS ANNOUNCES NEW LAWS; BATTLES GOING SUPERBLY FOR SAA; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

AL-RAQQA: THE WAR OF IGNORANCE

THE ISLAMIC STATE IN IRAQ AND SYRIA (ISIS), an invention of that idiot, Bandar Bin Sultan the Ape of Arabia, just announced a new set of laws for all those who suffer the misfortune of living in their stifling Islamist Takfiri Empire of Dread. These insect-brained trolls listed the following as absolutely verboten,  a no-no, taboo, unlawful, ill-advised and downright dangerous.  SyrPer’s own Ziad will translate the Arabic text for you:

“1. Girls are not allowed to wear jeans and sweaters. Islamic dress must be worn, i.e. the robe and burqa.  Make-up is prohibited.

2.  Cigarette smoking and narghiles (hookas) are prohibited commencing 11/15/2013 A.D.  Punishment to those who violate this law is the amputation of the index and middle finger.  In the event the accused still does not adhere to the law,  then, punishment shall be between 80 lashes and may reach execution.

3.  Men’s barber shops shall close and it is forbidden to shorten the hair.  Anyone who violates this shall be executed.

4.  Women’s clothing may not be displayed in showcase windows of stores.  Salespersons must be women.

5.  Seamstress shops for women must be closed if a male is found inside.

6.  All signs and advertisements in businesses for female hairdressing must be taken down.

7.  70 lashes to anyone who uses the word “ISIS”. (Lit. “Daa’ish”)

8.   Women are prohibited from visiting male gynecologists for treatment.      

9.  Combing of hair in a modern fashion is prohibited.  Any substance young males place on their hair is prohibited – the punishment being 80 lashes for the violator.

10.  Young men may not wear low hip blue jeans.

11.  Women are prohibited from sitting in chairs.”

IF ALLAH TRULY EXISTS, WHERE IN THE HELL DID THESE SAVAGES COME FROM?  WHAT KIND OF SICKNESS EXPLAINS THESE IDEATIONS WHICH SEEMINGLY ARISE FROM THE MINDS OF APES, INSECTS, SCAVENGERS, BUZZARDS OR JUST FECAL MATTER?

IF THERE IS A GOD, THEN MAY HE BURN AHMAD IBN HANBALMUHAMMAD IBN ‘ABDUL-WAHHAAB, SAYYID QUTB, IBN TAYMIYYA, AND THE REST OF THESE JACKALS IN THE FIRES OF EVERLASTING HELL.  THEIR EXISTENCE, AS A THOUGHT OR A THEORY, IS A DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

IF ANY READER OUT THERE SUPPORTS THESE APES, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE AT SYRPER THINK:  YOU DON’T BELONG IN ANY CIVILIZED SOCIETY.  IT IS BEST YOU FIND A ROCK UNDER WHICH YOU CAN LIVE YOUR STINKING WAHHABIST LIFE WITH SCORPIONS, TARANTULAS AND ALL OF NATURE’S FAVORITE VERMIN.  MAY GOD DAMN YOU FOR THIS OUTRAGE!  OUR ARMY IS COMING SOON.

DAYR EL-ZOR:  ISIS SUFFERS HUGE LOSSES IN CLASHES WITH SAA AND NDF.  AL-RAQQA AWAITS:

This map will show you all relevant locations:

http://www.maplandia.com/syria/dimashq/adra/

Al-Rushdiyya:  The Brigade of Ibn Al-Qayyim (yawn) and the “Free Men of Syria” (yawn squared) took a real drubbing the day before yesterday in this are of the city.  The ISIS, which was in charge of the operation, completely misled its own mercenaries and gave them up to the SAA and NDF without much of a gambit.  The aftermath was stifling as carcasses were found oozing blood everywhere with no citizen willing to give the rodents so much as a bandage.  Here are the named dead.  Over 121 rats were counted:

 Bashshaar Muhammad Saaleh Al-‘Abood
‘Abdul-Baassett Ibraaheem Al-Hassan
Hammaam ‘Ali Al-Hammood
Muhammad Hussayn Al-Jaaber
Hussayn Hanoon Muhammad Al-Ghaazi
Zayn ‘Ismaa’eel Al-Mikhraz
Sirhaan ‘Abdullah Tawwaari
‘Aakif Ahmad Sa’eed Al-Tabbaa’
‘Alaa’uddeen Hamad Al-Muhammad 
Sulaym Muhammad Farhaan Al-Sarheed
Ja’afar Khaleel Al-Bukamaal
‘Alaa’ Al-Hameeda Al-Doori    

Another 29 have been confirmed to be foreign.  Of these,  6 are Saudis, 3 Kuwaitis and the rest have not been identified adequately yet.

Note:  Ibn Al-Qayyim Al-Jawziyya was the public name of a Hanbali scholar who was born around 1292 A.D. in the southern Syrian town of Izra’.  He studied Islamic jurisprudence extensively and would have been a useful individual but for his adoption and promotion of moronic Hanbali principles.  

HOMS:

Al-Zaara:  In the area of Tal Kalakh, SAA destroyed a launch pad for missiles at the Al-Zaara Bridge along with a 23mm machine gun cannon.  Among the fetid rodents trying to protect what little turf is left in Homs Province, were these belonging to the Brigade of the Soldiers of Allah (yawn):

Mu’tassem Al-Dandashi
Haareth Julaylaati
Zuhayr Sa’ad

تدمير قاعدة إطلاق صواريخ وأسلحة للإرهابيين على طريق حمص تدمر

Al-Khaalidiyya and Al-Zaara, in between, an entire pack of rats, all 13, were annihilated by SAA and militia while trying to move to Tal Kalakh area:

Adeeb Mustafaa
Muneeb ‘Abdullah
‘Abdul-Majeed Shihaab
Haatem Al-Kurdi
Ayyoob Al-Baashaa
Muhammad Jarboo’

No other names were provided.

South Hanoora Village:  On the Homs-Palmyra Road, SAA rescued 2 drivers who were taken hostage by Bandar’s heroic mercenary highwaymen.  4 rats were killed and 1 surrendered.

Al-Sa’en to the West :  At the convalescent home for the elderly, 5 vans were torched by SAA infantrymen with all their weapons.  Wael says the area was lit for hours until firemen could douse the blaze.  No survivors and carcasses were incinerated.

Daar Al-Kabeera in the Al-Rastan area:  A missile launcher and a car with weapons were destroyed.  No details.

Al-Raabiya, Al-Mushayrifa and Al-Habra East all saw some skirmishing with very diminishing returns for remnant rats in this area.  No names available.

Keeseen Bay on Lake Keeseen:  SAA killed 3 gun runners as they tried to shoot their way out back to the lake.

Al-Hazm area near Al-Hawwaareen:  Skirmish with no details.

Al-Khaalidiyya and Al-Zaara:  All lizards took the fast train to Station Satan when their convoy was prudently interdicted by SAA. 14 counted scavengers.  Names not available yet.

Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah in the City at the Al-Waleed Complex.  SAA and police killed 2 rodents.

Al-Haaj Marketplace and in Al-Qusoor, SAA wiped out a pack of rodents.  Number: 11.

DAMASCUS:

تدمير معمل لتصنيع العبوات الناسفة في يبرود بريف دمشق

‘Arbeen and Harastaa:  A tunnel 300 meters long and 5 meters deep with electric wiring, rooms and a special opium den was uncovered and destroyed.  An IED factory was found inside and there were over 10 IEDs set up at the entrance to the tunnel.    

العثور على نفق بطول 300 م يمتد بين عربين وحرستا

Doumaa:  100s of demonstrators came out demanding that the SAA take stricter measures to expel all terrorists from this part of town.  The demonstrators demanded a permanent presence for the SAA and NDF to protect them from the ravages of the Islamist Takfeeri muderers and mercenaries.

Doumaa againAt the Tamiko Pharmaceutical Company,  SAA marksmen took down these cockroaches:

Dhiyaa’ Al-Maghribi
Suhayl Ma’ashsli
Saamer Tallu

Al-Qaaboon:  Fighting with the SAA losing no soldiers.  Rat toll:  21.

Barzeh:  Skirmishing with no details.

Al-Bihaariyya:  SAA wiped out a group of rodents and seized all weapons and ordnance:

‘Abdul-Fattaah Safsaff
Diyaab Keelaani
Raamez ‘Abdul-Rahmaan

Al-Nishaabiyya:  On the way to Mayda’ah in the East Ghouta, a herd of swine was attacked by NDF and, then, by SAA.  Monzer writes that the number of porcine perps was 14.  23 surrendered and are now warbling eloquently.

Ghaader ‘Ajlooni
Qaassem Farraaj
Sameer Ahmad
Muhammad Al-Barnaawi
‘Ammaar Muraad
Mahmoud Murooji

The rest could not be identified and are believed to be foreign.

Hutaytat Turkmaan:  Almost all rats killed here.

Muhammad Khadhdhoor

Daarayyaa:  How the old snipers just keep coming out of the cracks:

Ahmad Kaamoon  (a/k/a “Al-Mikhraz”, the “awl”)
”Abu Tayseer Ziyaada” (he was injured in the skirmish.  Former member of the Military Council of Daarayyaa. (yawn))

‘Adraa:  At the S.A.R. Factory to the South.  6 rats go down.  No survivors.

Yabrood:  SAA took down another member of the ‘Anqa family:

Ibraaheem ‘Anqa (No relation to Paul, the Canadian crooner.)

Yabrood:  In a second operation, an IED factory northwest of the town was destroyed completely.  All terrorists hiding in the area were exterminated.  No details.

Jayrood west of the farms, a warehouse with weapons and comm. equipment was vaporized.

Jubb’adeen:  Nest destroyed.  No details in on-going operation.

Hoosh ‘Arab:  To its East.  A battle in still going on.  No details.

Al-Nabak:  At Al-Saqiy Street, SAA killed 7 rodents.

IDLIB:  Huge operation involving infantry supported by air power has resulted in the confirmed deaths of 239 rodents at the Abu Dhuhoor Airbase.  Massive setback for rodents and their Saudi backers.  I will have names as soon as they are released to Wael.

Binnish and Ta’oom Road:  SAA laid an ambush for 6 vans in the area of Saraaqeb and killed all the occupants.  Wael does not know the exact number.  

ALEPPO:

Al-Shaykh Sa’eed on the outskirts, in a building infested with rats, a mortar was destroyed and every slinking scavenger inside, all 14, were killed as SAA sappers rigged it with explosives and steam-cleaned the mercenaries.

Kuwayris near the base, a rocket launcher was destroyed.  All 3 rodents surrendered.

Al-Judayda:  Another rocket launcher was destroyed.  No details.

Daarat ‘Izza:  Fighting with no details.

Al-Kindi Hospital and Central Prison:  SAA on the offensive, killed 9 rats and wounded an estimated 7.  No further details.

Sulaymaan Al-Halabi Quarter in the City:  An infiltration attempt by FSA rats from Al-Saakhoor Quarter and Al-Shaykh Khudhur met with failure.  SAA reports 6 dead rodents and 18 prisoners.

Bustaan Al-Qassr:  A large number of scavengers were killed here, but the details are murky as SAA is pursuing escapees.

AL-HASAKA:
 
Al-Shidaadiyya City:  18 confirmed Jabhat Al-Nusra deaths at the Domestic Animal Nursery.  5 vans with weapons destroyed.

Saafia Town north of Al-Hasaka: 2 10kg IEDs under a bridge were disassembled.   

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA IN THE WORLD PRESS:

Nice analysis from NSNBC of the Saudi rift and the grift that inevitably follows everything the apes of Arabia do:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/10/31/house-saud-may-throw-oily-spanner-us-iran-talks-gambit/ 

Well written and conceived artile about the Qalamoon situation:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/syria-war-qalamoun-didn%E2%80%99t-begin-because-it-never-stopped

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks to Nazir)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2JQFJjky40&feature=em-subs_digest

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