ALEPPO: The good news won’t stop pouring in. The town of Al-Khanaasser (Ansarantha in ancient times) has been declared “safe” for all inhabitants by the Ministry of Defense. This town was a thorn in the side of SAA’s efforts to resupply forces inside Aleppo from central Syria. That is, until today. Reports indicate that the rat defenders were left to die by the FSA (or whatever is left of it after the catastrophe in Rawdha) and they performed brilliantly by, well, dying. Over 132 have been counted so far with names to be delivered tomorrow.
Al-Mansoora: An attempt by vultures to infiltrate New Aleppo met with abject defeat again today. 6 rodents went to a private funeral for themselves and were cremated to boot:
“Al-Haaj Ibraaheem” (Id pending)
Shari’ah School to Old Aleppo: SANA reports an attempt by hyenas to infiltrate into the Old City was repelled. 8 rats dead with no details.
Huraytaan to the East of the City, 5 cars carrying vermin were halted and attacked by security and militia. 7 reported dead and 2 wounded. No details.
Road between Tall-‘Arn and Al-Sufayra, at the “Desert Ship Restaurant”, in part of a campaign to rid the area of rodents southeast of Aleppo. 4 vans were destroyed causing a huge explosion that could be heard from 20 miles away. The cars were carrying a lot of TNT and C-4, not a good combination when you get hit with a Kornet rocket.
Kafr Naahaa: A convoy of 7 vans carrying FSA rodents and weapons were interdicted and attacked by SAA and militia. No details about the approximately 20 snakes killed.
Khaan Al-‘Asal to the Southwest of Aleppo, 6 cars carrying weapons were forced to stop and fight. Wael reports 13 dead rats, 5 wounded and a lot of ammo for our militias.
Tal Jabeen: Fighting with no details.
Central Prison in the area of the Al-Kindi Hospital: SAA attacked Al-Qaeda fixed positions and killed over 15 rats. No details.
Al-Layramoon: Fighting with no details.
Bani Zayd Quarter near the Africano Restaurant in the Al-Rashideen Neighborhood, fighting with no details.
Al-Nayrab Village southeast of Aleppo: 16 rats confirmed killed.
Dhahrat ‘Abed Rabbuh at the Al-Shuwayana Buildings in rural west Aleppo, an SAA ambush without any details.
Kuwayris Village near Al-Judayda near the base: SAA seizes rocket launchers, and destroys a mortar. No rat-stats.
Fighting also reported in ‘Arbeed, Kassakeess, Rasm Al-‘Abood, Kafr Hamra, and Ataareb North (huge explosion).
Attempt by rats to infiltrate into Salaahuddeen Quarter from the direction of Al-Suwayqa results in 3 rat departures on the red-eye flight to the Stygian Manor. No rat-stats.
Ahraar Al-Shaam (The Free Men of Syria)
Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed (The Brigades of Monotheism)
Jaysh Al-Islaam (The Army of Islam)
Suqoor Al-Shaam (The Falcons of Syria)
Liwaa’ Al-Furqaan (Brigades of the Koran)
Liwaa’ Al-Haqq (Brigades of Truth)
2 DEATHS OF 2 VIRULENT STRAINS OF MICROBE:
DER’AH CITY: SyrPer can confirm the death of MALIK YUNUS AL-ZU’BI OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA’S LIWAA’ AL-IQTIHAAM (STURMABTEILUNG). Our congratulations to his family for this gift. We hope he won’t suffer too long in Hell. Maybe Allah is compassionate after all.
‘Abdul-Naasser Abu Jamaal (Al-Shanboori), an Egyptian fly and propagandist for Jihadist vultures went to the Al-Jazeera Hospital in Al-Ramtha, Jordan, yesterday after feeling discomfort in his abdomen caused by a Syrian Army hollow-point shell that made his kidneys dysfunctional. After arriving at the hospital via taxi cab, Jordanian doctors did their best to stop yawning as he drifted off into SEX-JIHADI-HELL. Our compliments to the family of this AIDs-Infected runt son. (Thanks, Joene-nl)
Never have medical supplies been so wasted as on trying to save the stinking life of this insect from Egypt.
The Orkin Man is very active in Homs. He’s trying to clean up the area and find remnant pests:
An infiltration attempt frm Al-Ghaydha in Lebanon into Tal-Kalakh just couldn’t get too far before the slinking rodents were discovered with night-vision goggles (no doubt provided by PRINCE BANDAR). 6 were confirmed killed and the rest, about 16, were seen scurrying back to the safety of the Lebanon. The carcasses are rotting, as usual, in the afternoon sun.
Al-Hissen: Rats infiltrated out through farms in the area of the Patriarchal Hospital of Al-Hissin close to Al-Hiwaash Village. They fired on Christian pedestrians – a favorite past time for Jihadist pimps and child molesters. 2 Christians were hit and killed. The murderers escaped.
Al-Barda’iyyaat Village near Al-Zaara Village in the area of Tal-Kalakh. It was another miserable attack on an SAA checkpoint. All 11 rats were killed:
The rest could not be identified.
Hannoora Dam to the West in East Homs: fighting with no details.
‘Arshoona Village: Ditto.
Abu Hawaadeed Village: Clean-up. Ditto.
Al-Rastan east of the cement factory south of Haleema Al-Sa’diyya School. 4 confirmed rat deaths. No details.
Al-Sama’leel Village in the Al-Hoola, all 23 rats killed in a combined helicopter-infantry operation. No survivors. Wael mentions that not one Syrian soldier was injured in this battle.
Al-Barbaji Hospital near the Al-Salaam Mosque in Al-Qaraabees: fighting with no details.
Al-Wa’er in Homs: Clean-up. 1 rat killed.
Al-Qussoor (The Castles): In a battle that took over 7 hours east of Al-Haal Market, the SAA made major advances against the J.N. terrorist microbes. Interesting point here, all carcasses were found incinerated with white phosphorous type grenades. SAA and MI assume these were foreign rodents whose nationalities needed to be concealed.
Baab Hood: Almost finished. Fighting with no details.
Binnish: ISIS varmint, child molester and sex Jihadist is killed. He was also a major leader of the ISIS, Bandar Bin Sultan’s favorite rock group:
‘ABDUL-RAZZAAQ JUMA’H SUMAYSIM
May he roast in Hell over very dry eucalyptus wood.
NEWS, VIDEOS AND NONSENSE:
Frank Reitzenstein sends this captivating look at the S-400. Really scary stuff:
But we have a big surprise for Obama and the CIA which we will not reveal:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Thanks to Anonymous for this ranting and raving video. Yuk. Yuk.