PREZ. ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO SALIM IDRIS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

Goodbye Saleem. Ta Ta. Toodleydoo. Au revoir. A bien tot. See ya latah, alligata. Aufwiedersehen. Dosvedanyeh. Jajing. Sayonara. Hasta la vista. Go screw yourself.

 

And so, once again, our president bids farewell to another disgraced wretch who fantasized about days of glory and triumph.  Saleem Idrees now joins the ranks of other luminaries to whom Dr. Assad bade farewell:  HILLARY CLINTON, MUHAMMAD MORSI, SILVIO BERLUSCONI, NICOLAS SARKOZY, JOSE ZAPATERO, PRINCE FATSO/MADAME BANANA, GUIDO WESTERWELLE AND SO MANY OTHERS TOO NUMEROUS TO NAME.

 

According to our sources, Idrees will retire to a comfortable cottage on Ellesmere Island in Canada where he hopes to spend the rest of his life defending the endangered species called “Inflated Generals”.  This Miles Gloriosus will form a new force called the ‘Free Syrian Coalition for Polar Equality and Revolutionary Scientific Patter. (FSCPERS!)”  We we wish him the best of luck.

 

Other sources claim he will join a former colleague, Riyaadh Al-As’ad, in Holland where he expects to thrive as a tulip salesman.  A minority say he plans to set up a brothel franchise with “Pimp-Whiz”, Ahmad Jarba in the Red Light District of Antwerp.

 

 

GOOD BYE, SALEEM, WE’RE GOING TO MISS YOUR INCOMPETENCE.

 

But, who is his replacement?  Get this, it’s somebody even dumber.  A know-nothing hot-air purveyor —-  A colonel, no less, called ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer.  In the tradition of the Fake Syrian Army, he was elected because of his talent for “rampant corruption”, “absence of morals” and “incontrovertible incompetence”.  His stinking traitor rat son was killed by our NDF in January of 2014. Best of luck.

 

When SyrPer told you some months ago that Idrees was under house arrest, we meant it.

 

_________________________________________________________ NEWS AND COMMENT:

Global Research brings more ammo to the war crimes table. Enjoy this story about prison breaks:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/convicted-criminals-serve-as-freedom-fighters-in-syria-saudi-pakistani-and-iraqi-prison-inmates-replenish-al-qaeda-ranks/5369055?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=convicted-criminals-serve-as-freedom-fighters-in-syria-saudi-pakistani-and-iraqi-prison-inmates-replenish-al-qaeda-ranks

 

A great article that will make you feel good about Assad’s Syria. So many foreign spies in our jails who will not be released. By the way, I reported the capture of the Turks last year:

http://therearenosunglasses.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/85-saudi-intelligence-officers-imprisoned-in-syria/

 

The U.S. government and the ovine population of the country are dissed in this insightful article about upping the ante in a world of lobbying groups and moral corruption:

 

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/02/16/russia-under-attack/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=russia-under-attack 

Here’s one about Zionist meddling in medical matters for terrorists.  What superb care!  Where is Dr. Zorba?

 

  http://100wordz.wordpress.com/2014/02/15/the-syrian-rebels-israel-connection/

 

Major article from one of our readers in Germany, Anonymous, naturlich about Turkey’s complicity in delivering arms to the rats:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1_KgXwnWIs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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jo6pac
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Thanks for the early update.

dudleydoright911
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I’ll ensure my dragoons up north remain doubly vigilant and give them standing orders to take no prisoners should monsieur idriss aka porky pig jr attempt to homestead in our polar wilds.

The ecosystem there is fragile and we dont need that fat slob taking food out of the mouths of inuit. As well his, as you say, noisome nature would clash with our social ( and olfactory ) norms.

Anonymous
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Perhaps some hunters will club him like a baby seal.

NewYorker
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Dudley thought you would be interested in Harper’s activities. Canada grants new identity, passport to Mossad assassin.
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/02/16/350984/canada-gives-fake-id-to-mossad-killer/

Captain_Mustafa
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Captain_Mustafa

Bye …..bye….Saleem the Lord of Gay….Now, is he gonna spread his gay wisdom in Canada ?
Don’t forget his picture here….He must change his name to Wendy…..real soon.

http://imgur.com/0Cau3ez

Montaser
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Montaser

And then he runs to Sweden! I hope the Syrian government creates a secret international group of assassins to go after these assholes after this whole thing is over.

Maria Engström
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As a Swede, on a personal level, I would welcome such operation, but it’s not doable, because everyone would know who did it.

Montaser
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Montaser

That is true.. Then have a group of rich Syrian business men form and fund a group that only hires foreign mercenary assassins all payed with bitcoins to complicate things even more.

last battle
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last battle

who the fuck is MADAME BANANA? lol

IPA35
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IPA35

That refers to the wife of the former emir of Qatar:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozah_bint_Nasser_Al_Missned

the Thylacine
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the Thylacine

IPA;
‘bint’ is right.

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I found this on syriannews.cc it seems to be roughly translated but you should be able to get the idea,”An unofficial news from isreal stated that:”Military analyst, wrote in the newspaper ” Maariv ” Israeli Mossad gave an urgent report two days ago to the Israeli government . This report speaks about the need to take military action against Hezbollahif he succeeded in the case of the latter dropping Yabrood . According to the newspaper Yabrood fortifications is greater than any city in the Middle East and does outweight(greater)than the fortifications of most Israeli cities . Thus In the case… Read more »
dudleydoright911
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He is a traitor and a criminal. Sadly canadian passports have long been a staple of the zionist mob.

вот так
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вот так

That brought a laugh – thanks.

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