AL-JAZEERA CAUGHT LYING AGAIN ABOUT SYRIA; DAMASCUS SCENE OF TERRORIST ANNIHILATION; GREAT VICTORIES IN IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

IDLIB:

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 JISR AL-SHUGHOOR:  Enjoy, with a sense of Schadenfreude,  this piece sent by Anon. exposing, once again, the lying on Al-Jazeera. Remember Zaynab Al-Husni?:

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.861231&lon=36.662064&z=11&m=b

Ma’arratmassreen:  A truck with Bandar-baubles was stopped cold in its tracks, its contents incinerated along with the 2 monkeys in the front.  No names.

Raam Hamdaan:  Basically the same story as Saudi-funded truckloads of equipment and ammunition flood the northern Syrian highlands and plains.  The involvement, nay – the obsession Saudi Arabia, a nation of monkeys, has with destroying Syria is best understood when one looks at the hundreds of millions being spent on getting lethal weapons to sociopaths.  When Erdoghan pretends his government is closing down Salafist bases, you know the liar by his wink.

Ma’ardibsi:  Same story.  More trucks.  This time 2 of them loaded with Zionist-manufactured LAO anti-tank missiles, telecom equipment and drugs.  3 rats were captured and are now being interrogated.

Saraaqeb:  Another truck, a Mercedes, with ammunition heading for Jabal Al-Arba’een according to the driver, was stopped without incident and searched.  He is now under arrest.

Salqeen-Idlib Highway:  SAA killed 14 rats belonging to “Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed” (Monotheism Brigade. yawn).  All were foreigners carrying forged papers.

Al-Rawj Plain:  A van with weapons and Turkish plates was destroyed at the Aara Al-Shamaali Road:

Faysal Al-Qumaysaani
Muhammad Al-Qumaysaani

OUR SINCEREST WISHES TO THE AL-QUMAYSAANI FAMILY FOR AN HAPPY HOLIDAY SPENT IN EXTINCTION.

Idlib-Haarem-Ibleen-KafrLaataa-Sarja Highway:  Rats hiding out in a dense bush were rousted from their sleep by rude SAA warriors who killed all 17 of them:

Ahmad Sirhaan
Muhammad Al-‘Abbood
Ja’afar Haybooba
Muhammad Khayr-Al-Jabal
‘Umar Hassan
Misbaah Jaaroodi
Khaaled Al-‘Usfur
Waleed Hardaan
Hussayn Kareem

No other names were made available.

Jabal Al-Arba’een Area:  Under total control of SAA.  However, at Al-Shaykh Yusuf and Ma’arbaleed, 3 vans and 2 trucks, respectively, were attacked by SAA and NDF.  All destroyed.  It has been impossible to identify the vermin.  Wael writes there are over 30 bodies to be put back together.

Sarja:  A warehouse filled with goodies from Saudi Arabia was put to the torch in this town inside the Al-Zaawiya Mountains near Areeha.  All 16 rats were killed as the SAA called in helicopters which fired long-range air-to-ground rockets that struck with deadly accuracy.  No names.

Ibleen:  Also in the Al-Zaawiya Mountains area, a group of rats was preparing to attack a military outpost.  But good intelligence and the help of the local population put the kibosh on that.  SAA preemptively struck them with lighting speed and killed 26 and took 14 prisoners.

DAMASCUS:

Reemaa Farms in the Qalamoon area:  SAA took down 7 rodents yesterday.  Of the 7, only 3 were carrying

valid identification.

Ibraaheem Al-Yahyaa
Saadeq Abi-Suwaylem
Hassan Karaajaa

Al-Nabak:  All important axis points and junctions are now in the hands of the SAA.  Yesterday, SAA and NDF killed these:

‘Abdul-Fattaah ‘Affaaru
Muhammad Al-‘Anzaawi
Talee’ Darweesh
Farhaan Al-Rifaa’iy
Muhannad ‘Aashoor
Muhammad Naassef

Al-Miftaah Neighborhood north of Al-Nabak:  4 fruit flies were swatted down.  No names.

Al-Zabadaani:  At the Al-Qashaaqeesh Neighborhood, a nest of dirty, furry, disgusting rats was uncovered and destroyed.  Rockets were found along with their mortars, launchers and lots of CAPTAGON:

Khaleel ‘Asfoor
Muhammad ‘Aamer
Ahmad Khaytu

Al-Zuraybaan:  Fighting with no details.

Al-‘Arqoob Area northeast of Al-Nabak:  12 IEDs were pointed out by locals and the sappers took them down.

Al-Saqiy Farms:  Fighting with no details.

Yaldaa:  South rural Damascus.  A pack of rats was gunned down by militia:

Ghaaleb Al-Khudhraawi
Raslaan Biqaa’iy
‘Adnaan Tayyaara (I met General Adnaan Tayyaara in 1968.  He negotiated the 1967 War Disengagement Agreement with the Zionist Entity on the Golan.  This is not the same person, obviously.)    

Al-‘Ibb Farms:  A nest of rats was disturbed and all surrendered – all 11.

Al-Abbaad in the East Ghouta:  SAA and militia killed these:

‘Alaa` Zaydalaani
Hishaam Kabreetiyya
Muhammad Al-Saa’oor
‘Aaref Al-Hijja

Al-Maleeha (var: Al-Mulayha):  These hyenas were encircled by SAA eagles and all went to Hell:

‘Ikrima Qallaa’
Ma’moon Kabkab

‘Aaliya Farms:  A mortar misfired and killed 13 rodents:

Ibraaheem Haaroon
Ra’oof Shawbat

No other names available.

Zibdeen:  SAA killed this one:

Ahmad Hazeer (poss: Huzayr)

Khaan Al-Shaykh:  SAA killed an Egyptian and a Libyan near the Nestle Road:

Sa’eed Tanta (EGYPTIAN SEWER SLIME. The famous name Tantaawi comes from this.
“Abu Al-Fath” (LIBYAN CAPOSI SARCOMA. Id pending)

I guess he didn’t like having to enter the gates of Hell.  This Yemeni remains unidentified.

Saqba:  Police got a bead on this crawler and stopped him dead in his tracks:

Muhammad Ma’tooq

Harastaa:  At the Secondary School Roundabout, the SAA killed these in a firefight:

Rajab Al-‘Ubayd
‘Issaam Suwaydaan
Taahaa Qaddaad

‘Adraa Town:  An attempted infiltration to the Electric Company Station failed.  12 rats killed. No names.

Al-‘Utayba:  Another attempted infiltration by desperate rodents handled by Saudi idiots at Al-Mafraq in Jordan went to the Septic Tank in Hell:

Waseem ‘Uthmaan
Naasser Al-Batal

Barza:  At the Al-Mistaah Hillock, 10 rodents were put to sleep.  They belonged to the “Ahraar Al-Shaam”
(Freemen of Syria) (yawn).  No names.

Barza:  A second incident at the Al-Bustaan Swimming Pool killed 7 rodents.

Jawbar:  At the Central Corniche, a firefight with no details.

Al-Qaaboon:  At the Al-Hassan Mosque, no details.

‫الجيش-العربي-السوري-‫‬-

BEIRUT:

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE EXPRESSES ITS DEEPEST FELT SYMPATHIES TO THE FIGHTING CADRES OF HIZBOLLAH AND TO THE FAMILY OF THE SLAIN MARTYR OF THE LEBANESE RESISTANCE, HASSAAN HAWLU AL-LAQQEES,  WHO WAS KILLED BY ZIONIST AGENTS OF SAUDI APE BARBARIAN, BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN.  HIS EXPERTISE IN LOGISTICS AND WEAPONS PROCUREMENT WILL BE MISSED BY ALL THOSE WHO CHERISH PALESTINE AND LEBANON.  HIS SERVICES TO THE PEOPLE OF SYRIA ARE LEGENDARY.  THIS IS ONE HERO WHO IS IN THE PARADISE RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT THE NOBLEST OF WARS.

AFP
Hassaan Hawlu Al-Laqqees

WASHINGTON D.C.:  

Hot air merchant – Mengele clone – perennially angry duffer-doofus and Professor of Hygiene 101 at the Aleppo Military Academy, Saleem Idrees, went to the big lying machines yesterday (WP) to announce that his “Free Syrian Army Intelligence Agency” under the so-called “The High Military Council of the FSA” cobbled together some report analyzing the situation on the ground in Syria and handed it to the U.S. State Department which is the source of all his problems anyways.  (Oh! Will the Saints preserve us?)  Will surprises never cease?

 

Would you buy a used car from the General?  If you’re like most people, you’d rather get one from the local Sheriff’s Auction.  Here he poses for GQ Magazine.  I mean the Gaziantep Quotidian.
  
He claims that the rising power of the “Islamic State in Iraq and Syria” (ISIS) is burgeoning because of a liberal supply of arms.  (Mmmm?)  He claims also that they have 5,500 foreign rodents bearing arms with thousands of Syrians in the north having flocked to their side.  They use intimidation to convince doubters about the signal importance of not giving them offense.  Evidently, according to Idrees, every foreign rodent wears an exploding belt which he triggers if he is cornered or experiences hurt feelings.    

So what’s the solution?  Idrees is sending out hints that if he doesn’t have his way, he’s going to rejoin the SAA and fight to save Syria from the Saudi-funded Morlocks who have invaded and infested his country.  Well!  Now isn’t that a scandal!  

Tomorrow I will discuss the misconceptions some readers have about Dayr El-Zor and Der’ah, both of which are soundly in the hands of the SAA.  I’m getting tires now and need to experience the revitalizing effects of a bold, robust, smoky, peaty scotch whiskey.  I’ll be with you tomorrow.

If you need more to read about this goatherd, here’s one sent by a reader in the Comment Section:

http://therearenosunglasses.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/free-syrian-army-to-side-with-bashar-assad-over-al-qaeda/ 

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

I’m not big on reconciliation with rats.  But, let’s see if Dr. Assad goes for the bait:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/12/04/qatars-regional-u-turn-facilitate-peace-syria-aide-palestine/

Hooray for the Arabs. Always at the top in everything:

http://globalvoicesonline.org/2013/12/03/five-arab-countries-among-top-10-corrupt-worldwide/

Don’t you love to watch Erdoghan squirm?

http://friendsofsyria.co/2013/12/04/after-3-years-of-importing-terrorists-turkey-now-wants-help-to-deport-them/

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS: (Thanks, RAAD and HUSSEIN)

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