TERRORISTS FALL INTO MAJOR TRAP IN ‘ADRAA AS SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER THEIR POSITIONS ON ALL FRONTS; SALEEM IDREES ESCAPES CAPTURE BY FANATICAL CANNIBALS IN BAAB AL-HAWAA AND GOES TO QATAR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; MUSTAFA HAMSHO MOMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

MAJOR NEWS: IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE FINAL GAMBIT IN THE ENDGAME AROUND DAMASCUS, THE SYRIAN ARMY IS PREPARING THE PLAN FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF ALL SAUDI-FUNDED TERRORIST CANNIBALS AFTER ALLOWING THEM TO WITHDRAW FROM AREAS FORMERLY UNDER THEIR QUESTIONABLE CONTROL

الجيش السوري بدأ عملية استعادة

The snowstorm that deluged Syria will be to the army’s benefit as rats shall encounter difficulty in moving freely, not to mention the fact, also, that the rats are not equipped to fight in the cold. 

EXCLUSIVE REPORTING BY SYRPER STRAIGHT FROM DAMASCUS ITSELF!

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.609902&lon=36.492033&z=14&m=b

Many of you heard yesterday that the Jabhat Al-Nusra and allied groups like the ISIS invaded ‘Adraa Residential (Al-Sakaniyya or Al-‘Umaaliyya) and began massacring civilians.  The massacre of nearly 200 civilians did take place.  What you did not know was that the following events preceded the intrusion of the rodent Saudi-backed army:

1.  MI had been monitoring communications between the rats and their handlers in Al-Mafraq, Jordan, for days and knew that the attack would take place;

2.  The invasion of ‘Adraa was the “brainchild” of the simian officers of the Saudi army based in Jordan and the plan was effected in order to improve Saudi Arabia’s bargaining position in Geneva if and when the conference ever takes place.  This is obvious Bandar-Blunder;

3.  The SAA gave terrorists laissez passer to move from areas of Doumaa, Zamalkaa, Harastaa, Barza and ‘Irbeen effectively emptying those areas and making them vulnerable to immediate SAA take-over.  The rats moved their forces in large numbers to ‘Adraa in an effort to hold ground “permanently” in anticipation of the Geneva-2 Conference and to relieve pressure off fellow rodents in Yabrood.  Monzer estimates the number of rats now holed up in ‘Adraa at 15,000.

4.  The plan is a disaster for the rodent army of J.N.  It is also proof that Saudis are not yet ready to live in the 21st Century, much less the 5th or 6th.  By making ‘Adraa their Alamo, they have given up any chance of entering Damascus and have laid bare their assets in a town we can assure you is crawling with militia, NDF, security, reservists and a very hostile population.

5.  The SAA was already poised to surround the town 4 days ago once the rat withdrawal from the areas mentioned herein-above was completed.  We expect the MoD to announce soon the thorough delousing of Doumaa, Zamalkaa, Harastaa, Barza and ‘Irbeen.

6.  The annihilation of the cannibals in ‘Adraa will be the job of the Republican Guard and battalions of the Syrian Army’s Special Forces (mountain warfare specialists trained to fight on the Golan) out of Al-Qutayfa.  NDF and Ba’ath Party militias will also play a supportive role.  You must also know that the SAAF will be flying many sorties.

7.  The act of occupying ‘Adraa demonstrates the sociopathic nature of both Bandar and his Zionist mentors; we estimate that over 1,000 civilians will die as a result of this blatantly terroristic act.  We can also assure you that more than 15,000 rats will be killed here.

SALEEM IDREES FLIES TO QATAR TO CRY ON LITTLE PRINCE FATSO’S LAP; RETURNS TO HOME IN APAYDIN TO LICK WOUNDS AFTER TROUNCING BY FANATICAL CANNIBAL RODENTS

The saga of the lustreless, feckless, worthless Fake Syrian Army has finally reached its denouement when a few days ago the savages of the ISIS and the J.N. attacked Baab Al-Hawaa, where Saleem Idrees had an office, and kicked out all FSA rodents, executed some, stole all its weapons and ammunition, and declared it FSA-free.  That was the last straw.  It was the one that broke the camel’s back.

The real story is that Idrees did not expect the attack because, you see, he had Qatar behind him.  What the nimrod did not know was that Saudi Arabia’s Bandar-Bozo was working to undermine Qatar’s influence in Syria and, thus, it made no difference to the Saudi monkeys what Idrees’ expectations were. He was nearly captured by the cannibals who would have probably beheaded him.  The coward reportedly left his own troops to fend for themselves in Baab Al-Hawaa Crossing giving orders from his cellphone as he hurried away to the safety of Turkey.

“Man, I’m miffed!  Only a check for a million dollars will assuage my hurt feelings”.  He probably got it. 

According to reports coming out of Turkey, Idrees was incensed by the treachery of Bandar and sought solace in a fat paycheck from Prince Tameem (Little Fatso).  He is now back in his home in Apaydin licking his wounds and planning early retirement in Canada, probably.  The FSA is finished. ZAF

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

There is a mess brewing in Saudi Arabia.  The “Grand Mufti”, a card-carrying imbecile himself, has drawn first blood against Bandar:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/saudi-religious-leader-condemns-suicide-attacks-124333748.html

Karin sends this must-watch story about Yabrood and the future of the “opposition”:

http://www.presstv.com/detail/2013/12/11/339449/syrian-opposition-days-are-numbered/

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MUSTAFA HAMSHO MOMENT:

Anon. sends this hilarious video of a boxing match that might interest you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aEfB73W3OM

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Watch an FSA cameraman shoot himself to death.  Thanks, Raad.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd3_1386783894

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