LATAKIA SCENE OF MASSIVE LOSSES TO BANDAR’S APES; NEW YEAR’S EVE BRINGS DESTRUCTION TO RAT TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS, ALEPPO, HAMA AND IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT; PHOTOS OF THE WEEK

LATAKIA: SALMAA AREA SEES BANDAR’S GRUBS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN SELF-INFLICTED MASSACRE

Bandar’s options are diminishing.  He still thinks that the best hit is on the capital and the president’s own home province. But it’s getting worse for him as the tactics used by his flies are becoming increasingly easy to predict while the quality of his “fighters” is steadily being eroded by desperation.
Salmaa:

This is ISIS at its most incompetent.  Not only did the SAA have notice about its itinerary, but, communications were intercepted detailing exactly what their convoy was carrying.  At the Marj Al-Khawkha Junction (“Plum Meadow”), the SAA killed a confirmed 42 rats while wounding and taking prisoner 61 others.  This is a major operation that will yield much Intel about ISIS operations for the future.
Abu Yamaan Al-Leebi (LIBYAN CAT UTERUS)
Abu-Suhayl Al-Yamani (YEMENI HORSEFLY LARVA)
Abu Ra’ad Al-Muhaajer (LIBYAN MONKEY DROPPING)
Abu ‘Umar Al-Idlibi
Khaaled Haaj Moussaa
Hussayn Hajju
‘Abdul-‘Azheem Hajji Muhammad
Ghassan Al-Zu’mutt
Hassan Al-Humood
Marwaan Khaaled
Ahmad Al-Hajji
Nijmeddeen Al-Jaaber
Maaher Al-Beetaar
Ahmad Al-Beetaar
OUR NEW YEAR’S CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-BEETAAR FAMILY FOR THE GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION TO THOSE LOST SOULS IN THE PRESTO COOKER OF HELL.
MI is continuing its investigation into the identities of the remaining rodents.
Al-Rawdha:  Remember, this is where the SAA killed 32 officers of the FSA and effectively put an end to their organized existence.
11 rodents bit the dust here yesterday at the hands of SAA and NDF:
‘Umar Al-Faakhoori
Jameel Sultaan
‘Amr Al-‘Ali
The remaining 8 could not be identified.  Wael is certain they are all foreigners.
Al-Kabeer:  19 rodents and 17 wounded topped it off here at this quaint little hamlet:
Khaaled Hamdu
Muhammad Shukru
Tahseen ‘Umraan
Muhammad Al-Majboor
Their entire nest was destroyed along with all IEDs inside and 2 pick-up trucks with the usual heavy machine gun cannons.  
Drooshaan:  Another pretty little town close to the Turk border.  Here, the SAA and NDF killed 13 rats belonging to the ISIS and destroyed both their pick-up trucks, machine guns and seized a remarkable load of light assault rifles and NATO sniper rifles:
Maajed Al-As’ad (No relation to the Flying Syrian Dutchman, Riyaadh Al-As’ad)
Sayyaah Abu-Al-Reesh
Murtadhaa ‘Abdul-Ghafoor
Ahmad Muraad (a/k/a Abu-Al-Layth Al-Leebi) (LIBYAN MUSKRAT SMEGMA)
‘Azzaam Al-Shawwaah
Badee’ Zu’ayni
Fu’aad Biqaa’iy
Mamdouh Biqaa’iy
ANOTHER SINCERE CONGRATULATION TO THE BIQAA’IY FAMILY FOR LENDING SO MUCH ASSISTANCE TO THE OLD SCRATCH IN HIS SEARCH FOR NEW SOULS. 
The remaining 5 carcasses were carrying no documents.
Bayt ‘Awaan Village:  17 confirmed rat killings:
Taaher ‘Uthmaan (a/k/a “Abu Al-‘Abed”.  JORDANIAN FRUIT FLY)
Mu’tazz Al-Shaykh (PALESTEEZIAN IMBECILE)
“Abu Jubraan” (Id pending.  JORDANIAN GREEN MONKEY VIRUS)
‘Abdul-Salaam Al-Ta’aan (JORDANIAN COCKROACH GRUB)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Husaynu
Muhammad ‘Abdul-‘Azeez
The other 11 have not been identified.
DAMASCUS:  
Al-Maleeha Village:  
‘Abdullah Hamad (SOMALI LOCUST BISCUIT)
‘Ammar Binjawhar (ALGERIAN VENEREAL DISEASE)
‘Adraa Town:  21 rats trying to escape the stranglehold on ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies were shot down like ducks.  They were one of the groups which attack the latter town:  Liwaa` Al-Islam (yawn).  No names
available.
Doumaa at the ‘Aaliya Farms:  Huge disaster for ISIS when 25 of its 25 rat pack were gunned down pitilessly by NDF and security.  No survivors.  No way of knowing id because all were foreign.  My description of Saudis as apes has caught on in Syria and Monzer writes that the group looked amazingly simian.
Zabadaani: An entire nest of rodents was destroyed and all rats killed.  No names.
Khaan Al-Shaykh:  On Nestle Street, 4 rats of the J.N. took the Staten Island Ferry to Davy Jones’ Locker under the Styx.  No details.
Daarayyaa:  6 confirmed rat deaths.  
Jawbar:  On-going battle at the Teachers’ Tower and the Old Bathhouse.  No details.
Al-Qaaboon:  A skirmish continues here.  This could be the final skirmish to end the presence of rats in Al-Qaaboon. 
 
IDLIB:  AMERICAN RODENT BITES THE DUST HERE.
‘Ayn Laarooz:  3 launch pads for rockets were destroyed.  The SAA also killed these rodents, one of whom was a card-carrying rat from the U.S.:
“David” (Id pending.  SAA has his papers but has not revealed his name, yet)
Ramadhaan Muhammad Dahnoon (Non Syrian)
‘Ali Haytham Al-Shaawi (Great to have a barbecue expert in Hell. Non-syrian)
Fawwaaz Abu-Al-Taws (Non-Syrian)
Ahmad Noor ‘Arab (Non-Syrian)
Another 26 were dead foreigners whose id is pending.  Another 6 were taken prisoner as warblers.
North of Conserva Factories:  Fighting with no details.

Saraaqeb to the southwest:  Ditto.

Abu Dhuhoor Village to the west.  Ditto.

Al-Buwayti: Ditto.

Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: Ditto.

Central Idlib Prison on the Saraaqeb-Areeha Highway:  Ditto.

HAMA:

Mawrek to the west:

Raadhi ‘Abdul-Kareem Al-Shaykh
‘Umar ‘Abdul-Majeed
Shaadi ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Qaassem
Nawras ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Qaassem

WONDERFUL TIDINGS FOR THE AL-QAASSEM FAMILY AS IT ANGSTROMS ITS WAY TO IMMORTAL OBSOLESCENCE.

DER’AH: 

Al-Jeeza in the east rural area, confirmed 17 rats killed belonging to the “Liwaa` Falloojat Hawraan” (yawn):

Haadi Saami ‘Abdul-Rahmaan
Khaaled ‘Issaam ‘Abdul-Rahmaan

MORE KUDOS TO ANOTHER SELFLESS FAMILY SACRIFICING MORE OF ITS PROGENY TO THE INSATIABLE APPETITE OF HELL.

Rajm Al-Mashwar:  An attack on a military outpost killed these useless dunderheads:

Khaaled ‘Aassem Al-Zu’bi
Qaassem Qaddaah
Mahmoud ‘Abdullah Al-Zu’bi
Ahmad Al-Raadhi

I would normally send congratulations to the family listed above.  But, I have to be careful lest these 2 vermin turn out to be distant relatives of our Information Minister.

I have much news about the developing strategy in Aleppo, but, I have to stop now because its that time of the day.  I also want to see Michigan State at the Rose Bowl.  I am a University of Michigan alumnus who has some sympathy for MSU. Ziad    
  

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THANKS TO ALL MY READERS FOR THE WONDERFUL INPUT AND ITEMS, BOTH SERIOUS AND HUMOROUS THROUGHOUT 2013 . I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE MATERIAL FROM YOU.  ZIAD ABU FADEL, ESQ.     

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT (Thanks, Dudley Do Right)

 

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PHOTOS OF THE WEEK:

French President Francois Hollande performs sword dance in his visit to Saudi Arabia.
  

(Thanks, Anonymous)

(Thanks, Anon)

Check out all the photos in yesterday’s Readers’ Comment section. 
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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:  
Ah, the erosion of myth.  Another example here brough to us by principled U.K. legislators:
Nice rundown of Putin’s rage and the possibility that Bandar may have kiboshed his own rat country:

http://consortiumnews.com/2013/12/31/the-russian-saudi-showdown-at-sochi/

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