AL-HASAKA: DESERTERS SURRENDERING FOR AMNESTY IN LARGE NUMBERS; DAMASCUS AND ALEPPO CAMPAIGNS DESTROYING SAUDI-FUNDED RAT TERRORISTS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

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AL-HASAKA: 1,822 DESERTERS, MILITARY AWOLS, INTERNAL SECURITY ABSENTEES, DRAFT DODGERS AND CIVILIANS SURRENDER TO SECURITY SERVICES FOR AMNESTY UNDER PRESIDENTIAL DECREES 2013/70 AND 71

It is official, 1,822 males who deserted their posts in the SAA, disappeared during furloughs, were absent from duty at internal security posts, draft evaders and civilians who were affiliated with terrorism, surrendered to security service agents in Al-Hasaka City taking advantage of President Assad’s Amnesty Decree 2013/70 and 2013/71 (extending the law’s applicable cut-off).  This is a huge number demonstrating the failure of foreign powers to win the hearts of Syrians.  In fact, it shows that Syrians are now willing to put aside their differences in order to fight back at the war crimes committed by Obama, Cameron, Hollande, Erdoghan, Bandar, Abdullah of Jordan and Prince Fatso of Qatar, inter alia.  This is a process taking place all over the Syrian countryside.  Coupled with the Security Service Reward System for information leading to the apprehension or death of a terrorist, the government’s campaign is moving quickly to isolate foreign rat Salafists in the country.

Syrian Minister of Justice, Dr. Najm Al-Ahmad, says that 75% of all who take advantage of the Amnesty Law go back to their normal lives.  (SANA)

IDLIB:

ATAAREB:  ISIS EXECUTES MEMBERS OF “GHURABAA’ AL-SHAAM” (FOREIGNERS OF SYRIA), ANOTHER TERRORIST ORGANIZATION ACCUSING IT OF “THIEVERY”, “CORRUPTION” AND COMPETITION WITH ISIS FOR THIEVERY AND CORRUPTION.  ENJOY THE TAPE.  WATCH TERRORIST HASSAN JAZRA (THE CARROT) TAKE IT IN THE NOGGIN.  

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.482355&lon=36.364145&z=14&m=b

As a note:  A reporter at SANA has said that most rodents in the northeast Damascus area are now Saudi. 

Dayr ‘Atiyya:  Hilarious effort to enter Syria by FSA nimrods results in a just-as-quick withdrawal back to the safety of the Lebanon at ‘Arsaal after border guards and security agents opened fire killing 3 and wounding scores.    

Al-Nabak:  Slowly being completely deloused up to the Al-Qalamoon Medical Center to the north.  In a lighting fast attack on remnant rodents, the SAA killed these:

Yusuf Shaykh-Hassan
Mirhij Qaassem
Baasel ‘Ayniyya
Mahmoud Al-Saayeh
Muhammad Rifqi
Adeeb Wahnu

Another 11 were taken prisoner.

الجيش السوري يواصل تقدمه في النبك ويدمر مقراً لـ

Reemaa Farms:  Near Yabrood.  SAA killed these:

Sulaymaan ‘Ajjoom
Faares Abu-Al-Hassan
Zaahi Al-Mu’ti

Al-Zabadaani:  At the Saudi Palace, appropriately enough, east of the city, 2 Saudi Arabian Wahhabist lizards were sent to Hell along with these:

‘Abed Al-Naayef (SAUDI SALAMANDER SPUNK)
Muhannad Al-Saalem (SAUDI KOMODO DRAGON SPITTLE)
Muhammad Hawaamida
Ahmad Khurayta
Hassan Rahma

Marj Al-Sultaan Junction in the East Ghouta:   SAA shot these down:

‘Abu Hamza Al-Naddaaf” (Id pending)
Hassan Bayraqdaar
Muhammad Nassooh

Another 3 were taken prisoner.

Al-Maleeha (var. Al-Mulayha):  A pack of mice were sent to Mickey Mouse’s Mausoleum:

Shibli Hussayn Mahboob  (No, he isn’t)
Muhammad Marwaan Mousaa
Khaaled ‘Ali Sawwaan

Another 7 were wounded and taken prisoner.  Weapons were seized and distributed to NDF.

Doumaa:  SAA killed these:

Muhammad Ismaa’eel Al-Beesh
Hassan Faares Al-Hajji

Harastaa:  An SAA sniper took this fly down:

‘Abdul-Haadi Al-Hulwaani

‘Arbeen (var. ‘Irbeen):  SAA ambushes rats with no details.

Zamalkaa:  Ditto.

CAPITAL:  The High Command of the Syrian Arab Army has made another formal demand on media channels for deserters and other miscreants to surrender and take advantage of the Amnesty Law now in effect.  They can avoid up to 15 years in prison by simply turning themselves in.  Such generosity does not apply to those whose hands are bloodied.

2 terrorists have admitted to authorities that they were involved in fencing operations, stealing, kidnapping, murder, smuggling CW from Turkey and HUMAN ORGAN THEFT.  Rasool Mahmoud Zakariyya and Ibraaheem Jaamoos went on the telly yesterday and spilt their guts to the world.  They admitted to sending human organs to Idlib, then, to Turkey after presenting some quack doctor in Damascus, “Dr.” Muhammad Al-Muhammad with corpses.  They did this 10 times.

