IDLIB: (We told you so)
SARAAQEB – ALEPPO HIGHWAY WHERE THE TERRORIST HYENAS WENT UP IN FLAMES:
Saraaqeb is famous for its ice cream factories. That’s about it. But, this time, it’s going to be remembered for one of the most important victories in the 21st Century conflict in Syria. Yesterday, the SAA, militia, NDF and SAAF confronted a large concentration of rodents allied to Obama and his Saudi ape allies and exterminated them. This victory has now opened the entire route between Idlib and Aleppo, essentially permitting unrestricted supply to Syria’s largest city and industrial capital. My sources tell me that already trucks are pouring in with supplies, necessities and most importantly, soldiers and armor. Wael has received a complete report on rat carcasses which will tell you the whole story. If Bandar Bin Marmoset was banking on these idiots, he just lost all his capital:
Daawood FathallahSuhayl Abu-Amjad
“Abdullah” (a/k/a “Abu Hishaam”, LIBYAN FECAL MATTER, id pending)
Fahd Al-Turki (LIBYAN DUNG PARTICLE AND FLEA)
Naasser ‘Abdul-Jabbaar Al-Ku’aydi
Habeeb Sarsoor (What a cockroach!)
Another 143 remain unidentified and strewn all over the rural banks of the highway. Of the 143, 17 were burned deliberately to hide their foreign identities. Wael confirms that the SAA took 96 prisoners, many in serious condition – good! The NDF is tasked with collecting information about the carcasses to help MI and other security agencies to tally up the victory.
But, that’s not the whole saga. In a second operation at Tall Hadiyya Village, 2 flatbeds with the usual Saudi-supplied 23mm machine guns were stopped and destroyed. All rats went up in flames in a perfect ambush:
“Al-Shaykh Mahmoud” (a/k/a “Abu As’ad”. LIBYAN GNAT DROPPING)
“Nawras” (a/k/a “Abu ‘Abdullah”, LIBYAN TRANSVESTITE AND PROFESSIONAL WEASEL)
“Faares” (a/k/a “Abu Kamaal”, IRAQI DIGESTED DATE PIT)
Ahmad Al-Ghool (What an ogre!)
Another 15 could not be identified. Many were burned with white phosphorous.
But, that’s not all either. At Al-Zurba near Saraaqeb, too, Jabhat Al-Nusra rodent freaks ran for their stinking lives while militia enjoyed target practice:
Akram Shalaash Al-Saaleh (LIBYAN APE MUCOUS)
Ahmad Abu-Moussaa (TUNISIAN DUNG BEETLE)
‘Abdul-Jaleel Abu-Ahmad (IRAQI WILDEBEEST PUS)
Another 8 surrendered along with 27 wounded. Big net for SAA.
Bayneen in the Al-Zaawiya Mountains: 10 vans loaded with ammunition and supplies were destroyed and all contents seized for distribution to our militias.
Ahmad Fayssal Habboosh
Saafi Muhammad Al-Qaaq
Ayman ‘Abdul-Jawaad Qurbi
Muhammad Darweesh Abu-Salaah
12 remain unidentified and most presumed to be foreign.
Bisqillaa Village near Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: In a clash between rodents for loot and booty, the SAA and security waited until the fight was over, then, entered and killed the rest. The duel was between “Brigades of the Damascene Falcons” (yawn) and the “Brigade of the Dawn” (double yawn). So sad, really:
Another 9 could not be identified and appear North African.
Kafr ‘Awbad: A warehouse heaping with weapons was discovered. So much C-4, you’d think the rats wanted to blow up New York. Flatbeds in the process of being rigged for machine gun cannons were seized along with 37 rat prisoners. Here are the ones who just couldn’t make it:
‘Abu Al-Khaaleq” (LIBYAN RAT-APE AND ALTAR BOY BUGGERER)
“Al-Farazdaq” (MOROCCAN SNOT. Reportedly an expert on IEDs and missiles.)
I have more on Idlib, but, I’ve got to have lunch. Watch the next post on Damascus, Aleppo and Der’ah. Plus I have to read your comments and posts. ZAF
NEWS AND COMMENTARY WORTH READING OR GUFFAWING AT:
ELIZABETH O’BAGY IS JOHN MCCAIN’S LEGISLATIVE ASSISTANT? Laugh your heads off about America’s foremost Alzheimers patient and lout:
Oh, No! Mr. Cameron! The rats are coming home to roost: