Al-Rubay’ah: SAA and NDF used human intelligence sources and drones to track these rodents trying to establish a salient south of the town in a warehouse. The ISIS rats were annihilated to a rodent:
Wissaam Al-Imbeeni (Identified by letter in his cargo pocket. Believed to be Tunisian)
Luke Baroodi (Bizarre name. No indications of Christian background. Believed to be U.K. citizen)
Seedaar Sindar (BANGLA DESHI HOG SNORT)
Yusuf Ma’roof (JORDANIAN COMPOST HEAP FLY)
Mooraak Al-Mahdi (SUDANESE COCKROACH)
Fawwaaz Al-‘Utayba (SAUDI ARABIAN MONKEY SPUNK)
Yunus Al-Anfi (SAUDI ARABIAN HORSEFLY DROPPING)
Muhammad Al-Aswaani (EGYPTIAN SNAKE SPITTLE)
Sayfund Jaraaheedi (UNKNOWN FOREIGN RAT IDENTIFIED BY A COUPON IN HIS POCKET)
Another 19 could not be identified. SAA also took control of launchers, mortars, rockets and a very large shipment of light assault rifles.
Al-Shamsiyya: An attempted infiltration by Bandar’s ISIS Turkey-based imbeciles into Kafriyya Village was a disaster. 19 rodents confirmed dead and 8 taken prisoner in different medical conditions.
Khaaled Abu-Shams (rat leader of ISIS pack)
The rest were foreigners without papers. Their bodies will be cremated and their ashes fed to the wind.
Al-Shamsiyya: An attempted infiltration (set up as a decoy) into Khirbat Soolaas resulted in 17 Bandar-rats taking the elevator down to the B-4 level:
The rest were all undocumented foreigners whose luck had run out.
ALEPPO: The rats are feeling the noose tightening. In one communication after another intercepted by MI and other sources, they are begging for reinforcements as they note the inevitable SAA triumph at Layramoon.
Al-‘Azeeziyya: An attempt to move a pack of rats into this very pro-government quarter was foiled with 7 confirmed dead rodents. Citizens played a role in spotting the rat movements and reporting them to MoI.
Hanaanu Residencies: Fighting with no details. Hanaanu is about to fall to SAA.
Central Prison: The rats claim they are preparing for the “final push” on this fortress in which my wife’s nephew is located as an SAA defender. Their offensive has not come because they have realized that reinforcements have come in. Yesterday and the day before, 36 rats were confirmed killed around its perimeter.
Dhahrat ‘Abed-Rabbuh in southeast rural Aleppo: 4 pick-ups with 23mm machine gun cannons were destroyed.
Haddaadeen: Also in southeast rural Aleppo, fighting with no details.
Al-Shaykh Najjaar: Industrial area. Heavy fighting with no details.
Kuwayris Village near the airbase: No details.
Ma’aarat Al-Arteeq: Evolving battle with no details.
Layramoon Roundabout: Ditto.
Al-Judayda: 10 confirmed dead rats.
Al-Raashideen: At the 4th District, fighting with no details.
Hanaanu: Ditto. Major front here.
Qastal Haraami: Fighting with no details.
Old City: 16 rodents killed and 23 taken prisoner from FSA.
‘Arbeed, Maayer, Qastal Al-Mushutt, Al-Saakhoor, Qaadhi ‘Askar, Al-Zarzoor, Zabadiyya, Bani Zayd, Bustaan Al-Qassr and Jazamaatiyya, all saw heavy fighting. Details are arriving.
Al-Zabadaani: SAA keeps advancing from the east as more and more rats try to escape toward Lebanon.
Yaasser ‘Abdullah (KUWAITI USED KLEENEX)
Bassaam Ju’ayni (QATARI BATHROOM MOP)
Mahmoud Rahma (Leader of “Liwaa1 Shuhadaa` Al-Haqq”, “Martyrs of Truth Battalion”. yawn)
Waa`el Al-Tatari (Leader of “Batallion of Special Tasks” of the “Liwaa` Al-Islam”, yawn)
SAA confiscated a 23mm machine gun cannon and communications equipment.
Jawbar: At the Central Corniche, Teachers’ Tower and Al-Manaasher Roundabout. Continuing skirmishes.
Kafeer Al-Zayt: West rural. Fighting with no details.
‘Adraa Town: At the fuel station and Sugar Factory, fighting with no details.
Al-Maleeha at the Driving School. Ditto.
Daarayyaa: Still clean-up. At the Sukayna Shrine and the Associations Quarter. Ditto.
Al-Hajar Al-Aswad: A leader of J.N. and his 12 thieves were killed:
The rest were not named.
Al-‘Ibb and Al-‘Aaliya Farms: In Doumaa area, 23 confirmed rats killed.
Al-Qaaboon: A final battle being fought here. Over 34 rats killed here yesterday. Their situation is hopeless.
Barza: SyrPer can confirm to its readers that 47 rodents surrendered here yesterday to security agents asking for consideration under Amnesty Law. This is proof that Barza was a major center producing many of the rodents who attacked ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies in December of last year. Great day. Barza is about to fall.
Al-Batraa and Zhaleel Bayt Nawfal east of Ruahyba: Big numbers with no details.
Naseeb in south rural Der’ah: SAA using Shilkas killed 46 vermin and took 31 prisoners in a disastrous encounter for J.N. 3 pick-ups with 23mm machine gun cannons were destroyed. No names available yet.
City: At the Consumers’ Building, fighting with no details.
Al-Manshiyya Neighborhood: An entire nest of J.N. rats was uncovered and destroyed:
The other 6 could not be identified.
At the Bilaal Al-Habashi Mosque and Al-Urdunn Street. Fighting with few details.
Al-Naaziheen Camp: An attempt to infiltrate into the Consumers’ Building and Directorate for Education west of Al-Hamaama Roundabout at Der’ah Station met with abysmal results for rats. 9 killed.
Bandar’s imbeciles in Al-Mafraq and Incirlik really goofed this time. Evidence is mounting that the U.K. is deeply involved with Bandar’s plan to take territory in anticipation of the farcical Geneva-2 Conference. Yesterday and the day before, there was a major push by J.N. out of Lebanon into 2 areas of concern: Tal Kalakh and Al-Qusayr. Both efforts have been confirmed a failure. Wael and Al-Mayaadeen Network have sources in the area and say the same thing. Mayaadeen claims over 250 rats were killed in both fronts. Here are the better details.
Al-Qumayri Village near Tal Kalakh: Confirmed 161 rodents killed here by border police, NDF and SAA using artillery and helicopter gunships. The rats started with shelling which is the way the FSA used to attack border checkpoints. But it just didn’t work because during all these months, the Syrian forces had dug in trenches and shelters. When the rats began to move in with convoys of trucks, vans and pick-ups, all Hell broke loose as SAA shattered their initial advance and surrounded the rodents. According to Wael, there were 96 prisoners taken here. They are all hard-core Jihadists mostly from other countries.
Al-Buqay’ah: 2 days ago. An attempt to infiltrate into Tal Kalakh from Wadi Khaaled was a disaster. 2 packs of rats were all killed and all their weapons seized.
Tal Kalakh: A suicide bomber in a car failed to kill anyone. He blew up like an overcooked pot of Uncle Ben’s Rice. The battle that ensued led to 29 rodents killed, 4 of whom were snipers. They belonged to the “Free Fighters of Homs Battalion (yawn).
Shallooh Village: An IED explosion was foiled by engineers of SAA. It had a 20kg payload on the main road designed to kill civilians by remote control. SAA followed the scent and found a nest of rats belonging to the ill-fated: “Free Fighters of Homs Battalion” (yawn squared) and killed all 7. This is in the Al-Ghayb East rural area.
Musallit Mamdooh Za’al (Boy, he’s really pissed off now)
Jalaal ‘Ali Ja’joo’
Muhammad Khayr Dallaal
The other 4 were not named.
Al-Qusayr at ‘Uyoon: This was a major assault to regain lost territory here at this critical area for smuggling weapons and reinforcements. We knew that. That’s why the rats faced the equivalent of 18 regiments of SAA, 7 battalions of NDF and the whole spectrum of security and border forces. It was a disaster. We can confirm a documented 97 rodents killed with 19 taken prisoner and 4 4-wheel-drive vehicles, 8 vans and 2 light trucks destroyed.
Baab Hood: SAA attacked a grouping of J.N. rodents and killed all 7 of them.
Areas with skirmishing and clean-up: Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah, Talf, Tal-Al-Qutri, Al-Qusoor at the Al-Nu’aymaat Triangle, Al-Hissn in Waadi Al-Nasaara, Kafr Laahaa, Al-Ghaasibiyya, Keeseen, Hawwaara, Ba’yoon, Al-Mashjar south ofTalbeesa, Bayt Hijju in Al-Sa’an area, Al-Khaalidiyya (J.N.), Daar Al-Kabeera (J.N. nest destroyed),
Umm Sahreej: Attempted infiltration to Jubb Al-Jarraah resulted in 16 rats killed.
Talbeesa in the Al-Qubbaan Quarter: SAA foiled an attempt to fire a mortar at civilians.
Lebanese sources released a photo of the crazed freak Saudi suicide mercenary who exploded the bomb that exploded in the pro-Hizbollah area of the Dhaahiya, in south Beirut.
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Will Putin do to Bandar what Bandar is doing to Russia? This article says “Yes”: (Thanks to Anon)
Sam J. Haim sends this one which proves Kerry actually reads “Syrian Perspective”. But does Kerry really read anything?
Anon sends this article documenting Hollande’s popularity among world leaders:
Good article about how Majed Al-Majed was captured: