LATAKIA: DANISH TERRORISTS, SAUDIS, SUDANIS, BRITISH AND FRENCH RATS ALL KILLED AS SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER THEIR CARCASSES; JORDAN’S KING EXPOSED AS LIAR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; DUDLEY DO RIGHT MOMENT

“How dare you suggest I’m working with the Israelis?”, asks His Royal Highness, Monarch of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan and the most virulent form of snake on the Asian continent.  

THE KING OF JORDAN PRETENDS HE IS OPPOSED TO TERRORISM; BUT IS HE?  HASHEMITES ARE PATHOLOGICAL LIARS AND HE HAS BRITISH BLOOD ALSO.  THAT MAKES FOR A GREAT SYLLOGISM.  SEE THIS TAPE. STUDY IT CAREFULLY.  THANKS, CHEVI:

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.788855&lon=36.068802&z=14&m=b

Al-Waadi Village:  A group of rabid wolves was intercepted on its way to Al-Rubay’ah inside vans loaded with Bandar-toys, rockets, light and heavy machine guns and RPGs.  When the carcasses were counted, they were 19.  SAA also took 7 prisoners who are now warbling:

Ahmad Al-Subayh (a/k/a “Abu ‘Umar Al-Idlibi, yawn)
Jihaad Al-Asmar
Faadi Mustafaa
‘Abdul-Raheem Daamurji (a/k/a Abu Yusuf Al-Humsi, yawn)
Ahmad Al-Tubji (Another one?!  I thought they only died in Qalamoon.  a/k/a “Abu ‘Umar” yawn)
‘Aamer Al-Hamzaawi (YEMENI JACK-ASS DROPPING. a/k/a “Abu Haatem Al-Yamani, yawn)
Anees Al-Mousaa
Naader ‘Abdul-Baari
Haatem Foodhaa

Other dead rodents could not be identified.  Many appeared foreign.

Al-Reehaaniyya:  2 pick-up trucks with the usual Doschkas were ordered to stop. A third van contained mortar shells and rockets.  When the passengers inside jumped out and opened fire on NDF, an alert commander called in the SAA which only took 15 minutes to arrive.  Just in time to kill these:

Hassan Turk
Yusuf Al-Faadhel
Muhammad Jadloon
Siraajeddeen Al-Rassn
Muneef Bakri
Mustafaa Salloom
Jaad Karam

Al-Khadhraa`:  A van with mortars and rockets was intercepted in an area where such vans do not operate and had its tires shot out.  A firefight ensued and these were confirmed killed:

‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Hayyaani
Saamer Kalash

Another 3 were taken prisoner, all wounded.

Al-Baashoora:  SAUDI LIAISON OFFICER KILLED.  46 SCAVENGERS KILLED IN HUGE BATTLE.  BRITISH AND FRENCH RODENTS ALSO KILLED.

In a breathtakingly wonderful engagement, the SAA and SAAF annihilated a regiment of stinking Saudi-led and Anglo-French supported vermin in this beautiful area of Latakia Province.  Pinpoint air strikes made escape impossible for these microbes and they had to stand their ground as SAA officers refused to grant them quarter.

“Abu Dhayf-Ullaah Al-Sa’oodi” (Identified by papers as regular Saudi Army (nyuk) with rank of Colonel operating as a “liaison officer” according to captured rodents)  There were 2 British citizens and 1 Frenchman in the group.  they were carrying ammunition, Grad rockets and in another van, extremely advanced telecom satellite equipment.  The real name of the Saudi ape has not been revealed yet as MI pours over the scene to collect data.  All told, the SAA killed 21 here and took 11 prisoners.

 
This is an exclusive photo of the Saudi Colonel just before the SAA euthanized him in Al-Baashoora.  

Ghammaam:  Our Ba’ath Party militias (shabeeba) are becoming very adept at setting up ambushes.  Here, they opened fire on a convoy of rodents forcing them to take a southern route where the major force was located and we massacred the stinking Takfeeri grubs:

‘Abdullah Al-Jarraah
Khayri Muqallad
Muhammad Na’saan
Saamer Baash-Milli (TURK JERK AND RENOWNED PEDOPHILE)
Ahmad Kallooh
‘Aassem Sawfanji
Muhammad ‘Aashoor (EGYPTIAN ISSUE OF MATING FLIES)
‘Aamer Qurra

Another 10 were wounded and taken to hospital unfortunately.

Al-Qassab:  More incompetent maneuvers by these Saudi-funded bung-brained troglodytes led to this:

‘Abdul-Raheem Moussaa
Maazen Al-‘Asaafeeri
Hassaan Al-Booshi

Zaahiyya:  12 skunks went to the Pepe Le Pew Pavilion for Olfactory Adjustment in Hell.  They all belonged to the inept “Kataa’eb Ahraar Al-Shaam” (yawn):

Wissaam Hubbullaah
“Abu Mustafaa Al-Humsi” (Id pending)
Jamaal Qusaytili (?)
Mahmoud Mustafaa Al-Suwayd
Jaaber Mahmoud (a/k/a “Abu Ahmad Al-Baakistaani”, PAKISTANI RECTAL CHANCRE)

The other 8 carcasses were foreigners still to be identified.  20 were taken prisoner.  6 pick-up trucks with machine guns were either destroyed or preserved for our NDF.  A van with ammo was also destroyed.

Al-Zuwayk:  A truck carrying locally-made rockets was seized.

Al-‘Aaliya:  DANISH SNIPERS KILLED HERE!!  METHINKS SOMETHING STINKS IN DENMARK!

A truck with rockets, bombs, landmines and very sophisticated satellite telecom equipment was found in the rubble after the SAA killed these:

“Abu Mahmoud Al-Jisri” (id pending)
‘Uthmaan Nooreddeen  (TURK USED KLEENEX AND CHILD BUGGERER)
3 Danish Snipers.  (Identification withheld by MI)

Qastal ‘Abdu:  A pick-up truck accompanied by 3 vans loaded with rats and weapons was confronted and neutralized by SAA:

“Abu Al-Qaassem Al-Tunisi” (A play on the great poet’s name, TUNISIAN FRUIT FLY DROPPING)
“Abu ‘Azzaam Al-Maraakishi” (MOROCCAN AARDVARK SNOT)
Muhammad Al-Sayyed ‘Umar
Riyaadh Al-Qaassem
Saaber Far’oon
Muhammad Haamed
‘Abdul-Ameer Kallaas
Mu’tazz Al-Raashed

Tartiyaah and ‘Ayn Al-Saamoor:  SAA went berserk on these jokers from the almost extinct “Kataa’eb Ahraar Al-Shaam”

Muhammad Al-Khaaled
Ahmad Al-Khaaled
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Hamdu
Sulaymaan Al-Hajji
Mahmoud Darweesh (No relation to the deceased, great Palestinian poet)
“Abu Sulaymaan Al-Huraytaani” (I guess he couldn’t stay in Huraytaan in Aleppo)

OUR SINCEREST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-KHAALED FAMILY ON ITS NEW CONTRIBUTION TO RAT-STATS IN THE BOWELS OF HELL.  GOOD SHOW. 

 Salmaa area:  A warehouse loaded with usable weapons, which were distributed to our militias, was invaded by SAA and security.  No more details.

Al-Rubay’ah:  A pick-up and a flat-bed were destroyed while firing at SAA infantry.  Bad day for Takfeeri grubs:

Muhammad Hamdu  (Another Hamdu!  We must send a special note to the Hamdu Family)
Ahmad Al-Kishik
‘Abdul-Qaader Al-Humandaar (a/k/a “Abu Zahraan Al-Halabi”)
Ahmad Khaaled Al-Shaykh
‘Umar Al-Hayyaani
Muhammad Al-Sarraaj
“Abu Kaamel Al-Soodaani” (SUDANESE TAPEWORM)
‘Abdul-‘Azeez Al-Wahhood 
Raamez Hameedu

Khirbat Soolaas:  Rats attacked SAA here and were repulsed:

“Abu ‘Umar Al-Turkmaani” (TURKISH BAT GUANO PILE)
“Abu Muhammad Al-‘Umari (Id pending. Assistant to Turk)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Shaami (PALESTEEZIAN PUS SUCKER a/k/a “Abu Al-‘Aynayn Al-Maqdisi”, yawn)

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

It’s rare this Oweis writes anything interesting or objective, but this article is worth reading as a nice synopsis:

http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/beheadings-spies-help-al-qaeda-gain-ground-syria-143655982.html

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DUDLEY DO RIGHT MOMENT: (Thanks, Anonymous)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kejGQ4iV4EE

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