BRITISH MUSLIM RODENT DIES IN SYRIA SLEEPING IN 5-STAR JIHAD; ALEPPO FRONT EXPLODING; ‘ADRAA BEING SLICED INTO MANAGEABLE PIECES; ‘ITMAAN IN DER’AH ALMOST DELOUSED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

ALEPPO: BRITISH-BORN VERMIN SLIDES DOWN TO HELL AS HE ENJOYS 5-STAR JIHAD

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Well, he castigated Muslim families for placing their hopes on a future for their children as “bankers” and “barristers”.  No, he believed they should all go and die in a Jihad. 

This idiot by the name of Iftikhaar Jamaan, 23 years old, and known by his nom de quack as “Abu ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Bareetaani” was sent to oblivion on Saturday, December 14, 2013, by the Syrian Arab Army.  Reports indicate he was killed in Aleppo Governorate although no precise details are available.  He lied to his family about studying in Turkey when he left Southsea, England, to live the life of a rodent in Syria.  According to British sources and Friends of Syria, he told people that life was not that arduous in the Jihad and that he was living a 5-star existence in the country where he would be sent to Hell.  He was a member of ISIS at the crucial time when his God sped him off to the Presto Cooker.

Al-Sha’aar Quarter:  Heavy fighting with reports of Afghans and Gulf rodents populating the groups of terrorists in this area.  No names.

Al-Sukkari Quarter:  Also, heavy fighting with MI picking up communications with rats who have foreign accents such as Afghans and the normally inarticulate Gulfers.

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=32.658526&lon=36.122789&z=14&m=b

INKHIL:

“Abu Al-Waleed”:  (JORDANIAN RAT INTESTINE)
“Abu Qataada” (JORDANIAN FLY SCAVENGER)
“Abu Ahmad Al-Muhaajer” (JORDANIAN KAPOSI SARCOMA)
Khaaled Salaah Mahmoud Al-Jibaawi
Ibraaheem Al-Masri (a/k/a “Abu Zayd”)

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

George sent this yesterday.  Now, ye shall know the truth about the filthy Saudi regime and its fantasies.  This is important reading:

http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2011/10/26/the-doenmeh-the-middle-easts-most-whispered-secret-part-ii.html

Laugh your hides off at Robert Ford, the former and disgraced ambassador of the U.S. to Damascus, as he laments the failure to get a meeting with the Jihadist terrorist cannibals he so strongly supports.  “Non-lethal weapons?”  It’s too much:

http://www.almanar.com.lb/english/adetails.php?eid=126113&cid=23&fromval=1

Poor Obama. Poor Ford.  They can’t get anybody to play ball with them:

http://therearenosunglasses.wordpress.com/2013/12/18/obamas-dilemma-uniting-islamic-front-with-fsa-without-alienating-al-qaeda/

The BBC is pretty pathetic but this one will make you laugh on a day when most articles are pretty risible:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25428565

Absolutely awful article by the German rag, Der Spiegel.  A laugh-riot:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/isis-shadowy-jihadist-group-expands-rapidly-in-syria-a-939561.html#ref=rss

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Sam sends this one of a buffoon sniper who gets sniped back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZRIQntc7A

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