FIRST POST – OCTOBER 9, 2013 – DAMASCUS SUBURBS DELOUSED; SYRIAN ARMY PREPARES HUGE PUSH ON QUNAYTRA AND ALEPPO; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:

تقرير استخباري إسرائيلي: ألوية سورية تتحرك باتجاه القنيطرة والحدود الأردنية

URGENT:  CONFIRMED MASSIVE SYRIAN ARMORED CONVOYS ON THEIR WAY TO QUNAYTRA IN THE GOLAN HEIGHTS.  OVER 200 T-72 TANKS REVVED UP AND READY TO EXTERMINATE COCKROACHES FROM MOUNT HERMON ALL THE WAY TO THE YARMOUK RIVER.  “THE (A)SYRIANS CAME DOWN LIKE THE WOLF ON THE FOLD AND THEIR COHORTS WERE GLEAMING IN PURPLE AND GOLD”.  (Lord Byron)

AL-HUSAYNIYYA AND AL-DHIYAABIYYA ARE NOW RAT-FREE!  THE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE HAS ANNOUNCED THE COMPLETE EXTIRPATION OF THE ZIONIST-SUPPORTED RODENTS IN SOUTHERN DAMASCUS.  MAJOR VICTORY FOR SAA.  OPPROBRIOUS ROUT FOR FSA AND JABHAT AL-NUSRA VERMIN.  ALL RAT NESTS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.

Monzer says that the amount of weapons seized from the mercenary vultures exceeds half a million dollars.  He remarked that much of the weaponry was not accompanied by ammunition, proving that the battles to the east corked off all supplies.  Monzer confirms the surrender of 88 rats.

Al-Hujjayra:  Escaping filth from Al-Husayniyya and Al-Dhiyaabiyya met fully prepared Ba’ath Party paramilitary militiamen who exterminated them:

Islaam Al-Qaassemi (JORDANIAN FRUIT FLY DROPPING)
“Roohaani Khaan” (AFGHAN WOLF REGURGITATION)
‘Udayy Sahlab
Ghaaleb Al-Hassani
Yazan Al-Ishaaqi
Muhammad Shuwayri
Ra’oof Ahmad Nazzaal
Maalek Sa’aduddeen
Mustafaa Al-Habr
Radhwaan Sharkas
‘Umar Zurqutt

Another 23 could not be identified at the time.  All foreign.

Syrian armed forces are deployed in Rif Dimashq. (File photo)
Infantrymen of the First Syrian Army Corps march comfortably after erasing the plague of rats in Al-Husayniyya.

 ALEPPO:

URGENT:  SYRIAN ARMY HAS COMPLETED ENVELOPMENT OF AL-SUFAYRA IN EASTERN RURAL ALEPPO.  ALL RATS TRAPPED INSIDE.  ESTIMATED 6,800-7,000 JABHAT AL-NUSRA AFFILIATED MERCENARIES ABOUT TO DIE.

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You can see Al-Sufayra to the Southeast of Aleppo.  It is written Al-Safeera here.  In actuality it means a “hill” in Arabic and Aramaic. 

Syrian Perspective has learned that a huge Syrian army Division has been able to capitalize on the recent capture of Khanaasser to push toward Al-Sufayra which is partially controlled by Jabhat Al-Nusra buzzards.  The SAA has taken up positions at 4 points around Al-Sufayra and is poised to begin a tempest of bombardment in preparation for the inevitable deracination of every stinking rodent inside.  The 4 points are at Khanaaser-Sufayra Junction, Military Industrial Academy, Artillery Brigade Center and the Scientific Research Institute.  You can tell that Al-Sufayra was the major center for military studies in the SAR.  

Varangian reports accurately that a Tunisian news source has confirmed the descent into Hell of a Tunisian nephew (with ISIS) of some Islamist ape Tunisian Prime Minister named Ali Laraayedh on August 5, 2013.  It took place at Mennagh Airbase near Aleppo.  Go back and read my post on that date or August 6. Mennagh played a big role then.  We wish his stinking Barbary Ape family the very worst and hope his ashes were mixed with Zionist remains at Lake Qar’oun in Lebanon.

DER’AH:  The much-trumpeted big-bad J.N./FSA offensive turned out to be a big bust.  At the following towns, the SAA and militia defecated on Bandar’s army of rats:

Nawaa north of Tafass:  The “Brigade of Hudhayfa bin Yamaan” (yawn) drew jeers as it went down straight to a noisome cesspool ignored conveniently by Mephistopheles:

Waleed Al-Qaysi
Saaber Al-Akta’
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Jubayri
Muhammad Sawwaan

Another 3 could not be identified.  12 taken prisoner.

Tal Al-Samn:  Fighting. No details.

Al-Tayra: Ditto.

Tafass:

‘Abdullah Fahd Dawsi Al-Dubaykhi (SAUDI ARABIAN CUR AFTERBIRTH)
Talaal Musaa’ed Al-‘Ajrami (JORDANIAN HORSEFLY HAIR)
Raa’ed Al-Massri
Amjad ‘Ali Al-Sayyed
Khaldoon Al-Hareeri
Akram Muhammad Al-Hasheesh (Get high with Akram in his special booth at Satan’s Red Light Club)
Qutayba Al-Shiblaaq

HOMS:

Another doomed FSA attempt to infiltrate from ‘Arsaal in Lebanon to Al-Qusayr via Khirbat Al-Nu’aymaat wound up leaving 6 vulture carcasses in the fields.  Many were blown up because they were carrying explosives.  So sad.

Al-Rastan Lake:  Hilarious Donnybrook in cheap boats.  Citizens warned NDF about a suspicious looking row of boats with boxes inside.  Well, you can guess what happened next.  Apparently, the FSA is not big on training their crack commandos to swim.  7 drowned in the ensuing melee.  When the SAA arrived, they reported the NDF had killed a total of 19 rodents.  There are attempts underway now to collect the ordnance from the bottom of the lake.

This is Al-Rastan Lake.  Pretty, but, filled with large crocodiles.  Nyuk.  Don’t get on a boat there unless you’re wearing your Mae West. 

Al-Rastan:  To the East at the Al-Mustafaa Mosque, 2 rodents shot by sharpshooters.  

Al-Wa’er Quarter:  Dracula would protest.  28 rats killed near the Blood Bank in this once-pleasant quarter of Homs.  No names.

Baab Hood:  It’s almost over as the last remnants of the rats are being slowly ground into cheap cat food.

Al-Warsha:  An Arabic corruption of the English word: “Workshop”.  Fighting.  No details.

Al-Qusoor:  Ditto.

Al-Ghajar:  Near the Cheese Factory.  Mice were found and rousted from their sleep.  6 killed.  No details.

Tal Kalakh:  Lots of dead vermin.  No details.  Wa’el apologizes.  Somebody is blocking reporting about this area.  There is much talk about FSA negotiations.  It might have something to do with that.

I’m not going to publish anything about the campaign in Idlib and Al-Hasaka because I was promised really detailed reports about an offensive that netted over 134 vehicles used by rats to smuggle assets out of Syria.
Tomorrow.

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

From Chris, more proof that the BBC and the entire British conspiracy to frame Dr. Assad for the CW attack is nothing more than cheap carnival drivel:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=002_1381167347

Laugh your heads off about these moronic French reporters being taken hostage.  Gosh.  I sure hope the heroes of the French government don’t behead them:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/video/two-french-reporters-taken-hostage-175112062.html

Okay, I have the article I think Bot Tak sent me yesterday:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/poll-finds-westerners-opposed-military-intervention-syria-124153961.html

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:  Thanks to Nopes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsF3HspQY6A

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