73 RAT TERRORISTS DIE IN AL-QARAABEES, HOMS, 10 CAPTURED; SAUDI-BACKED TERRORISTS MURDER 108 PRISONERS IN AL-RAQQA INCLUDING 4 REPORTERS; TERRORIST INFIGHTING REACHING NEW LEVELS OF SAVAGERY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 19 RATS IN HAMA; ISIS TROUNCED IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND HILARITY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

HOMS:

AL-QARAABEES:  The Syrian Army is set to eradicate all rodents in this quarter of Homs as demonstrated last night when the last of an entire horde of vermin was killed or taken prisoner.  Wael reports that 73 terrorist cannibals were killed and 10 taken prisoner.  Devastating loss to Jabhat Al-Nusra.  Names to come.  The operation was one characterized by exploitation of the psychological doldrums into which the scavengers have fallen.  MI merely impersonated a commander in the J.N. and suckered the rats into moving directly in front of infantry, NDF and a Shilka.  Great results.

Baab Hood:  An abject defeat for J.N. when militia and security surrounded a c&c nest and killed all 6 rodents:

Haytham Shalash
‘Abdul-Ameer Makhool
Muhammad Al-Shaayeb
‘Imaad Al-Ahmad
Muhammad Qaassem
Raadhi Jalaaleddeen

Al-Qusoor:  Fighting with no details.

Al-Khaalidiyya:  Another ambush set by NDF results in 3 dead rodents.  No names.

Al-Ghaasibiyya:  Clash with security and police.  Reported 1 dead vermin.

Talbeesa Area:  An attack by J.N. on an SAA outpost was a complete failure.  No details.

Al-Shaykh Ibraaheem Al-Hakeem Lands and Al-Mahmoud Mosque in Al-Rastan area, skirmishing with no details.

Abu Al-‘Alaayaa:  In Jubb Al-Jarraah area, SAA killed 4 rats and took 7 prisoners after invading a make-shift nest.  Satellite comm. equipment from Turkey seized.

Ma’roof Shallaal
Muhammad Qajju
Hassaan Maadhi
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Idlibi

إحباط هجمات إرهابية على تلبيسة وتدمير أوكار للمسلحين في الرستن

Al-Hasswiyya:  Near Daar Al-Kabeera: Skirmishing with no details.

Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah:  Police action against criminals smuggling light weapons and medicine.  All 3 arrested.

‘Uqayrabaat between Homs and Hama:  8 rats killed:

‘Adnaan Al-‘Izzu
Bassaam Zu’ayni
Muhammad Jaaber

The rest were not identified and are believed to be foreign.

DAMASCUS:  

‘Adraa Town:  7 Jabha Al-Islaamiyya (Islamic Front, yawn) rodents at the UMO Cleansing Detergents Company tried to infiltrate to the Flour Mills Complex and then to the ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies without any success. Evidence indicates a request by rodents for reinforcements.  No names.

‘Adraa City and Zibdeen:  SAA killed 2 rodents and took 5 prisoners.

‘Aaliya Farms:  In Doumaa.  Fighting to eradicate the last nest of rodents.  Major event to come.

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Yaldaa Town:  Fighting with no details.

Baabeelaa:  Ditto.

Khaan Al-Shaykh:  An attempted infiltration for a position to attack a military outpost in Durooshaa resulted in 12 dead rats and destruction of 2 pickups with 23mm machine gun cannons.  Only these 3 were identified:
Hassan Mushaqlab
Ahmad Baddoor
‘Ali Al-Jamraawi

Al-Qaaboon:  On the Grand Mosque Street:
Ayman Khaleel
Haatem Al-Shaayek
Al-Reehaan:  Al-Rushd Mosque to the West:
Sa’eed Ramadhaan
Harastaa: Skirmishing with no details.
Daarayyaa:  At the Sukayna Shrine (var. Ruqayyaa).  SUKAYNA SHRINE AREA TOTALLY RAT-FREE AS OF TUESDAY NIGHT.  LAST VESTIGES OF CANNIBAL PRESENCE EXTERMINATED.  NO NAMES OF FOREIGNERS YET.
The waste committed by the terrorist rodents cannot be described.  They have actually emptied their rodent bowels inside this shrine holy to Shi’is around the world. It is now free.

Yabrood:  Launchers, rockets, mortars, IEDs and stolen medical equipment and drugs all found in a warehouse run by Saudi Arabia’s revolutionary heroes.  The warehouse was close to Qaarra to the west.

Yarmouk Camp:  A tunnel at the north entrance is discovered and destroyed.  We are watching the SAA prepare for the assault on the last remaining filth in this camp.

Yarmouk Camp:  An attempt to steal away sick and old hostages failed when the SAA closed a secret smuggling route out of the camp.  The orders here,  like those at ‘Adraa Residencies, is to kill all foreign rodents.

I am sorry, I have to stop here temporarily.  I have lots of news from Aleppo, Latakia and Dayr El-Zor. I will return shortly.  ZAF
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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Anon sends this first-class analysis by Finian Cunningham about Kerry.  You’ll wonder how Kerry can go on with such an albatross around his neck.  Degrading:
‘Uqaab Saqr is slammed by the illustrious Riyaadh Al-As’ad on a Twitter Account. Al-As’ad is reportedly enjoying the tulips in Holland:

http://www.almanar.com.lb/english/adetails.php?eid=129402&cid=23&fromval=1

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Anon)
Here’s another one showing you what happens when you sing badly.  This dork was a member of the Al-Mu’tazz Billaah Battalion named after one of the Abbasid’s Empires most idiotic Caliphs:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1389127468

 

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