MA’LOOLAA:  The rats are back.  But, this time is the last time.  Heavy fighting now at Maar Taqla Monastery where ISIS Bandar-apes have taken the City Manager, Bellagia Sayyaaf, hostage along with several nuns who work in the convent and orphanage.  I have been told that the president has asked the HQ of the High Command to give this their utmost attention.  The response will not disappoint.  All assets of the SAA are in place and the orders are to “exterminate” the rats once and for all and to close all access routes into this area.  NDF is playing a manor role in this.

 

I have been told that many Christian men and women in the NDF are on the scene and that the Bandar-apes can expect no mercy.  This is it.

Dayr Salmaan Junction:  SAA made mincemeat of these:

Lu`ayy Muhammad Haydar
Subhi Al-Tubji  (Ask any Lebanese male what this means and you’ll get a laugh)
Hassan ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Da’aas

Barza:  

مقتل 35 إرهابياً في برزة.. وانفجار سيارة أثناء قيام مسلحين بتفخيخها في عربين

Confirmed 34 rodents killed at Bustaan Al-Baashaa near the Al-Salaam Mosque close to Barza.  Horrific losses to Bandar’s vermin:

Ma’moon Su’aydiyya
‘Ali Maghribi
Hassan Hassoon
Ahmad ‘Umayraani (PALESTEEZIAN PORK PUSTULE)
Sulaymaan Saalihaani
Tawfeeq Salaah 
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Zhaazhaa
Anas Al-Hayroodi
Ja’far ‘Abbood
Khayreddeen Ya’mur
Mu’nis Harhoor
Shihaada ‘Ali-Haaj

The rest have not been identified yet.  Monzer expects more names for tomorrow from this battle.

HOMS:

مصادرة صواريخ لاو إسرائيلية وأجهزة اتصالات حديثة في تدمر

This is a photo of a weapons cache secured by SAA yesterday after stopping a convoy of trucks on the Homs-Baghdad Highway at Basseeri.  15 rodents were killed and 20 wounded.  There was a large component of telecom equipment and Zionist-manufactured LAO anti-armor missiles.  One NATO sniper rifle was also seized.  The number of rodents killed may exceed 80 by the time assessment is over tomorrow.  Major victory for SAA.

DER’AH:

Damascus Road to Al-Naaziheen Camp near the National Hospital, the SAA destroyed an entire platoon of “Tajammu’ Aknaaf Bayt Al-Maqdis” (The Grouping of Defenders of the Holy Jerusalem Abode – or something like that!%$*.  Yawn.).

Jihaad ‘Ali Al-Khaleel
Abu Shujaa’ Al-Masri  (Id pending)
Farhaan Sabri Al-Sa’eed
Mundher Wajeeh Al-Ghool
Muhammad ‘Issaa Al-Humsi

Al-Musayfira:  SAA destroyed a J.N. nest called the “Islamic Court in Al-Musayfira”.  No details.

‘Itmaan:  A nest was destroyed belonging to J.N. (Liwaa’ Al-Mu’tazz Billaah. Yawn) and all inside killed:

Firaas Anwar Al-Masri

Another 6 were inside but no names available.  NOTE TO READERS:  It is testimony to the utter ignorance of these rodents that they can’t even name their gangs after successful leaders. Al-Mu’tazz Bi-lllaah, the Abbasid Caliph (866-869 A.D.) was one of the most failed of all Muslim caliphs and a rotten-to-the-core creep.  It must be his adoration of Turks that made his name sound attractive to the otherwise retarded, crackpottish, bucolic, empty-headed vermin.

Al-Wardaat southeast of Al-Lijaat:  Fighting with no details.

Al-Naasiriyya:  In the area of Nawaa:

‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer
Akram Al-Hareeri
‘Abdul-Salaam Jum’ah Al-Ahmad

Burayqa:  In the Al-Qunaytra area, an entire nest of Zionist-supplied dung beetles was destroyed.  Monzer says 13 were killed based on reports from the zone.

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL READERS.  THE FIRST SAUDI FEMALE JIHADISTE, ONE NADA MU’AADH AL-QAHTAANI, HAS JOINED THE “SEX BRIGADES OF MADAME IRMA LA DOUCE” TO BRING JOIE DE VIVRE AND LIGHTHEARTED MIRTH TO THE THRONGS OF DOUR, SELF-IMPORTANT, CRYPTO-NEANDERTHAL WARRIORS FOR SATAN WHO SADLY POPULATE THE CORPS OF BANDAR’S ARMY OF MORTAL MONKEYS.

 
“Hey, fella.  Wanna have some Halaal sex with us?”  Ms. Al-Qahtaani, seen here with Fifi Khalaa’ah on the corner of Brush-n-Flush Street in Der’ah.  (Political Forum, photo)

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Nice analysis of why the utterly useless “opposition” must go to Geneva even though it has no support “on the ground”.

http://www.all4syria.info/Archive/115382 

Churkin is furious about CNN censorship of his interview.  But, are we surprised?  What is CNN anyways?

http://friendsofsyria.co/2013/11/28/cnn-censors-interview-for-its-own-agenda/

Have a few laughs at Saudi Arabia as they recruit more Salafis to fight the Houthis in Yemen:

http://www.islamicinvitationturkey.com/2013/12/02/report-saudi-arabia-recruiting-salafis-for-fight-against-houthis-in-yemen/

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