SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS TERRORISTS IN IDLIB; MASSIVE FRONT IN ALEPPO; HUNDREDS OF RATS SURRENDER TO ARMY IN HOMS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

IDLIB SCENE OF RAT WIPE-OUT AS SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES FEROCIOUS ASSAULT 

 

Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan:  Citizens pointed out a suspicious location in this battered town and kept telling our soldiers that there was movement of rodents without any tell-tale sign of a structure above ground. Well, engineers quickly drew the right conclusion and began checking for signs of a tunnel.  And, lo and behold, instruments used by our engineers indicated a vast network about 300 meters long with 3 separate branches. Infantrymen were brought along with a specialized unit for rousting rats from their sewers and the battle began.  All 69 vermin were killed.  They all belonged to the Jabhat Al-Islam and Jabhat Al-Nusra:

 

      

 

Talaal Al-Raa’iy

Mustafaa Jabbaareen

Zakariyyaa Ibraaheem Shunnayra

‘Umar Rafeeq ‘Abdul-Jabbaar

Muta’ Al-Shibl

Hussayn ‘Abdul-Rahmaan

Ahmad Khaaled Al-Yaaseen

Yaasser Deeb Qadhanoon

Muhammad Khaaled Al-As’ad (a relative of the illustrious Colonel Peg Leg)

Taareq Ahmad Al-Zaayed

Muntasser Al-Jubayli (He wasn’t very triumphant yesterday)

Hassan Muhammad Sundus

Maaher Shadeed

Hilmi Yilmaaz

Hussayn Abu-Al-Jifr

Baassel ‘Ali Qurtum

 

Another 53 were not identified and are presumed to foreign nationals.

 

Also, near Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, an attack on a military outpost met with humiliating defeat for the retarded hyenas of the Jabhat Al-Nusra as our troops fired back volley after volley until scavengers were put to death and safely snug in Satan’s warm embrace.  No names.

 

ALEPPO:  OPERATION CANOPUS STAR CONTINUES UNABATED; HUNDREDS OF RODENTS KILLED


It appears that the Brits are now investigating the possibility that a suicide bomber from Sussex was the idiot who drove the reinforced tanker truck that attempted to break a hole in the gate of the Aleppo Central Prison. One of our readers sent that note and I did not have any information to rebut what he stated.  It might be that Abu Sulaymaan Al-Bareetaani (a/k/a Abu Sulaymaan Al-Muhaajer) was the Pakistani rodent who drove the truck but failed miserably to reach his destination which turned out to be the foyer of Lucifer’s Bed & Breakfast.  The Brits are, of course, pleased with this.  Or are they?  After all, they’ve been secretly arming and enabling this pack of rats and even had a major hand to play in the attack on the prison.    

 

The suicide bomb driven by British citizen Abu Suleiman al-Britani into Aleppo prison.

Here’s the battering ram we told you about.

 

Qaadhi ‘Askar:  Fighting with no details as SAA continues attacks on rat nests.

 

 

Karm Al-Jazmaati:  Continuing efforts by rats to penetrate area of civilian airport fail, as usual.

 

 

Al-Raashideen:  At the 4th District, a group of jackals was annihilated:

 

 

Al-Marja: Fighting with NDF and no details.

 

 

Al-Saakhoor:  Fighting at the Electrical Station where 7 rodents took a big hit and woke up in Beelzebub’s Shake’N’Bake.  They were trying to destroy improvements made to the station in order to deprive citizens of electricity.  They have not been identified.

 

 

Hanaanu Residencies:  Killed 4 residual rodents.  No names.

 

 

Al-Raashideen:  Day before yesterday, another firefight with SAA killed 18 rats here in an ambush:

 

 

Al-Shaykh Najjaar Industrial Zone: 2 pickup trucks with 23mm cannons destroyed.  This was J.N. and all rats appeared foreign.  Latest report is 19 rats killed with 5 wounded.

 

Al-Nayrab:  Fighting with no details.

 

 

Al-Wudhayhi at the Stone Crushing Factory:  SAA repelled an attempted infiltration.  No details.

 

 

Turaab Hulluk:  Skirmishing with a group of rats. All 7 killed.

 

 

Fighting reported in these areas:

 

Kuwayris

‘Arbeed

Judayda

Hameema

Nasrullaah

Rasm Al-‘Abood (bulldozer, a pickup with 23mm cannon, ammo/weapons and 15 rats) 

‘Azzaan

Maayer

Tal Jabeen

Al-Muslimiyya

‘Ibteen

Al-Haddaadeen

Al-Khaanaat

Karm Al-Muyassar

Central Prison (Yawn)

Al-Shaykh Zayyaat

Qubtaan Al-Jabal

Huraytaan

Ballaat at the Grain Silos

Bani Zayd (21 confirmed dead rodents)

Ba’eedeen

Al-Harbala

Al-Sukkari

Tal Shaa’er

Faafeen

Hayyaan

Baabees

Al-Ataareb

Al-Ansaari

Al-Dabbaaghaat

Al-Jandool

 

As you can see, the Aleppo front is expanding and becoming increasingly intense.  Operation Canopus Star is evidently having some effect on the population.  Reports from my wife’s family in Sulaymaaniyya describe an improving situation for citizens.

 

HOMS: 

 

204 RAT TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES INSIDE CENTRAL HOMS. MOST WILL RECEIVE CONSIDERATION UNDER THE AMNESTY LAW.

 

1,100 CITIZENS NOW REPORTEDLY RELEASED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE SATAN-WORSHIPING RATS OF THE CENTRAL OLD CITY.

 

Abu-‘Alaayaa- Al-Mas’oodiyya Road:  11 IEDs taken apart by engineers.

 

Daar Al-Kabeera:  No hope for rodents here as one of their last dens was invaded and destroyed yesterday.

 

Al-Khaalidiyya:  Clean-up.  4 rats arrested.

 

Al-‘Arshoona and Salaam Towns:  An attempted infiltration by vermin in this East rural area was foiled by alert NDF.

 

Saleem Village in the Talbeesa area:  SAA destroyed a pick-up with 23mm machine gun cannon and seized a large amount of ammunition brought in from Turkey.

 

 

Dhahrat ‘Alloosha:  36 confirmed rats killed, many are Lebanteezians, Saudis and Chechens.

 

Dhahrat Jabaltaa:  Fighting with no details.

 

Al-Zaara:  Very important battle west of the ancient tower. Details to follow.

 

 

MORE SYRIANS MASS IN THE THOUSANDS TO EXPRESS SUPPORT FOR THE ARMY AND THE PRESIDENT FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW!

 

LATAKIA DEMONSTRATION YESTERDAY

 

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UNIVERSITY OF DAMASCUS YESTERDAY

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NEWS, COMMENTARY AND EXPOSES:

 

Amir sends this important report by principled reporters about how the U.S. manufactures dissent in a world of asymmetrical warfare:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwv7JXgPxLI&feature=plcp

 

According to one of our favorite journalists, Sami Kulayb of Al-Mayaadeen, Yabrood’s fall will usher in a totally new day for our president.  Great article is a must-read:

 

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/yabroud-and-geneva-ii-time-change

 

 

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS:

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=045_1391978071#ea1fOQSpS0G3scbY.99

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