Use this map to cite locations:
Al-Subayna: At the Associations’ Complex in south Damascus, the SAA killed 6 rats and took 28 prisoners. Only one name was revealed:
Shaaker Hassan Badr
Barza in the East Ghouta at the Tishreen Hospital: Confirmed 11 rats killed yesterday.
Zamalkaa Junction: 10 rats killed. I just received these names from Monzer:
The rest were foreigners. There was an attempt to incinerate their bodies but the terrorists had insufficient flares for that purpose.
Jawbar south of the Electric Company:
Mudayra south of Doumaa: A skirmish saw 5 rats surrender after one of their’s got in in the skull:
Daarayyaa: At the Sukayna Shrine, 4 snipers were hunted down, cornered and offered a chance to surrender. The rest of the story is an obituary.
Al-Hardayn toward Kanaaker: A firefight with escaping rodents. All 17 were killed. There were Jordanians, Tunisians and Saudis among the group. They were Jabhat Al-Nusra affiliated. On their persons and inside their 4 vehicles, SAA found a huge load of military-grade TNT and stun grenades. All this will be used to blow up Bandar’s office if he’s there the next time.
SYRIAN ARMY EMBARKS ON NEW OFFENSIVE IN JAWBAR AND QAABOON. OUR SOURCES INDICATE THAT THE REMNANT RATS HERE ARE MOSTLY FOREIGNERS WITH ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO LIVE. THE FIGHTING IS EDGING CLOSE TO THE TOURA RIVER.
Al-Qaasimiyya: 15 hyenas met their Hyena God and are now scavenging in Hell. No names.
Al-Dilba: Skirmish. One killed:
‘Adraa: Fighting with no details.
Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer: A major operation in full swing now. No details, yet.
Hawsh ‘Arab: Fighting. No details. Major clean-up.
Waadi Al-Majar west of Waadi Al-Sarkha/Al-Nabak area in the Qalamoon. On-going campaign. Use of air power dominates.
Al-Nabak north of Al-Sahl southeast of Al-Jaraajeer and north of Yabrood: Confirmed 13 foreign rats killed. No names available.
Al-Salaam Superhighway: An attack on a military outpost between Qatana and Al-Qunaytra was a disaster for these mostly foreign rodents. No details available.
Khaan Al-Shaykh, Bayt Jinn, Hawsh Al-‘Abbaasiyya and Hayna in rural Damascus. Some vague reports of heavy fighting here with no details.
Al-Rastan: Huge demonstration demanding Syrian Army’s deployment there and destruction of all terrorist rat dens and nests:
Throngs of Syrians, unafraid any longer of the defeated FSA and their scavenger allies in the J.N., riot demanding SAA protection against the plague of Islamist, Saudi-supported infidels, heretics and heathens who have devastated their country. That Rastanis would come out in such numbers without apprehension is proof that the SAA has eliminated the terrorist threat from their area.
Hawsh Al-Salloom: Fighting with no details.
Al-Khaalidiyya: NDF put these buzzards down:
Daar Al-Kabeera: A missile launcher was destroyed. No details.
Keeseen: Fighting and 2 rodents got on the Greyhound Bus to Pluto’s Palace:
Talaf Village and Maheen: This is a big operation to thoroughly eradicate the rodents. The SAA has already cleared a 5km-wide area along the Maheen-Sadad road. This is desert area and tactics will differ. Much air power is being used. No names, yet.
Baab Hood in the City: At the Ka’ab Al-Ahbaar Mosque. 12 rodents killed here.
Al-Warsha: 3 killed here:
Al-Safsafa: Fighting with no details.
Al-Hameediyya: An NDF unit surrounded a building and held position until a T-72 came along and turned the edifice into dust. It will take 2 days to unearth the carcasses.
Al-Qusoor in the City from the direction of Shamsi Baashaa Mosque, 3 killed and 7 surrendered.
Jabal Al-Nahdayn and Tal’at Al-Madhal in the area of Sadad. At a police station, J.N. got creamed as SAA artillery savaged the group. Wael reports that 39 were killed. No survivors.
South Al-Hazm and West Al-Hazm on the road to Sadad, 11 killed.
Maheen and Abu Rabaah: 10 van convoy destroyed with 6 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun cannons, boxes of ammo and lots of Captagon. No names. All foreign.
Al-Rastan: At the Al-Shaykh Al-Hakeem Ibraaheem Mosque, 11 foreign rats killed. Some were from Kazakhstan, of all places. No names.
Al-Raqqa Village in Homs, close to Al-Wa’er. Jabhat Al-Nusra drug addicts attacked a strong point held by NDF which was used to search suspicious vehicles. NDF foiled the attempt after the SAA arrived to lend assistance. The group of rats called itself the “Movement of Free Men of Syria” (yawn). Number confirmed killed: 22
Tal’at Raakaan: 37 rodents killed in a surround-snuff operation that has become an SAA standard in anti-insurgency warfare. Of the killed, a large number of Egyptians and Saudis. No names, yet.
My, my. Poor Bandar. Methinks his beard is awfully close to the chopping block.
Burj Zaahiya: Militia and SAA smash this group of vandals, this troupe of monkeys, these cannibals:
Al-‘Aaliya Village: 19 savages were killed here by Ba’ath Militia. Trucks with missiles were destroyed, going up in a huge ball of fire that could be seen from Slinfeh, my wife’s town:
The others could not be identified.
Hakru Village: An attempted infiltration resulted in 6 rats being killed by villagers with the help of militia:
“Abu Hulagu Al-‘Iraaqi” (Id pending. This oaf took the name of Ghenghiz Khan’s nephew who is responsible for killing the Caliph Al-Musta’ssem Billaah in Baghdad which heralded the end of the Islamic Golden Age. What a buffoon!)
Al-Daghmashliyya: 2 rodents killed attacking a checkpoint:
Salmaa: 61 buzzards killed here yesterday. All ISIS (read: Bandar). They belonged to the Battalion of Al-Ansaar (Supporters of the Prophet) and “Ahbaab Al-Nabi” (Beloved of the Prophet) (Oh! Yawn!)
Many Libyans, Yemeni and Iraqis took the escalator down to you know what:
‘Abbood Al-Nu’aymi (SAUDI FLY LARVA AND BOY BUGGERER)
Nizaar ‘Abdul-Lateef (EGYPTIAN SNAKE SPUTUM)
Saaleh ‘Abdul-Qaader Al-Saqaa
Muhammad Hashwa (Oh, stuff this for a lark!)
Sa’ood Haatem Al-Harbi (SAUDI PUS ADDICT AND MOTH DROPPING)
‘Ali Saaleh Baa-Hameed (YEMENI HADHRAMI CHEAPSKATE AND SODOMITE)
“Abu Bakr Al-Leebi” (Id pending. LIBYAN DUNG BEETLE AND PROFESSIONAL FUNGUS)
No other names have arrived.
Al-‘Utayra: ISIS provided the entertainment again. A feud over booty between ISIS groups resulted in a massive explosion of heat-seeking missiles, rocket launchers, Doschkas and grenades. A real fireworks display. Among the dead are Kazakhs, Daghestanis, Turks and 2 females. Hilarious.
Al-Nakhla on the Old Dam Road near the police station building in Al-‘Abbaasiyya Neighborhood, a car with lots of weapons was destroyed. Inside were these carcasses:
Ahmad Shalooni (PALESTEEZIAN CATAMITE)
Mustafaa Fawwaaz ‘Ayyaash
Fahmi Ahmad Al-‘Abed
‘Itmaan: An IED factory was destroyed.
Daa’el: Ditto. No fatalities.
Tafass: IEDs and these rodents went up in flames:
Abu Ghaara, Al-Heeraan and Ghadeer Al-Bustaan:
‘Abdullah Muhammad Zaamel
‘Abdul-Mun’em Muhammad Al-‘Issaa
‘Abdu Ismaa’eel Al-Jaleel
Tal Al-Samn: No details about fighting.
Al-Musayka: Skirmish. NDF killed this rat:
Ahmad Muhammad-‘Ali Keewaan
Umm Al-Mayaazen: 26 rodents met the Grim Reaper in a clash over loot. No names available.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
The Saudis, not much on public relations anyways, have just crossed the line into insanity:
Abdul-Jabbaar Al-‘Ukaydi has resigned citing the ineffective influence of the NSC, the other hotel rats of the opposition and the West. I hope he enjoys eating sour grapes with his crow meat. Thanks, Anon:
Bot Tak also sends this about Al-‘Ukaydi:
John Esq. sends this from the WP. When the WP writes something like this, you know what’s coming down: