LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF BATTER FOREIGN RODENTS AND THEIR LOCAL LITTER-MATES IN SPECTACULAR OPERATIONS CHARACTERIZED BY STEALTH AND INTELLIGENCE AND AIDED BY THE NATURAL STUPIDITY OF THE ISLAMIST CANNIBAL.
Al-Kawm Village: ISIS has no concept of ebb-and-flow. If what the media is saying about their numbers is true, they should be listed as an endangered species of rodent. At this village in the north, the SAA and NDF put 19 of their rats to death last evening. There were Turks, Qataris, Scarabians and Libyans in the catch:
Abu Sattaam Al-Hijaazi (SAUDI SYPHILIS-CARRYING HYENA)
Abu Al-‘Izz Al-Leebi (LIBYAN TSE TSE FLY DROPPING)
Haluk Mehmetoghlu (TURK MANURE COLLECTOR)
No other names have been made available.
Rubay’ah: 2 pick-up trucks with 23mm machine gun cannons were destroyed along with 3 cars loaded with ammunition provided by the TURK GOVERNMENT! These carcasses were identified:
Thaabet Akyar (poss: Akeer)
Abu Mus’ab Al-Masri (Id pending. EGYPTIAN BOY LOVER)
Abu ‘Umar Al-Tunisi (Id. pending. TUNISIAN HOG FARMER AND BUGGERER)
‘Abdullah Al-Makki (Id. pending. SAUDI ARABIAN MARMOSET)
Mahmoud ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Tawbalja
Another 23 were taken prisoner and are warbling. This group was allied with J.N.
Al-Kirt and Al-Murayj in the Salmaa area: 23 rodents were dispatched with 43 taken prisoner in different states of physical distress. In 2 operations, the SAA killed these: