RAT-STATS DOMINATE SYRIAN ARMY’S ONSLAUGHT IN DAMASCUS,ALEPPO AND IDLIB; ANOTHER AMBUSH NEAR MA’LOOLAA NETS OVER 200 RODENTS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DAMASCUS:  THE RAT-STATS IN MA’ALOOLAA/AL-QASTAL NOW UP TO 301 AS MORE RAT CARCASSES ARE BEING DISCOVERED AND IDENTIFIED.

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MA’LOOLAA/AL-QASTAL AREA:  As the rat-stats continue to tick upwards, reports are coming in of over 150 Jabhat Al-Nusra rodents fleeing into ‘Arsaal, Lebanon, after the ambush laid for them in this area.  The reports indicate that a large number of the rodents are in serious medical condition requiring treatment not necessarily available in the largely rural area of eastern Lebanon.  We can confirm that as of 12:00 p.m. Michigan time, security agents have documented 301 rat carcasses with 78 having surrendered.  All claim to be members of J.N. and allied with Saudi Arabia’s monkey prince Bandar.

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.688394&lon=36.162872&z=13&m=b

Al-Reehaaniyya:  RAT SLAUGHTER-FEST AS SAA SURROUNDS AND SNIPES THESE SLITHERING RODENTS TO THE TUNE OF 32:

Abu Suhaym Al-Qusaybi (SAUDI ARABIAN MONKEY HERMAPHRODITE)
Abu ‘Abdullah (Id pending. TURK JERK AND TURKEY SCENT)
‘Abdul -Rahmaan Talaak (TURK BATHTUB RING LICKER)
‘Abdul-Qaader ‘Ali (a/k/a Abu Muhammad Al-Saudi.  SAUDI FLY LARVA)
Khashshaar Shaykh Bustaan (a/k/a Abu Hammaad Al-Hamawi)
Isma’eel Al-Qassaab
Saaleh Hamaadu
Abu ‘Umar Al-Shaami
Ahmad ‘Umar Mukhallalaati (He’s now pickling in Hell)
Abu Hussayn Al-Turkmaani

The rest could not be identified.  But, of note, is the fact that a Saudi-supplied electronic warfare vehicle was also seized and is being reverse engineered by SAA experts.  THANK YOU, PRINCE BANDAR BIN MARMOSET FOR THE FINE GIFT.

Drooshaan:  A major assault by SAA and NDF resulted in 29 rats taking the early metro to the Eternal Cesspool:

Abu Jabr Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN BEDBUG INFESTATION)
Faysal Shaamu
Muhammad Salmaan 
Ibraaheem Al-Qaassem (Leader of the Al-Kiyaana Brigade. Yawn)
Husaam Al-Hajjaar

Another 17 were taken prisoner.

Al-Shumaysiyya:  A group belonging to the ever-popular ISIS were annihilated here. All 22 were foreigners carrying forged documents. Id pending.

Al-Durra:  NDF laid waste to these:

Khaaled Salaahu
Ahmad Salaahu

OUR CONGRATULATIONS TO THE SALAAHU FAMILY OF IDIOTS.  THIS GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION TO THE POPULATION OF HELL WILL INSURE THE NAME WILL LIVE ON IN THE ANNALS OF APE ACHIEVEMENT IN SAECULA SAECULORUM.

The other 5 could not be identified.

Iblaq:  Ambushed rodents couldn’t go anywhere.  They stayed and fought to their deaths:

Ghassaan Balloosh
Hussayn Faahoom
‘Ali Al-Mughannaj
Raateb Mahmoud
Muhammad Wasfi

Al-Mu’aytima:

Khaaled ‘Umar Al-Haaj (Leader of “Falcons of Glory”, yawn)
“Al-Hajji” (Leader of “The Center for Al-Kallaas Training”)
Maysir Boonsoo (“Al-Yoonisiyya Brigade”, yawn)
Usaamaa Al-Sayyid
‘Aatallah Ameen
Ahmad Al-Sa’adi
Yusuf Salmaan

Fighting reported also here:

Al-Rawdha
Al-Durra
Bayt Shurooq
Al-Qasaatel Area
Al-Waadi
Khaan Al-Jawz
Salmaa
Al-Taraf

I will have more news tomorrow.  I have to leave now for a New Year’s Eve party.  Tomorrow we have Dr. Bashar Al-Jaafari coming.  ZAF

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Good article about the Shatah assassination:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/12/28/killing-satah-beirut-attempt-precipitate-regional-sectarian-war/

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